The first prize for this mini event is a skin for Homer.
Here’s the details on that …
Here’s what’s in this post:
• Basic info
– What you get
– How you get it
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks
Lets get started then, shall we . . .
Basic info, Prize 5:
What you get:
● Caveman Homer (Skin)
• Skin: Outfit for Homer
• Premium: No
• Voiced: Yes
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes, 1 and 8 hour jobs
How you get it: A Modern Stone Age Catastrophe part 1
• Collect Wooden Clubs – x 155 
• Make Springfielders Complain About Being Stuck in the Past – x 5, 4 hours
• Make Time Traveler Frink Warn About the Butterfly Effect – 4 hours
• Make Lisa Help Explain the Butterfly Effect – 4 hours
• Make Homer Eat the First Butterfly He Sees – 4 hours
Questline with Dialog:
Caveman on a Mission part 1:
Caveman Homer: *grunts* Boy! Bring…beer…Homer.
Bart: What’s with the outfit and the speaking like an NFL player?
Caveman Homer: I’m embracing my animal nature and getting what I want by threatening to hit people with my club. *waves club menacingly*
Caveman Homer: OW! Splinter.
Bart: Ha! Very cavemanly. Did you get your mani-pedi before or after you invented fire?
Caveman Homer: Shut up, there’s nothing wrong with proper cuticle hygiene! Stupid lazy mill…mall… mell…milenimals!
Lisa: “Millennials”?
Caveman Homer: Close, sweetie! It’s pronounced “milenimals”. I should know. I’m a baby bopper.
• Make Bart Make Fun of Homer’s Cavemanliness – 4 hours
• Make Caveman Homer Complain About “Milenimals” – 4 hours
Caveman on a Mission part 2:
Bart: If you’re such a cave guy now, why are you lounging around at home on the sofa? You’re supposed to hunt mammoths, not turn into one.
Caveman Homer: Hunting sounds tiring. Boy, fetch me some food.
Bart: We don’t have any food, because you never go hunting!
Caveman Homer: Explain.
Bart: JUST GO HUNT SOMETHING.
Caveman Homer: Okay, I will. But first: a snack!
Bart: …
• Make Bart Challenge Homer’s Cavemanhood – 4 hours
• Make Caveman Homer Hunt for His Supper – 4 hours
Bart: So what’s for dinner, mighty hunter, besides shame and failure?
Caveman Homer: If you look in my back, we might have some tiger fangs you can suck on.
Caveman on a Mission part 3:
Caveman Homer: Clubbing baby animals isn’t the only way cavemen proved their manliness! They also invented stuff.
Bart: My vote is deodorant.
Caveman Homer: Why you little—!
Bart: Are you even smart enough to invent something the original cavemen figured out?
Caveman Homer: Of course I am! I’ll reinvent the most famous invention of them all: the whale!
Bart: You mean the wheel?
Caveman Homer: It’s a good thing you just corrected me, ’cause we were about to get really wet.
• Make Caveman Homer Reinvent the Wheel – 4 hours
Bart: For a guy at your weight, I thought “round” would be within your skill set.
Caveman Homer: Honestly, so did I.
Caveman on a Mission part 4:
Barney: Hey, Homer, you wanna go waste time at Moe’s?
Caveman Homer: Not now, Barney. I’m reinventing stuff to prove I’m the best caveman.
Caveman Homer: Look! I reinvented pottery.
Bart: No, you didn’t. Those are Mom’s vases that you emptied and put out on the lawn.
Bart: Not only could you NOT reinvent the wheel, you couldn’t even reinvent pants!
Caveman Homer: This loincloth is historically accurate!
Bart: Yeah, well your thighs are historically chubby.
Caveman Homer: Why you little—! *throws rock at Bart*
Bart: *rock misses Bart, rolls across the lawn and knocks over a vase* You have primitive aim, too.
• Make Bart Continue to Enrage Homer – 4 hours
• Make Caveman Homer Throw Rocks at Bart – 4 hours
• Make Barney Be Amazed at Homer’s Invention – 4 hours
Barney: WHOA! You totally invented caveman bowling!
Caveman Homer: Hey, I guess I did! You take a turn.
Barney: These rocks don’t actually roll all that great. Maybe you could make them rounder. How hard could that be?
Caveman Homer: Uh, you might be surprised. Say, how about we just go to the alley and roll some normal bowling balls.
Barney: Okay. Are you gonna change clothes first?
Caveman Homer: Are you kidding? This is the first time in years I haven’t been chafed.
Permanent tasks:
• Task: Reinvent The Wheel
• Time: 1 Hour
• Premium: No
• Earns: 70 $$s, 17 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Look For a Roomier Cave
• Time: 4 Hours
• Premium: No
• Earns: 175 $$s, 45 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Bear Cave, Forest Cave, Moes Cavern, Curvaceous Cave, Candy Cave, Bartman Cave, Elf Cave, Nature, Simpson Home
• Task: Hunt For His Supper
• Time: 8 Hours
• Premium: No
• Earns: 275 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Find a New Wooden Club
• Time: 12 Hours
• Premium: No
• Earns: 420 $$s, 100 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Nature, Simpson Home
• Task: Pretend To Reinvent Beer Drinking
• Time: 24 Hours
• Premium: No
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Moes Cavern, Moes Tavern, Eatery
Back later with a look at the next three prizes.
