If you’ve been zapping through your tapping and it’s all been a bit of a blur or if you just fancied a reminder of what the writers got up to this time you’re in luck.
Here’s all the dialog and tasks for this act …
PS – A reminder that act 4 starts tomorrow
In this post it’s just the Act 3 Prize Track –
• Law & Disorder parts 1 to 5
Law & Disorder part 1:
● The Mug Shot (Building)
Kent Brockman: Springfield’s tomacco craze has grown into an epidemic as the singularly illegal product has fueled a resurgence of organized crime.
Kent Brockman: The mob is back and being led by the mysterious “Cropfather”.
Kent Brockman: *hands shaking* Complete transparency…this journalist is hopped up on tomacco right now. You can’t share the news unless you live the news!
Marge: Oh my, this Cropfather sounds really dangerous!
Homer: Dangerously sexy?
Marge: No! Just dangerous.
Homer: I gotta go to work, but let’s keep working on the “sexy” part.
• Collect Badges – x 105 
• Make Fat Tony Continue to Rake In Tomacco Money – 4 hours
• Make The Cropfather Go to Work – 4 hours
• Make Marge Wonder What’s Going On – 4 hours
• Make Kent Brockman Buy More Tomacco – 4 hours
Kent Brockman: Where are the police during this tomacco scourge? Lounging at the local java joint, the Mug Shot.
Wiggum: How does he know that?!
Lou: Chief, you posted our whereabouts on Facelook.
Wiggum: Journalists use social media? I guess everything IS legal now!
Eddie: Just not tomacco.
Wiggum: This damn tomacco is stealing time from our luxuriating.
Lou: Should I cancel your afternoon facial, mani-pedi, and hot rock massage?
Wiggum: Don’t you dare!
Law & Disorder part 2:
● Wiggum Parade Balloon (Decoration)
Wiggum: Clues, Lou…we need clues. Easy ones.
Eddie: All we know is that the guy behind the tomacco is called “the Cropfather”.
Wiggum: Cropfather, eh? Let’s go back to the Mug Shot, have some day-old dollar donuts and figure this out. Let’s jelly roll, boys!
Lenora Carter: Not so fast, Chief! I’m special investigator Lenora Carter, with the FBI!
Wiggum: You’re investigating day-old donuts?
Lenora Carter: Forget the donuts! We’re trying to bust the Cropfather.
Wiggum: You’re taking over my donuts…I mean investigation?
Lenora Carter: I’m also taking over your office!
Wiggum: Good luck. My office chair is perfectly molded to my butt. It’ll swallow you whole!
• Collect Badges – x 85
• Make The Cropfather Continue to Grow Tomacco – 4 hours
• Make Fat Tony Count the Money, 4 hours
• Make Lenora Carter Take Over the Tomacco Investigation – 4 hours
• Make Wiggum Try to Relax in the Break Room – 4 hours
Wiggum: It’s kind of fun having a no-show job.
Lenora Carter: Think again! I’m putting you to work, Wiggum.
Wiggum: I knew you’d eventually need my crime-fighting expertise.
Lenora Carter: Once again think again. I need you to clean the earwax off all of these listening devices.
Law & Disorder part 3:
● Twelve-Day Dry Cleaners (Building)
The Cropfather: “Falafels Baked Instantly”?! Baked falafels here I come!
Wiggum: Don’t bother. It’s just a surveillance van for Lenora Carter and her FBI pals.
The Cropfather: Oh… “F.B.I.” I get it.
Wiggum: They’re looking for some criminal mastermind called “the Cropfather”.
The Cropfather: I have no idea who this Cropfather is. *giggles*
Wiggum: Say, what’s with the straw hat and fancy suit?
The Cropfather: I’m just getting back to my country roots. Roots grow underground which is where I’m… I gotta go!
Wiggum: Take a pair of clean earphones with you and put in a good word with Lenora Carter for me. Maybe she’ll give me a less yucky job.
• Collect Badges – x 115
• Make Wiggum Try to Get in the Surveillance Van – 4 hours
• Make The Cropfather Walk Away Nonchalantly – 4 hours
• Make Lenora Carter Surveil Obviously – 4 hours
• Make Fat Tony Laugh at the Fuzz – 4 hours
Fat Tony: “Falafels Baked Instantly”. Who would fall for such a stupid FBI trick?
The Cropfather: Uh, definitely not The Cropfather!
Legs: What’s Chief Wiggum doing with them in that van?
Fat Tony: Probably in charge of the surveillance.
Louie: No, it looks like he’s cleaning gunk offa walkie-talkies.
Law & Disorder part 4:
● FBI Agents (Crowd Decoration)
Wiggum: I’ll show Lenora Carter I’m top cop in this town!
Wiggum: Fat Tony and Homer?!
Fat Tony: Well, if it isn’t the walkie-talkie washer.
Wiggum: Is that a crate full of tomacco and a bag full of cash?
Fat Tony: Play it cool, Homer.
The Cropfather: I’m not the Cropfather!
Wiggum: I didn’t ask about the Cropfather.
The Cropfather: That’s my name, don’t wear it out! I mean, NOT the Cropfather!
Wiggum: Wait a minute. I’m starting to suspect that YOU’RE the Cropfather!
Wiggum: Hands up! You and Fat Tony are under arrest.
Lenora Carter: Not so fast, Chief! Me and the FBI are in charge here!
Rex Banner: Not so fast, Lenora Carter! Me and the Treasury Department are in charge here!
Agent Bont: Not so fast, Rex Banner and Lenora Carter! Me and the secret agency I work for are in charge here!
Patty: Not so fast, everybody! The DMV is in charge here!
Lenora Carter: What is the DMV doing here?
Selma: Looking for whoever is working that baked falafel truck around the corner.
Patty: We got some tomacco-fueled appetites!
• Collect Badges – x 105
• Make Wiggum Accidentally Corner the Cropfather – 4 hours
• Make Lenora Carter Insist She’s in Charge – 4 hours
• Make Rex Banner Insist He’s in Charge – 4 hours
• Make Agent Bont Insist He’s in Charge – 4 hours
• Make The Cropfather Escape – 4 hours
• Make Fat Tony Slip Out the Back – 4 hours
Wiggum: Uh, guys, the crooks got away while you were arguing about who’s in charge.
Agent Bont: Why didn’t you stop them?!
Wiggum: We’re just law enforcement. We’re not in charge.
Rex Banner: He’s right, you know.
Law & Disorder part 5:
● Costas Becker (Character)
Lenora Carter: I can’t believe my sting operation failed!
Rex Banner: Face it, Lenora. You are a failure.
Wiggum: She’s not a complete failure. We still have the Mug Shot with their day-old dollar donuts.
Costas Becker: Now is not the time for donuts.
Wiggum: You’re funny. It’s always time for donuts.
Costas Becker: I’m laser focused on the unfinished business.
Lou: Chief, that’s Costas Becker! The deadliest debt collector and the scariest dude who ever lived.
Wiggum: Oh, yeah? He doesn’t scare me.
Costas Becker: Wiggum! I want everything you know about the Cropfather. NOW!
Wiggum: *screams* He’s scary! Don’t let him get me, Lou!
• Collect Badges – x 145
• Make Wiggum Give Becker Whatever He Wants – 4 hours
• Make Fat Tony Enjoy His Success – 4 hours
• Make The Cropfather Feel Like Someone Walked on His Grave – 4 hours
That wraps up Act 3, back when it’s time for Act 4.
I want more Wiggum Parade Balloons.