A Bart Future: Act 2 Dialog Recap

 
If you’ve been zapping through your tapping and it’s all been a bit of a blur or if you just fancied a reminder of what the writers got up to this time you’re in luck.
Here’s all the dialog and tasks for this act …

PS – A reminder that act 3 starts tomorrow
Act 3 started on Sunday August 25th
( I was mistakenly sure Act 3 started on Tuesday – D’oh !! )

In this post it’s just the Act 2 Prize Track –
• Partners In Crime parts 1 to 5

Partners In Crime part 1:
● Futuristic Street Light (Decoration)

Lisa: Future Bart, are you here to warn us of how we’re ruining the world of tomorrow today?
Future Bart: Please, just call me Bart.
Lisa: We already have one of those. I’m gonna stick with Future Bart for clarity.
Frink: What wondrous knowledge you must possess! Will there ever be an end to all wars? Do we inhabit Mars? Will I ever get a parking spot closer to my lab?
Future Bart: No across the board.
Frink: This is devastating! Especially the parking spot information.

• Collect Smartwatches – x 115
• Make Future Bart Explain the Future – 4 hours
• Make Lisa Listen to Future Bart Explain the Future – 4 hours

 
Partners In Crime part 2:
● Futuristic Satellite (Decoration)

Lisa: Wait, so you’re saying that in the future, wars will continue? That’s horrible!
Future Bart: Yeah, but maybe I can alter the future by changing the past…
Lisa: Great! What can I do to help?
Future Bart: You can stay out of my way. The best way to change the future is by causing as much destruction to this timeline as I can.
Lisa: There’s got to be a better solution than that.
Future Bart: Too late. Already doing my thing. *smashing lab equipment*
Lisa: Ugh, brothers don’t change no matter how far in the future they come from.

• Collect Smartwatches – x 115
• Make Future Bart Start Breaking Things – 4 hours
• Make Lisa Wish She Had a Different Brother – 4 hours

Bart: Hey there, future me. Mind if I join you on your mission to wreak havoc across Springfield?
Future Bart: It doesn’t take two to trash a town, but it sure helps! What should we destroy first?
Bart: If you’re really my future self, do you even have to ask?
Bart: Springfield Elementary!

 
Partners In Crime part 3:
● Mystery Box Token

Wiggum: Lemme get this straight, a Bart Simpson from the future vandalized Springfield Elementary?
Skinner: I can barely administer to one Bart, but to two is two too many.
Wiggum: The way I see it…if this ex-juvie is from the future, that makes him Future Wiggum’s problem, not mine.
Skinner: Just once, couldn’t you do your job, Chief Wiggum?
Wiggum: Simple answer: no.
Lisa: Future Bart is trying to stop the future from happening by destroying the present. You’ve GOT to do something!
Wiggum: Sounds like I’m not getting my future nap this afternoon.

• Collect Smartwatches – x 155
• Make Wiggum Do His Job – 4 hours
• Make Lisa Make Sure Wiggum Does His Job – 4 hours

Wiggum: Future Bart, we’ve got you surrounded! Come out with your future hands up!
Bart: It’s Wiggum! What do we do?
Future Bart: Are you forgetting I’m from the future?
Bart: I do forget things. Mostly my times tables and how to spell Mississippi.
Future Bart: Don’t worry. In the future, there will be no Mississippi. Now take a look at this technology! *pulls out a cloak*
Future Bart: Or should I say DON’T take a look. It’s an invisibility cloak!
Bart: Cool! And…where’d you go?

 
Partners In Crime part 4:
● Futuristic Apartments (Building)

Quimby: Chief Wiggum, you let the suspect get away?
Wiggum: “Get away” assumes I ever had him.
Quimby: You need more manpower. Call in your entire police force!
Wiggum: The entire police force is me, Eddie, and Lou. I can call ’em but they’re out on a Code 7-11: emergency bean burrito run.
Frink: Hmm, maybe it’s time to ask my Buzz Cola AI machine for a solution!
Lisa: Isn’t that what got us into trouble in the first place?
Frink: You’re really good at pointing out the flaws in everyone else’s thinking.
Lisa: I’ll take that as a compliment.

• Collect Smartwatches – x 155
• Make Professor Frink Head Back to the Lab – 4 hours
• Make Lisa Head to Professor Frink’s Lab – 4 hours

 
Partners In Crime part 5:
● Futuristic Skyscraper (Building)

Frink: The AI machine is still recovering from bringing Bart back from the future.
Lisa: How long does it take to recover from bringing someone into the world?
Frink: It used to be several days, but HMOs now only give you two nights at the hospital.
Frink: The machine should be ready to answer questions after a reboot though. I just need to unplug it and replug it.
Lisa: And how long will that take?
Frink: However long the developers say it will take. Four hours would be my guess.

• Collect Smartwatches – x 195
• Make Professor Frink Turn On and Off the AI Machine – 4 hours
• Make Lisa Stand Around and Wait For Him For Once – 4 hours

Frink: All fixed. Now we can get all the help-glavin we need from the AI machine-glavin.
Lisa: Machine, how can we stop future Bart from destroying the town?
AI Machine: Transporting.
Lisa: Transporting?
AI Machine: …
Future Nelson: *cocks arm cannon* There’s trash in this timeline and I’m here to collect.
Lisa: A future Nelson? And you’re a trash collector?
Future Nelson: No, I’m a bounty hunter! Trash collectors have much smaller arm cannons.
Lisa: Oh. ‘Cause you mentioned collecting trash…
Future Nelson: It’s only a tagline. I’m still in a workshopping phase.

Back tomorrow with a look at the prizes.