Right then, you’ve got your Rundown and Turbo Tappin’ up so lets take a look at the premium offering for this act …
Clown Bart and Stage 1 (Bart Outfit and Building)
As ever this isn’t exactly a Should I Buy, more like it’s a look at what you get if you decide to spend those Donuts so you can make your own minds up.
Before I get on with this post, in the scramble to catch up on Act 1 posts I forgot to do the one for the returning content. Sorry again.
That’ll be up for you tomorrow.
Here’s what’s in this post:
• Basic info
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks
Lets get started then, shall we . . .
Basic info:
Cost: 150 Donuts
● Clown Bart (Bart Outfit)
• Skin: Outfit for Bart
• Premium: Yes
• Voiced: Yes
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes, 4 and 8 hour jobs
Note: Earns event currency for Acts 2 to 4
Bundled with:
● Stage 1 (Building)
• Built: 6 seconds
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 135 $$s and 15 XP every 4 hours
• Job(s): Yes, Clown Bart
Questline with Dialog:
On-the-Job Straining part 1:
Clown Bart: Was THIS your card, Milhouse?
Milhouse: It was!
Clown Bart: Great. Now pay up.
Milhouse: *hands over five dollars* Are these card tricks all part of your clown act?
Clown Bart: No, I just needed a way to con some suckers out of some quick cash.
Milhouse: Does that mean I’m a sucker?
Clown Bart: No way. You’re my best friend. You want to bet I can juggle these pies?
Milhouse: I’d love to, but I don’t have any more money.
Clown Bart: This one’s on the house.
Milhouse: Wow! You’re the best friend ever, Bart.
Clown Bart: By which I mean, you can owe me.
• Make Clown Bart Do Some Juggling – 4 hours
• Make Milhouse Observe Clown Bart – 4 hours
Milhouse: Looks like that stunt still needs a little work.
Clown Bart: Gee, ya think?
On-the-Job Straining part 2:
Clown Bart: I think I’ve figured out my problem.
Milhouse: That your parents love your sisters more than you?
Clown Bart: I meant about my juggling.
Milhouse: Right, that’s what I meant, too.
Clown Bart: I need to practice my pie toss aim. I’ll use your face as a target.
Milhouse: Can’t you just use a target like…a target?
Clown Bart: Do you want to help or not?
• Make Clown Bart Practice the Pie Toss – 4 hours
• Make Milhouse Gird His Face Muscles – 4 hours
Milhouse: Wow, I’ve never seen a pigeon fly in the direct line of a thrown pie.
Clown Bart: Yeah, that was weird. Though it does make you think…
Milhouse: About whether a pigeon might eat us in our sleep?
Clown Bart: No. About whether one might fly between Homer’s hands and my throat.
On-the-Job Straining part 3:
Clown Bart: Enough practice. It’s time for the ultimate clown stunt.
Milhouse: Are you sure? Your last few stunts have fallen pretty flat.
Clown Bart: Those were merely warmups for… The Ring of Fire!
Milhouse: Whoa, there’s fire involved?
Milhouse: In that case, I withdraw my previous objection.
Clown Bart: All I need is a unicycle, a ring, some fire, and a chaperone.
Milhouse: A chaperone? Won’t they make it lame?
Clown Bart: Don’t be such an amateur, Milhouse. Anybody who would agree to be a chaperone for a stunt like this has gotta be a world class freak themselves.
Milhouse: Huh. You are the prank master.
• Make Clown Bart Get a Chaperone – 4 hours
• Make Milhouse Follow Bart – 4 hours
Clown Principal Krusty: You’re gonna do WHAT?
Clown Bart: Just your standard clown stunt.
Clown Principal Krusty: Jumping through a ring of fire on a unicycle is not “standard”. Unless you’re in Russia.
Clown Bart: Does that mean you’re not gonna let me do it?
Clown Principal Krusty: No chance. This has liability written all over it, and I’m already up to my mortar board in lawsuits.
Clown Bart: Oh well, I guess I’ll have to move on to Plan B.
Clown Bart: Dasvidaniya Komrade Krusty.
Clown Bart permanent jobs:
• Task: Put On Clown Makeup
• Time: 1 Hour
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 105 $$s, 23 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Stage 1
• Task: Do Some Juggling
• Time: 4 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Practice The Pie Toss
• Time: 8 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Wait For Lunch
• Time: 12 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Stage 1
• Task: Have His Performance Bumped
• Time: 24 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 1000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Stage 1
There you have it, over to you. Is this a must-buy, a maybe or a hard-pass?
Your opinions might help any Addict who’s not made up their minds yet so please share your thoughts in the comments.
Back tomorrow with that overdue Returning Content post.
