Basic info, Prize 5:
What you get:
● Cowboy Accountant (Character)
• Premium: No
• Voiced: No clips
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes, 4 and 8 hour jobs
No Sound Effect(s) for this:
How you get it: Cold as Charity part 5
• Collect Calculators – x 195 
• Make Lisa Breathe Into a Paper Bag – 4 hours
Questline with Dialog:
Calling to Accountant part 1:
Lindsay Naegle: Well, it finally happened, Krusty.
Krusty: We’re off the air? Say it ain’t so. I don’t have any money!
Lindsay Naegle: You are a multimillion-dollar entertainer. How is that possible?
Krusty: Fabergé egg omelets.
Lindsay Naegle: The good news is you aren’t off the air.
Krusty: This calls for an omelet!
Lindsay Naegle: The bad news is you are being audited.
Krusty: NOOOOOO…
Lindsay Naegle: Don’t worry. I got you the greatest accountant in town.
Cowboy Accountant: Howdy and happy trails! Paper trails that is! And yours is longer than the Oregon trail!
• Make Krusty Stress Eat Fabergé Eggs – 4 hours
• Make Cowboy Accountant Catch Krusty Up to Speed – 4 hours
Cowboy Accountant: Ooh boy. Your books are cooked longer than a Texas brisket.
Krusty: You’ve got to help me. Rich people don’t do well in jail.
Cowboy Accountant: This is America, Krusty. Rich people don’t go to jail. Unless the public has turned on you for some reason.
Krusty: I once endorsed a pacemaker that was just a metronome. It was for kids!
Cowboy Accountant: Taming you is going to be my greatest achievement. Don’t you worry your little green and white head, this ain’t my first rodeo. It’s my seventeenth actually.
Krusty: Is that a lot or a little?
Calling to Accountant part 2:
Cowboy Accountant: For these business expenses, I need your receipts.
Krusty: Receipts? You’ll have to talk to my old accountant.
Mr Teeny: *angry monkey noises*
Cowboy Accountant: He used your receipts to roll cigars? That ain’t good.
Krusty: You told me you were a CPA!
Mr Teeny: *angry monkey noises*
Krusty: A-P-E? Oh, I’ve got to stop drinking and hiring.
• Make Cowboy Accountant Crunch Some Numbers – 4 hours
• Make Krusty Drink and Hire – 4 hours
Calling to Accountant part 3:
Cowboy Accountant: Good news, Krusty. I’ve managed to balance your books!
Krusty: That’s great. Drinks on me!
Cowboy Accountant: And much like balancing on a bucking bronco, eventually you’re gonna get gutted. You owe the government a lot of money.
Krusty: I knew it. Drinks are on you!
Cowboy Accountant: Easy now. Before you drown your sorrows, why not drown your bank accounts in some off-shore holdings? International waters make all your tax problems wash away.
Krusty: Does that actually work?
Cowboy Accountant: Tax evasion is as American as apple pie. Now, just sign here and you’re free to go! Yee-haw!
• Make Cowboy Accountant Use His Notary Seal – 4 hours
• Make Krusty Sign the Document – 4 hours
Krusty: I feel like I just dodged a bullet.
Cowboy Accountant: Yeah, sorry about that.
Krusty: How can I ever repay you?
Cowboy Accountant: I just do this out of the kindness of my heart.
Krusty: Really?
Cowboy Accountant: No. I’m a red-blooded American. I charged you triple my usual fee. And unlike the American government, I make sure the one percent gives me my ten percent.
Cowboy Accountant permanent jobs:
• Task: Talk About Death And Taxes
• Time: 1 Hour
• Premium: No
• Earns: 70 $$s, 17 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: First Churchof Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, Springfield Buddhist Temple, Cut Glass Cathedral, assorted Homes
• Task: Crunch Some Numbers
• Time: 4 Hours
• Premium: No
• Earns: 175 $$s, 45 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Use His Notary Seal
• Time: 8 Hours
• Premium: No
• Earns: 275 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Go To Work
• Time: 12 Hours
• Premium: No
• Earns: 420 $$s, 100 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: First Bank Of Springfield, National Bank Of Springfield, Snow Bank, Swell Cargo, assorted Homes
• Task: Look For a New Hat
• Time: 24 Hours
• Premium: No
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Abercrombie And Rich, Carnaby Street, Costingtons, Tomorrows Costingtons, Banana Dictatorship, Turban Outfitters, assorted Homes
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Have a good weekend everyone.
