Better Late Than Forever: Cash item, Mayan Associate God Walkthrough

 
Right then, you’ve got your Rundown and Turbo Tappin’ up so lets take a look at the cash offering for this event …
Mayan Associate God (Character)

As ever this isn’t exactly a Should I Buy, more like it’s a look at what you get if you decide to spend some real money so you can make your own minds up.

Here’s what’s in this post:
• Basic info
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks

Lets get started then, shall we . . .

Basic info:
Cost: In app purchase, 132 Donut bundle
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• Premium: Yes
• Voiced: No
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes, 12 and 24 hour jobs
Note: Earns event currency

Questline with Dialog:

Time Waits for No God part 1:

Mayan God (2012): What strange rumbling has awakened me from my nap?
Mayan Associate God: WAZZZUPPPP!!!
Mayan God (2012): No.
Mayan Associate God: Nah?
Mayan God (2012): I refuse to accept that you have come to this land. And I can’t believe you had the nerve to wake me up before the invention of coffee.
Mayan Associate God: Hey, what happened to Maya-casa es su casa?
Mayan God (2012): Why are you even here?
Mayan Associate God: Just hanging out, broseph!!
Mayan God (2012): I hate that after spending so many years among these people I understand what that means.
Mayan Associate God: Nice. Want to sundial and chill while we wait for the apocalypse?
Mayan God (2012): No.
Mayan Associate God: Your loss, man.

• Make Mayan Associate God Sundial and Chill – 4 hours

Mayan Associate God: Awww yeah, that’s the stuff.
Shiva: My good friend, you seem…different today.
Mayan Associate God: You ever get freaky with all those arms?
Shiva: And now I suspect that you are not my good friend at all.
Mayan God (2012): Please, ignore him. He’s a disgrace to my pantheon.
Mayan Associate God: Pantheon? I hardly know Theon. Amirite?!
Shiva: What has brought your…cousin…to this land?
Mayan God (2012): He has come to annoy me while we wait for the apocalypse.
Shiva: Wasn’t that supposed to happen like twelve years ago?
Mayan Associate God: Maybe!
Shiva: Maybe?
Mayan Associate God: Our calendars are very confusing.

Time Waits for No God part 2:

Mayan Associate God: So, like, what is there to do around here? Has beer pong been invented yet?
Mayan God (2012): I hate every word you say.
Mayan Associate God: Man, you’re a buzzkill. Isn’t there anyone cool around here to partay with?
Yahweh: Mayan God, are we still on for the luau next century?
Mayan Associate God: Whoa. Dude, you didn’t tell me you were hanging out with the old-school gods!
Yahweh: …who is this?
Mayan God (2012): Distant cousin. Very distant.
Yahweh: Oh. Well, welcome to Springfield.
Mayan Associate God: Thanks, my guy! So tell me. What do you guys do for fun?
Yahweh: Well, if you’re looking for a good time, we could solemnly study religious texts.
Mayan Associate God: Nah, man! I’m looking for a party!
Yahweh: …a party?
Mayan Associate God: Yeah! I’m trying to party like it’s the end of the world. Cuz it almost is!

• Make Mayan Associate God Break It Down Mayan Style – 4 hours
• Make Yahweh Watch With Morbid Fascination – 4 hours

Yahweh: Wait, the end of the world?
Mayan Associate God: Yeah, man. Heavy stuff.
Yahweh: Is that in my book? I feel like I remember seeing that somewhere after the stuff about shellfish.
Mayan Associate God: Nah, bro. It’s in our calendar.
Yahweh: Oh, good.
Yahweh: But wasn’t that supposed to happen a decade ago?
Mayan Associate God: Hey, it’s not our fault. You know how hard it is to do calculus with a chisel?

Time Waits for No God part 3:

Old Scratch: Hey, stone face!
Mayan Associate God: Uh, me?
Old Scratch: No, the other stone-faced guy wandering around Springfield.
Mayan Associate God: Oh, my cousin. I can go get him if you want.
Old Scratch: Wait, there’s actually two of you now?
Mayan Associate God: Yeah…but I’m the only one who can dance.
Old Scratch: Can I record you? I’m starting a new conspiracy theory that’ll make the humans go crazy.
Mayan Associate God: Huh?
Old Scratch: I used to have to sneak into dreams to get them to do crazy things. Now I just have to post cryptic messages online and they do it for me!
Mayan Associate God: Go away, old man. You’re really cramping my style.
Old Scratch: Ugh, fine. But move, you’re blocking the sun.
Mayan Associate God: Man, that guy really chisels me the wrong way. I gotta dance out my feelings…

• Make Mayan Associate God Break It Down Mayan Style – 4 hours

Kang: …can you believe it? They know we exist now, and yet they still don’t seem to care!
Kodos: I still don’t understand why we had to cut off three of my tentacles.
Kang: We needed to give them concrete proof of our existence!
Kodos: Yes, but YOU have tentacles. Why did we have to use mine?
Kodos: Or come to think of it, why couldn’t we just take a selfie?
Mayan Associate God: Whoa! Either my stoney sense is stuck on vibrate, or there’s aliens here.
Mayan Associate God: Nope, it still works. Hey, aliens!
Kang: Aah! They have created war golems!
Kodos: That’s just one of the gods.
Mayan Associate God: Why is everyone here such a downer?
Mayan Associate God: By the way, bro, what happened to your tentacles?
Kodos: *angry muttering*

Time Waits for No God part 4:

Mayan Associate God: I just want to find one person to vibe with. Why is that so hard?
Smithers: Sir! I’ve found him!
Mayan Associate God: Huh?
Burns: You there. Mayan God.
Mayan Associate God: Oh, that’s not me. That’s my cousin. I’m the Mayan Associate God.
Mayan Associate God: It’s a similar job…but I don’t get human sacrifices. Or insurance.
Burns: Yes, they stopped doing human sacrifices in my teen years.
Burns: But I’m mad! We were promised an apocalypse and it hasn’t happened, and this is cutting into our profit margins!
Mayan Associate God: …what?
Burns: And now the environmentalists are demanding that we clean up our messes!
Burns: If there’s one thing I hate, it’s consequences.
God: You there! Mayan God!
Mayan Associate God: Ugh, is everyone mad at me today?
God: Your pantheon promised an apocalypse, and I built my whole schedule around it.
God: I’ve had to just throw things together! This is my most slapdash work since the platypus.
Mayan Associate God: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Okay, dudes. Let’s just take a moment and chill. Some deep breaths while we just…chill out.
Burns: …what?
God: If I wanted to be disappointed by a deity, I’d go find my son.

• Make Mayan Associate God Sundial and Chill – 4 hours
• Make Burns Leave in Disgust – 4 hours
• Make God Leave in Disgust – 4 hours

Mayan Associate God: Those guys were bogus.
Gautama Buddha: You cannot promise a hurricane, and deliver a breeze.
Mayan Associate God: Whoa! Scared me there. What was that, slam poetry?
Gautama Buddha: It was a lesson. I made the same mistake once. But I can teach you and help you reach enlightenment.
Mayan Associate God: …okay, I’ll bite.
Gautama Buddha: Everyone in this city…sucks.
Mayan Associate God: …what?
Gautama Buddha: So I just got myself a hog! *hops on his motorcycle*
Mayan Associate God: You’re the first god I’ve encountered that’s made any sense at all.

… and a last bit of dialog to wrap it up:

You’ve God To Be Kidding Me:

Mayan God (2012): You again? What do you want?
Mayan Associate God: Hey, brozinski. Got a little question for ya.
Mayan God (2012): No, we haven’t invented beer pong yet.
Mayan Associate God: Nah, that’s not my question, but thanks for the update.
Mayan Associate God: My question is…why don’t you do anything around here?
Mayan God (2012): What?
Mayan Associate God: You just wander around all day looking punitive. You don’t do anything.
Mayan God (2012): Gods don’t do things.
Mayan God (2012): Do they?
Mayan Associate God: I mean…the cool ones do.
Mayan God (2012): I would like…to be cool.

Permanent tasks:

• Task: Make Fun Of The Olmecs
• Time: 1 Hour
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 105 $$s, 23 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Olmec Head, Mayan Calendar Whole, Brown House

• Task: Be Confused By Mayan Calendar
• Time: 4 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Mayan Calendar Whole, Brown House

• Task: Check Out Other Pyramids
• Time: 8 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Grand Pyramid, Egyptian Pyramid, Elephant Pyramid, Brown House

• Task: Time Dial And Chill
• Time: 12 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual

• Task: Break It Down Mayan Style
• Time: 24 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 1000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual

There you have it, over to you. Is this a must-buy, a maybe or a hard-pass?
Your opinions might help any Addict who’s not made up their minds yet so please share your thoughts in the comments.

Back in a bit with a bonus post on the old Mayan God NPC.