Right then, you’ve got your Rundown and Turbo Tappin’ up so lets take a look at the cash offering for this event …
Investo the Robot (Character)
As ever this isn’t exactly a Should I Buy, more like it’s a look at what you get if you decide to spend some real money so you can make your own minds up.
Here’s what’s in this post:
• Basic info
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks
Lets get started then, shall we . . .
Basic info:
Cost: In app purchase, 132 Donut bundle
● Investo the Robot (Character)
• Premium: Yes
• Voiced: 4 clips
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes, 4 and 8 hour jobs
Note: Earns event currency
Sound Effect(s):
• Tapped:
• Good Job:
• Bad Job:
• Job Done:
Questline with Dialog:
Portfolio Pursuit part 1:
Homer: Marge, look what I found on the street!
Marge: I hope you checked it for raccoons this time!
Investo The Robot: Greetings, I am Investo the Robot, from the planet Opportuniac, and I am here to help you achieve your financial goals.
Homer: I assure you it’s 100% raccoon free. Can you believe this was just sitting in the garbage in front of Professor Frink’s house?
Marge: Yes…
Investo The Robot: Investo would like to impresso the importance of a well-funded IRA.
Homer: You leave Northern Ireland out of this!
Marge: He means our retirement account Homer. You know, the thing YOU empty every few months to pay off your tab at Moe’s.
Investo The Robot: Investo can make your portfolio grow, grow, growio!
Homer: I think we should listen to the garbage robot on this one.
• Make Investo the Robot Keep Talking About Portfolios – 4 hours
• Make Marge Roll Her Eyes – 4 hours
• Make Homer Listen to the Garbage Robot – 4 hours
Portfolio Pursuit part 2:
Investo The Robot: Buy! Buy! Buy!
Homer: Alright! I’m buying!
Investo The Robot: Sell! Sell! Sell!
Homer: If you insist! I’m selling.
Investo The Robot: Buy! Sell! Buy! Sell!
Homer: I don’t get investing but I FEEL like I’m making a lot of money.
Investo The Robot: Charge! Charge! Charge!
Homer: Start investing on my credit cards? OK, if you insisto!
Investo The Robot: No, I need to recharge. Take me on a walk to charge up my solar batteries.
Homer: Aw, walking? This is the first piece of advice that I find questionable.
• Make Homer Buy and Sell – 4 hours
• Make Investo the Robot Charge His Batteries – 4 hours
Frink: Good glayvin! Is that my robot, Investo?
Homer: I think the better question is, can’t a guy walk down the street without being accused of stealing another man’s robot?
Frink: Please tell me you haven’t been listening to his advice? His database is from the 80’s so it’s mainly just cocaine and quaaludes fueled roid fests.
Homer: You mean buying and selling every fifteen seconds isn’t good investing advice?
Investo The Robot: Don’t listen to him, Homer! Listen to me. I’m invincible!
Frink: Have you checked your investments recently, Homer?
Homer: *looks at phone* Aww, Marge is gonna kill me!
Portfolio Pursuit part 3:
Frink: Ok, Investo. It’s time to go to the big metal crusher in the sky.
Investo The Robot: All I need is an update. I can change. I can evolve. I’ll be as stable as the current market.
Frink: That might not be the best comparison. No, the best thing to do is turn you off and have you embrace the sweet darkness of death.
Investo The Robot: Initiating “run-away” protocol! *runs away*
Frink: Why did I even install that protocol?
Investo The Robot: Sweet freedom! Nothing will ever go wrong!
• Make Homer Try to Recover His Losses – 4 hours
• Make Professor Frink Rethink His Protocols – 4 hours
• Make Investo the Robot Get Mugged – 4 hours
Frink: Investo! There you are. How has the real world treated you?
Investo The Robot: I’ve experienced the new millennium and I don’t want an upgrade. I want the sweet bliss of the 80’s. Things were just better then.
Frink: Unfortunately there’s no going back. You’ve experienced too much. But it turns out, I don’t have to shut you down, I have another option — a reboot.
Investo The Robot: Does it work?
Frink: Almost never. But we won’t stop trying!
Investo The Robot permanent jobs:
• Task: Replace His Parts
• Time: 1 Hour
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 105 $$s, 23 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Honest Johns Computers, Mapple Store, Try N Save, assorted Homes
• Task: Explore Springfield
• Time: 4 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Get Mugged
• Time: 8 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Consider Installing Wheels
• Time: 12 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Powell Motors, Poppa Wheelies, Simpson And Grandson Bike Customizing, Dentz, assorted Homes
• Task: Look For Androids
• Time: 24 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 1000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Androids Dungeon, Coolsville, assorted Homes
There you have it, over to you. Is this a must-buy, a maybe or a hard-pass?
Your opinions might help any Addict who’s not made up their minds yet so please share your thoughts in the comments.
Back tomorrow with a look at what’s back in your Stores.
Thank you for the info.