Right then, we’ve covered the other prizes so lets take a look at the fifth prize for this event …
Cavewoman Marge (Skin)
Here’s what’s in this post:
• Basic info
– What you get
– How you get it
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks
Lets get started then, shall we . . .
Basic info, Prize 5:
What you get:
● Cavewoman Marge (Skin)
• Skin: Outfit for Marge
• Premium: No
• Voiced: No
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes, 4 and 12 hour jobs
How you get it: A Modern Stone Age Catastrophe part 5
• Collect Wooden Clubs – x 190 
• Make Time Traveler Frink Build a Time Harness Out of Coconuts – 4 hours
• Make Lisa Help Frink Build Time Harness – 4 hours
• Make Caveman Homer Run From Dinosaurs Again – 4 hours
Questline with Dialog:
The Quest for Ire part 1:
Cavewoman Marge: I have to say, your father is right about the cave lifestyle. It’s very relaxing! I don’t even have to wash dishes anymore.
Cavewoman Marge: We just use rocks.
Lisa: How is that working out for you?
Cavewoman Marge: Honestly, not great. I haven’t found any flat rocks.
Caveman Homer: Caveman Homer hungry! Cavewoman Marge cook!
Cavewoman Marge: Cavewoman Marge doesn’t have anything to cook. Because a certain caveman hasn’t caught anything.
Cavewoman Marge: Cavewoman Lovejoy had an entire megalodon for dinner last night.
Caveman Homer: It’s harder than it looks! I didn’t know animals move around!
Cavewoman Marge: *annoyed grumble*
Caveman Homer: I’ll get my spear.
• Make Cavewoman Marge Complain About Lack of Food – 4 hours
• Make Caveman Homer Go Hunting – 4 hours
Cavewoman Marge: How did the hunting go?
Caveman Homer: Great! I speared so many animals!
Cavewoman Marge: That’s great! Did you bring them home?
Caveman Homer: D’OH!
The Quest for Ire part 2:
Caveman Homer: C’mon, Marge! Can’t you use rocks to grow…what’s that stuff called that you and Lisa eat that’s not meat?
Cavewoman Marge: Vegetables?
Caveman Homer: Who?
Cavewoman Marge: So you just want me to reinvent agriculture so you don’t have to work or hunt?
Caveman Homer: Agri—no! I just want you to sow, irrigate, weed, harvest, and store crops!
Cavewoman Marge: *annoyed grumble*
• Make Cavewoman Marge Grow Prehistoric Crops – 4 hours
The Quest for Ire part 3:
Caveman Homer: So you couldn’t grow prehistoric crops from rocks. That’s okay, sweetie! Everyone makes mistakes.
Cavewoman Marge: I don’t see you trying to help.
Caveman Homer: I am helping! By telling you how you’re failing.
Cavewoman Marge: WHAT?
Cavewoman Marge: Forget it! I only went along with this stupid cave thing because I thought it would give us more time to “snuggle”.
Lisa: Ew!
Caveman Homer: But then you stopped shaving your legs. Last night I thought a lemur crawled into bed with me. *shudder*
Cavewoman Marge: You stopped shaving too!
Caveman Homer: Manscaping with rocks is NOT comfortable!
Cavewoman Marge: Oh, but I’m still supposed to do it, is that it?
Caveman Homer: We’ve come to the point in the conversation where I should just shut up now, haven’t we?
Lisa: Oh, Dad, we’re way past that.
Cavewoman Marge: It’s time for me to strike a blow for cavewomen everywhere!
Caveman Homer: But we’re all out of wooden clubs.
Cavewoman Marge: I meant metaphorically!
• Make Cavewoman Marge Protest the Cave Patriarchy – 4 hours
Lisa: Great work, Mom! You can tear down the patriarchy before the concept of it was even invented!
Bart: You know that Mom and Dad putting on loincloths doesn’t actually change the course of humanity, right?
Lisa: Fighting the Man is fighting the Man, even if the “Man” is an Australopithecus.
The Quest for Ire part 4:
Caveman Homer: I’m sorry, Marge. I got a little carried away with the whole caveman thing. Can we just go back to the cave and cuddle?
Cavewoman Marge: I’ve got an idea of something I want you to try…
Caveman Homer: Oooh, this sounds HOT.
Cavewoman Marge: Oh, the cave will be on fire by the time we’re through.
• Make Cavewoman Marge Make Homer Cook His Own Supper – 4 hours
• Make Caveman Homer Set the Cave on Fire – 4 hours
Cavewoman Marge: When I said “the cave will be on fire”, I didn’t mean literally!
Caveman Homer: I’m sorry, Marge. I didn’t realize that a huge, blazing fire could lead to stuff getting burnt!
Cavewoman Marge: Eh, I had an inkling this might happen. That’s why I let you try cooking in a cave instead of our real home.
Permanent tasks:
• Task: Get a Rock Massage
• Time: 1 Hour
• Premium: No
• Earns: 70 $$s, 17 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Curvaceous Cave, Nature, Brown House
• Task: Grow Prehistoric Crops
• Time: 4 Hours
• Premium: No
• Earns: 175 $$s, 45 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Shop For New Animal Skins
• Time: 8 Hours
• Premium: No
• Earns: 275 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Springfield Zoo Entrance, Exotic Petting Zoo, Wooly Mammoth Pen, Shop
• Task: Demonstrate Against The Cave Patriarchy
• Time: 12 Hours
• Premium: No
• Earns: 420 $$s, 100 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Get a Good Nights Sleep
• Time: 24 Hours
• Premium: No
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Simpson Home
Back on Monday with the Dialog Recap.
Have a good weekend everyone.
