A Bart Future: Act 3 Dialog Recap

 
If you’ve been zapping through your tapping and it’s all been a bit of a blur or if you just fancied a reminder of what the writers got up to this time you’re in luck.
Here’s all the dialog and tasks for this act …

PS – A reminder that act 4 starts tomorrow

In this post it’s just the Act 3 Prize Track –
• Long Arm Cannon of the Law parts 1 to 5

Long Arm Cannon of the Law part 1:
● Drone Pack (Decoration)

Future Nelson: Your brother has a huge bounty on his head. I’m here to bring him in.
Lisa: But he’s your friend.
Future Nelson: Bounties before buddies. Awesome, futuristic arm cannons don’t pay for themselves.
Lisa: Okay, but Future Bart is still MY future brother, so promise me that you won’t hurt him.
Future Nelson: No problem. I’ll switch my arm cannon to super-taser.
Future Nelson: Quick question…do people from this time die if they get hit with ten thousand volts of electricity?
Lisa: That sounds like it would kill anyone on the planet.
Future Nelson: Nuts. And here I thought visiting the past would be cool.

• Collect Soy Pops – x 115
• Make Future Nelson Adjust His Voltage – 4 hours
• Make Lisa Be Uneasy About All This – 4 hours

Future Nelson: Freeze Simpson! And face the long cannon-arm of the law!
Future Bart: Nelson? You became a police officer?
Future Nelson: No way! I’d never become a cop…although most bullies usually grow up to become just that.
Future Nelson: I work for Bail Bond Jumpers Recovery Services.
Future Bart: Well, recover this! *disappears*
Future Nelson: Simpson? Where’d you go? Dang, he gave me the slip.
Future Nelson: Next time shoot first and do introductions later.

 
Long Arm Cannon of the Law part 2:
● Futuristic Tower (Building)

Lisa: How did your bounty hunt go? Is my future brother safe?
Future Nelson: Turns out catching Future Bart is a lousy job. I need to bring some back-up from the future.
Frink: I’m not sure it’s a good idea to keep transporting people back from the future.
AIMachine: Transporting from the future.
AIMachine: …
Future Wiggum: Ooh, the past! Donuts were so much cheaper back now!
Future Lou: Oh man! Why do I have to go wherever the Chief goes?
Future Nelson: Cool! These guys are incompetent, but…machine, bring back my bounty hunter partner.
AIMachine: …
Frink: *sigh* I prefered when this machine’s problem was just spouting Buzz Cola ads.

• Collect Soy Pops – x 155
• Make Lisa Roll Her Eyes Even Harder – 4 hours
• Make Professor Frink Cross His Fingers – 4 hours

Future Nelson: Look what the dilapidated machine dragged in…my bounty-hunting partner, Rott.
Rott: Eww, what is that smell?
Future Nelson: That’s the tire fire. You’ll get used to it.
Rott: I’m here to take some names and bust some frames.
Lisa: I’m not a fan of violence, and you don’t belong here.
Future Nelson: And that’s Lisa Simpson. You’ll get used to “it” too.

 
Long Arm Cannon of the Law part 3:
● Mystery Box Token

Rott: Nelson, I’ve searched this town and it seems that everyone has a past version of themselves. Where’s mine?
Future Nelson: Can you dumb it down for me? I know I said I graduated from college, but what I meant was elementary school. And I didn’t graduate from that.
Rott: Well, if you’re “Future Nelson”, wouldn’t that make me “Future Rott”?
Future Nelson: You’re blowing my mind here.
Rott: There’s something else I’m blowing — a monster away on your six! Taking him out with my taser!
Homer: Owww! *falls unconscious*
Rott: Nailed him! The bounty on this one is gonna be big!
Future Nelson: That’s not a monster. That’s Homer Simpson. He’s the father of our bounty.
Rott: So our bounty is a monster kid?
Future Nelson: We were all monster kids once. Now he’s a future monster kid, or adult.

• Collect Soy Pops – x 155
• Make Rott Reload Her Taser – 4 hours
• Make Future Nelson Shrug – 4 hours
• Make Homer Stay Unconscious on the Street – 4 hours

Future Nelson: There he is — Future Bart!
Future Bart: Good old Nelson. You’re still chasing me. You know you can’t win. *puts on invisibility cloak*
Rott: Your invisibility cloak is no match for my heat-seeking taser! *tases Future Bart*
Future Bart: As the fat man says: “D’oh!”
Future Nelson: Nice work, Rott!
Rott: I love the smell of bounty in the morning.
Future Nelson: Yeah, it masks the stench of the tire fire you commented on earlier.

 
Long Arm Cannon of the Law part 4:
● ePhone 67 Billboard (Decoration)

Future Nelson: With Future Bart now in custody, we can finally get back to our timeline.
Rott: How exactly do we do that?
Future Nelson: Umm…noogie that AI machine?
Frink: It only responds to questions. Allow me…
Frink: Machine, is Buzz Cola a refreshing beverage to drink after playing sports?
Lisa: I knew you were in on the Buzz Cola payroll.
Frink: Scientists need grants!
AIMachine: I’m sorry, I didn’t get that. Please ask your question again.
Rott: Can you bring us back to the future immediately?
AIMachine: Bringing back the future enemy.
AIMachine: …
Future Sideshow Bob: I am here to kill Bart Simpson!
Lisa: “Future enemy”? How could the AI mishear that question? She said it so clearly.
Frink: I built it using the voice recognition from Siri.

• Collect Soy Pops – x 115
• Make Future Sideshow Bob Greet Everyone – 4 hours
• Make Lisa Smack Her Head – 4 hours

 
Long Arm Cannon of the Law part 5:
● Future Lou (Character)

Future Bart: You idiots! Bringing Future Sideshow Bob here is exactly the thing I was trying to prevent this whole time.
Future Sideshow Bob: Oh poor Bart, your feelings ARE hurt. Now they’ll match the rest of your body…when I kill you here and in every other timeline you come from!
Rott: Whoa, this guy’s mean streak runs deep.
Future Nelson: Rott, we can’t let him kill Future Bart!
Rott: Because he’s your childhood friend?
Future Nelson: No. Because we don’t get paid for bringing bounties back dead.

• Collect Soy Pops – x 195
• Make Future Nelson Use His Arm Cannon – 4 hours
• Make Rott Kick Some Butt – 4 hours
• Make Lisa Duck and Cover – 4 hours
• Make Future Sideshow Bob Be Thwarted – 4 hours

Future Sideshow Bob: Why am I repeatedly foiled by fourth graders?!
Future Sideshow Bob: You have won the battle, but I shall win the war! *runs away*
Future Bart: Wow, you guys kicked Bob’s butt!
Future Nelson: He’s not through with you. He’s going to try and kill every timeline Future Bart came from. That includes ours.
Rott: So if we don’t stop him, then we’ll cease to exist?
Future Nelson: I dunno. I’m pretty sure none of that stuff I just said made any sense.

That wraps up Act 3, back when it’s time for Act 4.