Right then, you’ve got your Rundown and Turbo Tappin’ up so lets take a look at the premium offering for this act …
Mike Wegman Center and Mike Wegman (Building and Character)
As ever this isn’t exactly a Should I Buy, more like it’s a look at what you get if you decide to spend those Donuts so you can make your own minds up.
Here’s what’s in this post:
• Basic info
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks
Lets get started then, shall we . . .
Basic info:
Cost: 150 Donuts
● Mike Wegman (Character)
• Premium: Yes
• Voiced: No
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes, 4 and 12 hour jobs
Note: Earns event currency for Acts 2 to 4
No Sound Effect(s) for this
Bundled with:
● Mike Wegman Center (Building)
• Unique: Yes
• Built: 6 seconds
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 135 $$s and 15 XP every 4 hours
• Job(s): Yes, Mike Wegman
Sound Effect(s):
• Tapped:
Questline with Dialog:
Goodpizzas part 1:
Homer: Hey, Mike Wegman, how is the sports book and pizza truck business?
Mike Wegman: Homer J. Simpsons! The greatest mentor in the history of mentorhood!
Mike Wegman: *sniff* I’m not cryin’. I got something in my eye. No, I’m lying. I’m just so moved to be mentored by the greatest man in the history of mentoring.
Homer: You’re making me blush.
Mike Wegman: I gotta be honest with ya, Homer, things are not good. Online sports betting is killing my book. And for some reason, customers would rather buy an entire pizza instead of eight individual slices.
Homer: What is wrong with the people these days.
Homer: Don’t worry, Mike. Homer J. Simpsons and tomacco are here to save the day!
Mike Wegman: *sniff* I…I got something in my eye again. Nah, I’m lying again’ cause I’m overwhelmed with love and hope right now.
Homer: Is it too late to adopt you and get rid of my other kids?
Mike Wegman: *crying* It’s never too late, you giant magical mentor!
• Make Homer Brainstorm Business Solutions – 4 hours
• Make Mike Wegman Lie About Getting Something Else in His Eye – 4 hours
Mike Wegman: Deep-fried betting slips?
Homer: Your bettors can literally eat their losses!
Mike Wegman: What did I ever do to deserve such genius?
Goodpizzas part 2:
Homer: They’re crispy but the frying does make the betting slips unreadable.
Homer: I’m sorry I’ve let you down, Mike.
Mike Wegman: I don’t accept apologies from Homer J. Simpsons ’cause he has never failed at anything in his life!
Homer: *sniffs* Now I got something in MY eye.
• Make Mike Wegman Try to Drum Up Business – 4 hours
• Make Homer Imagine He’s as Awesome as Mike Thinks He Is – 4 hours
Goodpizzas part 3:
Fat Tony: Hello, Michael. I’m here for my slice.
Mike Wegman: Of my pizza pie? Or my profits? They both come with extra cheese.
Fat Tony: I just want my cut of your money, please.
Mike Wegman: Tony, I don’t have the money. I’m not going to insult you with excuses. I’m going to insult you by begging for mercy.
Mike Wegman: Please don’t break my legs!
Fat Tony: We don’t break legs.
Mike Wegman: *big sigh* What a relief.
Louie: We start by breaking one arm.
Legs: With intact legs, you can still drive, go to work, and get us our money.
Mike Wegman: You thugs are a very considerate bunch. Thanks.
• Make Mike Wegman Beg For His Life – 4 hours
• Make Fat Tony Figure Out Modern Racket Sports – 4 hours
Mike Wegman: I don’t know how to beg for my life so maybe we could figure it out over a game of pickleball.
Fat Tony: What the hell is pickleball?
Mike Wegman: I don’t know either. I just thought mentioning pickles and balls might distract you.
Fat Tony: Game on.
Goodpizzas part 4:
Mike Wegman: Kinda funny. Online sports betting and full-size pizzas have killed my business and now you’re gonna kill me!
Fat Tony: Relax, Mike. We only kill horses and put ’em in your bed. But even that makes me yawn.
Fat Tony: So this time we’re going to do something worse. We’re gonna forgive you.
Mike Wegman: NOOOOOO don’t!—huh-wha?!
• Make Fat Tony Pity Mike Wegman – 4 hours
• Make Mike Wegman Hate Being Pitied – 4 hours
Fat Tony: Online sports betting is a juggernaut.
Legs: *on phone* I just parlayed the over/under on the Isotopes’ game with the spread on the Atoms’ game and the number of clichés the coach is going to drop in the postgame presser!
Fat Tony: You’re betting online?
Legs: It’s irresistible, boss!
Mike Wegman: I don’t need your pity, Tony. I’m going to find a way to save my business and get you your money! *storms out*
Fat Tony: What’s wrong with this picture?
Louie: I forgot to tie him up, didn’t I?
Goodpizzas part 5:
Mike Wegman: If I’m going to save my business, I’ll need the help of the one man in Springfield who is smarter than Homer J. Simpsons.
Homer: Hush your mouth!
Mike Wegman: *rings doorbell*
Frink: Coming! I’m coming! Annnd… I’m here!
Mike Wegman: Professor Frink, I need a science miracle to save my business from online gambling and jerks who buy whole pizzas.
Frink: Hot slices with cheeses that pleases — hoy glayvin!
Mike Wegman: EXACTLY! This man gets it.
Frink: I’ve got just the thing!
• Make Frink Show Off His Latest Invention – 4 hours
• Make Mike Wegman Try the Pizzatronic Pizza Maker – 4 hours
• Make Homer Eat Random Pizza Slices – 4 hours
Homer: Wow! They’re lined up for your pizza truck again, Mike!
Mike Wegman: Frink is nuts, but his Pizzatronic is a hit.
Homer: And now people can bet on the pizza toppings they’re getting.
Lenny: Pineapple and ham at 40 to 1? Oh, yeah!
Carl: I parlayed that with a slice of sausage and anchovies! I won sixty bucks and a bucket of hot wings.
Mike Wegman permanent jobs:
• Task: Catch a Quick Nap
• Time: 1 Hour
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 105 $$s, 23 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Mikes Slices Pizza Truck, Mike Wegman Center
• Task: Try The Pizzatronic Pizza Maker
• Time: 4 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Teach Kids How To Parlay
• Time: 4 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Mike Wegman Center
• Task: Work a Shift For Homer
• Time: 8 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Power Plant, Brown House
• Task: Try To Drum Up Business
• Time: 12 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Sell Slices And Take Sports Bets
• Time: 24 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 1000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Mikes Slices Pizza Truck, Mike Wegman Center
There you have it, over to you. Is this a must-buy, a maybe or a hard-pass?
Your opinions might help any Addict who’s not made up their minds yet so please share your thoughts in the comments.
Back tomorrow wih a look at the prizes.
