If you’ve been zapping through your tapping and it’s all been a bit of a blur or if you just fancied a reminder of what the writers got up to this time you’re in luck.
Here’s all the dialog and tasks for this act …
PS – A reminder that this is the final act
In this post:
• Prize Track: Trial by Ire parts 1 to 5
• Outro: Head Over Banana Peels
Prize Track: Trial by Ire parts 1 to 5
Trial by Ire part 1:
● Krusty Water Tower (Decoration)
Judge Snyder: The Court will come to order.
Blue Haired Lawyer: Your honor, I can’t find any precedent for this kind of proceeding.
Judge Snyder: The precedent is that this is my courtroom, I’m a lifetime appointee, and your only other choice is to buy me a Winnebago.
Blue Haired Lawyer: Ready to proceed, your honor.
Judge Snyder: Are the plaintiffs ready?
Skinner: Yes, your honor.
Lovejoy: Amen to that.
Wiggum: I’m just excited to be on this side of the courtroom for a change.
Judge Snyder: And are the defendants ready?
Clown Bart: We sure are. And hopefully you’ll remember this performance in the future when I eventually come up for trial as an adult.
• Collect Helium Tanks – x 115 
• Watch Clown Performances – x 5 ( Tap 5 Clown NPCs )
• Make Skinner Smile Menacingly – 4 hours
• Make Clown Principal Krusty Take a Deep Breath – 4 hours
• Make Sophie Krustofsky Get Ready – 4 hours
• Make Clown Bart Get Ready – 4 hours
• Make Dieter Wolfcastle Get Ready – 4 hours
Judge Snyder: Call your first witness.
Clown Principal Krusty: Presenting Sophie Krustofsky…
Sophie Krustofski: I won’t let you down, Dad. *holds up a picnic basket and pulls out an impossibly long loaf of bread and lots of rubber mackerels*
Lovejoy: I get it! She’s miming the Sermon on the Mount! Oh, that’s lovely. If that’s what you’re teaching in that school, I’m all in! Blessed be the mirthmakers!
Clown Principal Krusty: Thank you, Sophie. One down and two to go. All those Hebrew classes sure paid off.
Sophie Krustofski: Mom called them “Sunday School” but…yeah. Happy to help, Dad. *hugs her father*
Trial by Ire part 2:
● Elephant (Decoration)
Clown Principal Krusty: Our next performer is Dieter Wolfcastle.
Wolfcastle: What gives, Clown? That is but a very small car painted like a police cruiser. Where is my son?
Wiggum: Give it a minute, McBain. Look, the door’s opening and a kid dressed as a clown version of Officer Lou is getting out.
Wolfcastle: That is not my son. And do not call me McBain.
Wiggum: But there’s more! A clown Officer Eddie and a bunch of other clown cops whose names I never learned.
Wolfcastle: Where is Dieter? He could not possibly fit in that puny car! Oh wait, there he is! He is the last and fattest cop of all!
Wiggum: Is he supposed to be me?
Dieter Wolfcastle: Free donuts for all! *throws donuts at the crowd*
Wiggum: He is me! That’s fantastic!
Wiggum: Confidentially, I have trouble fitting in a full-sized cop car.
• Collect Helium Tanks – x 115
• Watch Clown Performances – x 5 ( Tap 5 Clown NPCs )
• Make Dieter Take a Bow – 4 hours
• Make Skinner Shake His Head – 4 hours
• Make Clown Principal Krusty Get Hopeful – 4 hours
Wiggum: I’m taking my name off the lawsuit.
Clown Principal Krusty: Two down and one to go.
Skinner: I suppose you think that was terribly clever, don’t you, Krusty?
Skinner: Well, I’m the last plaintiff you’ve got to entertain, and your only performer left is Bart Simpson and the last person on earth who could entertain me is Bart Simpson.
Clown Principal Krusty: The defense calls as our next — and last — performer: Bart Simpson.
Skinner: *spit take*
Clown Principal Krusty: Courtroom spit take? And they call me a clown.
Trial by Ire part 3:
● Mystery Box Token (Currency)
Clown Bart: Krusty, I gotta tell you, Principal Skinner is not my biggest fan.
Clown Principal Krusty: Relax, kid, just do what we taught you at school.
Clown Bart: But you didn’t teach me anything.
Clown Principal Krusty: I didn’t? But you were such an enthusiastic pisher. Hey…you weren’t just there to make time with my daughter, were you?
Clown Bart: That was maybe ten percent of it. The other ninety-nine percent…
Clown Principal Krusty: I can see we didn’t teach you any math.
Clown Bart: Your school was just a big excuse to keep me from going to regular school.
Clown Principal Krusty: Hey…that gives me an idea.
• Collect Helium Tanks – x 155
• Watch Clown Performances – x 5 ( Tap 5 Clown NPCs )
• Make Clown Bart Prepare His Performance – 4 hours
• Make Skinner Prepare His Disapproval – 4 hours
Judge Snyder: Mr. Simpson, are you ready to proceed with your performance?
Clown Bart: Yes, your honor. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury…
Judge Snyder: Mr. Simpson, there is no jury.
Clown Bart: Oh, yeah. Ladies and gentlemen of the audience…
Judge Snyder: Mr. Simpson, it’s an audience of one.
Skinner: This is going to be good. And by “good” I mean “not good”. For you.
Clown Bart: Very well. *clears throat* I would like to call as my first and only witness…
Clown Bart: Principal Seymour Skinner!
Skinner: Now, just a minute. I’m not on trial here!
Judge Snyder: It looks to me like you are.
Trial by Ire part 4:
● Clown Fire Truck (Decoration)
Clown Bart: Principal Skinner, has it occurred to you that, in the event that Krusty’s clowning school shuts down, students like me will have to return to Springfield Elementary?
Skinner: Hmm. No, I hadn’t thought of that.
Clown Bart: So…do you STILL want to shut the school down?
Skinner: Yes. Yes I do.
Clown Bart: Whuh? Why do you hate this clown school so much?
Skinner: Judge, do I have to answer that?
Judge Snyder: Well, you’re on the witness stand and that’s usually what I tell people on the witness stand to do, so…yes.
Skinner: *sigh* If you must know…
• Collect Helium Tanks – x 155
• Watch Clown Performances – x 5 ( Tap 5 Clown NPCs )
• Make Skinner Confess – 4 hours
• Make Clown Principal Krusty Take Notes – 4 hours
Skinner: Now where was I?
Clown Bart: You were about to tell us why you hate the clown school so much.
Skinner: Sorry, I lost my train of thought in the few seconds of our time but the hours or maybe days of game-play time.
Clown Bart: Yeah, yeah, we all freeze during quest time. Now get to the point, Seymour.
Skinner: The truth is…I applied to clown college right out of high school. It’s all I’d ever wanted to do.
Skinner: But they denied me and that’s the reason I joined the army and went to ‘Nam.
Clown Principal Krusty: It won’t make up for the horrible war crimes you’ve seen or committed, but would you be interested in teaching at my school?
Clown Bart: Hey! Your Honor, I thought I was the one asking the questions here.
Judge Snyder: Sorry, I was doing the Times crossword puzzle. Uh…overruled!
Trial by Ire part 5:
● Civic Center (Building)
Skinner: Krusty, I’d love to teach at your school.
Clown Principal Krusty: Does that mean you’re not suing me anymore?
Skinner: Of course not.
Judge Snyder: Case dismissed!
Clown Principal Krusty: Hey everybody, cue “I’m Alright” by Kenny Loggins. We’re all gonna get clowned! *loud music and dancing*
Clown Bart: *record scratch* This school just got lame and I don’t get that reference. I’m dropping out.
Clown Principal Krusty: Oh well. Nice working with ya, kid. *resumes music and dancing*
• Collect Helium Tanks – x 195
• Watch Clown Performances – x 5 ( Tap 5 Clown NPCs )
• Make Skinner Report to Clown School – 4 hours
• Make Clown Bart Quit Clown School – 4 hours
• Make Clown Principal Krusty Cue the Music – 4 hours
Outro: Head Over Banana Peels
Dialog only, no tasks
Clown Principal Krusty: Debbie, considering everything we just went through, how would you feel if I asked you out on a date?
Little Debbie Dimples: I thought you were never going to ask.
Clown Principal Krusty: Great. Shall we go to Mussel & Flanks and drink the night away?
Little Debbie Dimples: No, I meant I thought you were never going to ask because you knew that clowning and romance don’t mix.
Clown Principal Krusty: Oh. Then I guess I’ll be drinking at Mussel & Flanks alone tonight.
Little Debbie Dimples: You know…that’s what I have on my calendar for tonight, too.
Clown Principal Krusty: So…see you there?
Little Debbie Dimples: See you there.
That wraps up the Act 4 posts.
Thanks so much for the help! I love your site (and, frankly, admire your years-long dedication!)
Are there issues with the server today? I’m one prize away from finishing the event, and I keep getting the Bart with the plug error message.
My newest town is running right now, but I’ve seen Bart a couple of times through the day.
The 2 older games have loaded when I’ve picked up the devices they’re on for 4-hourly taps
How do you get the last 2 clowns to complete the character collection? Did I just miss them in your post (sorry if so)?
see ..
https://tstoaddicts.com/2024/03/05/fears-of-a-clown-clown-npcs/
What’s wrong with Springfield? I haven’t been able to log in since the end of last year. The code I receive every time doesn’t work
If you’re getting codes and they aren’t working then –
Is the email ( or phone number ) you use same as the one for your game account ?
Are you getting the codes and using them within 10 minutes ?
Are you typing the 5 numbers because copy n paste can add rogue spaces ?
Did you try hitting Verify again when it rejected the code, that sometimes works ?
If yes to all the above then head to your EA Account and –
Check your email is verified
Check the other info is correct and up-to-date
Consider adding a mobile number if you haven’t used it on another EA account. That helps with Account Recovery if you ever need it, and you can tap Phone at log-in and use the number to get codes via SMS
IMPORTANT: Go to the Security section and change your password. Even if the new one is the same as the old one go through the steps.
Remember to hit Update to save the changes and give it a minute for the server to update.
Link for the EA account …
https://myaccount.ea.com/cp-ui/aboutme/index
Don’t forget that when you get your code and enter it in the field.. you need to tap on PASTE.. then tap on Verify .. if you don’t tap on PASTE it will not accept the code and will not let you log in.
If you haven’t been doing it this way.. that is why it won’t accept the code.
Nope, type each of the 5 digits yourself.
Do not copy n paste.
Doing that can add a space and that causes the code to fail
I NEVER hit PASTE…I’ve always entered the code manually and hit VERIFY. I don’t recall ever having a problem doing it that way.
Starting next event..even mini…I’m struggling to free up land. Sorry Sandra. Yes I need more land…I may have to just group storage certain areas in order to place the new event content…which is something I’d rather not do. Please EA..add more land..donuts for land?..cash for land?..real cash money for land? I’ll send you a photo of my …um…feet? I’ve got plenty of extra herb for a trade? My last resort is to remove all the Springfield heights buildings that have bonus %..my birthday is in August…if you wanna go that route.
Also for some out there….I’ve got an excellent spot for next months eclipse. Anyone knowing I’m from northern Maine…we’re going to have a great area for viewing. I’m actually even more north than prime viewing..but it’s a short 1 hour drive south to enter the last/best spot to view this eclipse. Small towns in the area are prepping for many travelers coming to the area. Look up the PHISH concert of the 90s. I guess I should have posted this in the thread..my bad.