Well ol’ Gil is back to tempt us again, here’s what he’s offering up this time …
Snitchy the Weasel and The Elegant Scoundrel (Character and Building)
As ever this isn’t exactly a Should I Buy, more like it’s a look at what you get if you decide to spend those Donuts so you can make your own minds up.
It is 150 Donuts as it says.
There’s a mistake on the Confirm Spend pop-up that shows it as 200 Ds, but it does only take 150 Ds when you buy it – don’t ask !!
Here’s what’s in this post:
• The Dialog
• Basic info
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks
Lets get started then, shall we . . .
The Dialog:
The Deal:
Gil: Ol’ Gil’s not elegant, or a scoundrel, but you can get the Elegant Scoundrel AND Snitchy the Weasel for a song! A song in the public domain, that is.
Gil: Who could resist this cute little fella! Quick, Snitchy, do something cute.
Snitchy the Weasel: Why does it smell like cheap wine and menthol cigarettes in here?
Gil: Heh-heh. So cute. How could you not want him in your town?
Snitchy the Weasel: I was promised to be paid in real money, not dog biscuits!
Gil: You get paid in what I get paid in.
Say No:
Snitchy the Weasel: So what happens now? Do I still get the dog biscuits?
Gil: You can have mine. Ugh…there goes my dinner.
Say Yes:
Gil: Yippee! Dog biscuits for everyone!
Snitchy the Weasel: I’ll take a center cut of the biscuit – or else!
Basic info:
● Snitchy the Weasel (Character)
• Premium: Yes
• Voiced: No
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes, 1 and 12 hour jobs
Note: Earns event currency for Acts 3 and 4
No Sound Effect(s) for this
Bundled with:
● The Elegant Scoundrel (Building)
• Unique: Yes
• Built: 6 seconds
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 135 $$s and 15 XP every 4 hours
• Job(s): Yes, Snitchy the Weasel, Luann
Luann has a 4 hour premium job, Go Shopping For a Friend
Sound Effect(s):
• Tapped:
Questline with Dialog:
Once Upon a Weasel in Springfield part 1:
Snitchy The Weasel: Do I have to do another video shoot?!
Artie Ziff: As our internet security mascot who rats out illegal activity, we need video updates to stay current with what people are doing online.
Snitchy The Weasel: Nothing’s changed!
Artie Ziff: It’s changed for the worse. Take a look at this file.
Snitchy The Weasel: *reads the file*
Snitchy The Weasel: I’m gonna be sick. Why doesn’t anything ever change for the better?
• Make Snitchy Have a Breakdown – 4 hours
• Make Artie Ziff Take His Medicine and His “Medicine” – 4 hours
Artie Ziff: Snitchy, are you okay?!
Snitchy The Weasel: Humans are terrible.
Snitchy The Weasel: How can you stand this stuff?
Artie Ziff: I mix my hypertension medicine with a slug of whiskey. It dissolves thirty minutes of anything in my brain.
Snitchy The Weasel: There’s not enough medicine and whiskey in the world to burn away what I just saw. I’m not doing this anymore!
Artie Ziff: You can’t quit! You’re under contract…
Artie Ziff: Uh-oh, medicine and whiskey kicking in. Where am I? What just happened?
Snitchy The Weasel: You just let me out of my contract.
Artie Ziff: Have a nice day, sir.
Once Upon a Weasel in Springfield part 2:
Snitchy The Weasel: Now I gotta find something else to do around town.
Legs: Hey Louie, did you flip the flapjacks at Frankie’s flophouse?
Louie: Right after I greased the wheels at Tightlips’ tea party.
Legs: The one with the rubber duckies and the silent canaries?
Louie: Yeah, but keep it under your fedora. We don’t want the big cheese turning into a hot potato.
Snitchy The Weasel: I don’t understand a thing they’re saying, but I want to hang with them so bad!
• Make Snitchy Follow Enforcers Around – 4 hours
Once Upon a Weasel in Springfield part 3:
Legs: What the hell are you? And why are you following us?
Snitchy The Weasel: I used to be a mascot for a software product that rats people out online. And to your second question: Never mind!
Frankie The Squealer: Nobody likes a rat!
Snitchy The Weasel: I’m not a rat, I’m a weasel! Not that that’s better.
Snitchy The Weasel: But I know how to keep my mouth shut and I do cute animal mascot things! *starts juggling bagels*
Wiggum: *kicks the door open* Hands up, boys! This is a bust!
Louie: Cops?! How did you find us?
Wiggum: We cracked your “flipping the flapjacks at Frankie’s flophouse” code!
Wiggum: Hold up — is that a ferret juggling donuts?
Snitchy The Weasel: I’m a weasel juggling bagels.
Wiggum: Still. It’s really entertaining!
Wiggum: I hope he drops a bagel toward me.
• Make Snitchy Juggle Bagels – 4 hours
• Make Wiggum Watch the Weasel – 4 hours
• Make Wise Guys Sneak Out the Back – x 2, 4 hours
Lou: All right, Chief, we’re here with backup! Where’d the gangsters go?
Wiggum: *eating bagel* I dunno. I was mesmerized by the weasel juggling bagels.
Eddie: I don’t see any weasel.
Wiggum: *chewing* And in a couple of seconds you’re not going to see any bagels!
Once Upon a Weasel in Springfield part 4:
Louie: You shoulda been there, boss! Snitchy juggled bagels and Wiggum couldn’t pay attention to nothin’ else.
Fat Tony: Is that what happened, Johnny?
Johnny Tightlips: I got nothin’ to add.
Fat Tony: Well, fellas, looks like we got a new mascot — Snitchy the Weasel!
Wiggum: Not so fast, Tony!
Fat Tony: Wiggum?!
Wiggum: We cracked your word jumble codes and it led us right to you! Now hands up!
Snitchy The Weasel: Hey, Chief! Look at this. *balances on top of a unicycle while eating a cannoli*
Wiggum: Ammmm-azing! And the unicycle isn’t bad either.
Fat Tony: Let us vamoose, boys!
• Make Snitchy Perform Amusing Antics – 4 hours
• Make Wiggum Be Amused by Antics – 4 hours
• Make Wise Guys Flee the Scene – x 3, 4 hours
Lou: Okay Chief, backup is here. Where are the bad guys?
Lou: Aw, crud! Not again, Chief!
Wiggum: Food-based entertainment is my weakness.
Snitchy The Weasel: And that’s my cue to scoot! *promptly crashes unicycle*
Snitchy The Weasel: Foiled by the worthless unicycle.
Once Upon a Weasel in Springfield part 5:
Wiggum: Fat Tony’s gang may have flown the coop but we caught their chicken…which happens to be a weasel!
Snitchy The Weasel: This weasel never talks, coppers!
Wiggum: Aw, come on. Your name is Snitchy the Weasel. It’s all you’ve known for your whole life!
Eddie: Snitch, Snitchy, snitch!
Lou: Snitch! Snitch! Snitch!
Snitchy The Weasel: I hate my name! Stop it! Stop it!
• Make Snitchy Try Not to Snitch – 4 hours
Snitchy The Weasel: Okay, I’m “jonesing” for a snitch. I’ll talk!
Snitchy The Weasel: They’re heading to their stash of stolen VCRs in the backroom at the Gilded Truffle!
Wiggum: Good snitch, Snitchy. Now don’t you feel better?
Snitchy The Weasel: I feel amazing! I love my lowlife life!
Once Upon a Weasel in Springfield part 6:
Wiggum: We got you now, Fat Tony!
Wiggum: And this time you don’t have a hypnotic treat-juggling mascot to distract me!
Fat Tony: Snitchy the Weasel! You…you snitched on us?
Fat Tony: How do I not see these things coming?
Snitchy The Weasel: It, uh, wasn’t me, boss! It was…Frankie the Squealer!
Frankie The Squealer: What?! No! Snitchy the Snitch has become Snitchy the LIAR!
Frankie The Squealer: Unless I did do it…
• Make Snitchy Frame Frankie the Squealer – 4 hours
• Make Frankie the Squealer Wonder If He Did It – 4 hours
• Make Fat Tony Make Frankie Take the Fall – 4 hours
• Make Wiggum Celebrate an Actual Win – 4 hours
• Make Lou Be Surprised They Arrested Anyone – 4 hours
Frankie The Squealer: Boss, I swear it was Snitchy the Weasel! How can I convince you it wasn’t me who squealed?
Fat Tony: Your name is Frankie the SQUEALER!
Frankie The Squealer: I wish my parents had put more thought into naming me.
Snitchy The Weasel permanent jobs:
• Task: Try Not To Snitch
• Time: 1 Hour
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 105 $$s, 23 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Perform Amusing Antics
• Time: 4 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: The Elegant Scoundrel
• Task: Drink To Forget About What He’s Seen Online
• Time: 8 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Moes Tavern, Eatery, assorted Homes
• Task: Follow Enforcers Around
• Time: 12 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Hope People Will Like Him
• Time: 24 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 1000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: The Elegant Scoundrel
There you have it, over to you. Is this a must-buy, a maybe or a hard-pass?
Your opinions might help any Addict who’s not made up their minds yet so please share your thoughts in the comments.
Back later with a look at the prizes.
