Right then, you’ve got your Rundown and Turbo Tappin’ up so lets take a look at the premium offering for this act …
Dieter Wolfcastle and Hello Krusty (Character and Building)
As ever this isn’t exactly a Should I Buy, more like it’s a look at what you get if you decide to spend those Donuts so you can make your own minds up.
Here’s what’s in this post:
• Basic info
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks
Lets get started then, shall we . . .
Basic info:
Cost: 150 Donuts
● Dieter Wolfcastle (Character)
• Premium: Yes
• Voiced: No
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes, 4 and 8 hour jobs
Earns event currency for Acts 3 and 4
Bundled with:
● Hello Krusty (Building)
• Built: 6 seconds
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 135 $$s and 15 XP every 4 hours
• Job(s): Yes, Dieter Wolfcastle
Questline with Dialog:
Dollars and Dazzle part 1:
Wolfcastle: How is your clown training going, son?
Dieter Wolfcastle: It’s lame.
Wolfcastle: That’s what you said about the sports car I just bought you.
Dieter Wolfcastle: That was lame, too. All my friends drive helicopters. Or they will when they’re old enough to drive.
Wolfcastle: Enough whining. Show me what you’ve learned or I will take away your solid gold smart phone.
Dieter Wolfcastle: You’re bluffing. If you did that, you’d have no way to track me.
Wolfcastle: Wrong. You have a microchip embedded in your spine.
Wolfcastle: It is also a detonator.
Dieter Wolfcastle: I’ll be good!
• Make Dieter Wolfcastle Play Saxophones – 4 hours
• Make Wolfcastle Nod Along – 4 hours
Wolfcastle: That big check I wrote to your clown school is paying off.
Dieter Wolfcastle: Pfft, all you did was bribe the principal. I’m the one that has to learn stuff. This isn’t fair.
Wolfcastle: Have I shown you the detonator app on my phone?
Dieter Wolfcastle: I mean…you’re the best dad ever!
Dollars and Dazzle part 2:
Wolfcastle: You’ve got the moves, now we just need to find your look.
Dieter Wolfcastle: What’s wrong with my look?
Wolfcastle: You need a new style, like when I transitioned to comedy movies and I wore tiny hats.
Dieter Wolfcastle: Your comedies were lame.
Wolfcastle: Again with the lame. “McBain: Laugh or Die” was hilarious, according to the Rotten Potatoes website that my publicists run.
Dieter Wolfcastle: Fine. It’s been over an hour since you bought me something so whatever.
• Make Dieter Wolfcastle Try Different Hats – 4 hours
• Make Wolfcastle Read His Comedy Reviews – 4 hours
Dollars and Dazzle part 3:
Wolfcastle: Dieter, your principal called and said you quit clown school. What is the meaning of this?
Dieter Wolfcastle: Clowning just isn’t for me, Dad. I want to be taken seriously, so I’m joining the A.V. Club.
Wolfcastle: You mean the club full of wussies and nerds?
Dieter Wolfcastle: I thought you’d be proud of me. Weren’t you in the A.V. Club when you were my age?
Wolfcastle: Yah, but at my school “A.V.” stood for “Austrian Vunderkinds”.
• Make Dieter Wolfcastle Call His Dad Lame – 4 hours
• Make Wolfcastle Give Up – 4 hours
Wolfcastle: Dieter, I’m tired of all this fighting. If you want to join your little nerd club, then so be it.
Dieter Wolfcastle: Thanks, Dad.
Wolfcastle: Now come and let my muscles hug you.
Dieter Wolfcastle: Uhh, Dad, it’s hard to breathe when you squeeze me like that.
Wolfcastle: Shhh. Just let the steroids work their healing magic, son.
Dieter Wolfcastle permanent jobs:
• Task: Buy Every Toy In The Store
• Time: 1 Hour
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 105 $$s, 23 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Hello Krusty
• Task: Play Saxophones
• Time: 4 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Try Different Hats
• Time: 8 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Stand Next To a Normal Kid
• Time: 12 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Hello Krusty
• Task: Lose Cell Service
• Time: 24 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 1000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Hello Krusty
There you have it, over to you. Is this a must-buy, a maybe or a hard-pass?
Your opinions might help any Addict who’s not made up their minds yet so please share your thoughts in the comments.
Back later with a look at the Gil Deal.
