Taps: Turbo Tappin’

Hi-res TSTO Finale Splashscreen
 
Here’s a recap on the tasks to get those final prizes.

In case you scroll a little too fast here’s what’s included in this post:
• 8 part Intro: Taps
• 5 part Prize Track: Denouement


8 part Intro: Taps

Taps opener:

• Make Lisa Tell Marge What’s Happening – 30 seconds
• Make Bart Tell His Male Role Model What’s Happening – 30 seconds
• Make Abraham Lincoln Split Rails to Calm Himself Down – 30 seconds

 
Taps part 1:

• Make Ned Feel Conflicted About the Wage Gap – 30 seconds
• Make Lisa Feel Conflicted About There Being a Giant AI – 30 seconds
• Make Bart Feel Conflicted About There Being a Giant AI – 30 seconds
• Make Marge Feel Conflicted About the Wage Gap – 30 seconds

 
Taps part 2:

• Make Homer Realize He’s a Sucker Like Future Humans – 30 seconds
• Make Townspeople Realize They’re All Suckers Too – x 5, 30 seconds
• Make Retirees Point Out That Retirement is Not So Bad – x 3, 30 seconds

 
Taps part 3:

• Make Springfielders React in Shock – x 5, 30 seconds

 
Taps part 4:

• Make Lisa Try to Sway the AI With Music – 2 minutes
• Make Homer Try to Gross Out the AI – 2 minutes
• Make Marge Protest Ending the Game – 2 minutes
• Make Bart Practice For a Shooter Game – 2 minutes

 
Taps part 5:

• Make Homer Put a Down Payment On a New Car – 30 seconds
• Make Lisa Fret For the Future of Humanity – 30 seconds
• Make Marge Open a Roth IRA – 30 seconds
• Make Bart Be Confused About the Game’s Age – 30 seconds

 
Taps part 6:

• Make Lisa Complain About Unfairness Towards the 1% – 30 seconds
• Make Homer Eat, Drink and Gamble – 30 seconds
• Make Bart Complain About Video Games Being Ruined – 30 seconds
• Make Marge Play Freemium Games to Get Away – 30 seconds

 
Taps part 7:

• Make Homer Reminisce Angrily – 30 seconds
• Make Lisa Worry If This Will Affect Her GPA – 30 seconds
• Make Marge Reminisce Fondly – 30 seconds
• Make Bart Wish All Video Games Didn’t Have Credits – 30 seconds
• Make Maggie *Suck Suck* – 30 seconds

 

5 part Prizetrack: Denouement
NOTE: you get Donuts for any item(s) you already own.
No point hunting out pics methinks

Denouement part 1:
Lard Lard Donut Factory or 100 Ds

• Make Homer Change the Subject With the AI- 45 seconds

 
Denouement part 2:
Donut Mech or 100 Ds

• Make Lisa Read a Book- 45 seconds
• Make Marge Clean the House- 45 seconds
• Make Bart Skateboard- 45 seconds

 
Denouement part 3:
Costmo or 100 Ds

• Make Frink Build a Time Machine to Explain First- 45 seconds
• Make Lisa Help Frink Build His “Time Machine”- 45 seconds
• Make Bart “Help” Lisa Help Frink- 45 seconds

 
Denouement part 4:
Jewish Walk of Fame + Yahweh or 50 Ds
and Golden Goose Realty or 50 Ds

• Make Homer Wander Off to Avoid the AI- 45 seconds
• Make Comic Book Guy Fail to Get Into the In-Game Store- 45 seconds

 
Denouement part 5:
Lard Land Shop or 50 Ds
and Ten Commandments + God or 50 Ds

• Make Homer Struggle to Find the Perfect Ending- 5 minutes

 

Back soon with a full Dialog Recap on that.

21 responses to “Taps: Turbo Tappin’”

  1. One more thing!
    Can we have a special podcast with all the gang? Safi, Alissa, Wookie, Bunny and even Patric? It would be awesome to see everyone for one last time.

  2. I’m kinda confused about dates.
    When is the last we can purchase items from the store?
    When is the last we can buy land?
    when i the last we can modify the town?
    I know there are 2 dates – october and January, i’m just not sure what exactly happens when.
    Thanks to all for this blog. I honestly, don’t think i would have enjoyed the game as much without your help and guidance.

  3. The worst part is that the town portrait is currently so low resolution that it is almost useless. 8100 by 4155 pixels sounds like a lot, but it really isn’t.

    And if the game tells you that you don’t have enough available storage for the portrait process, it seems that you need to hard-close and restart the game after you free up space; otherwise, the game uses the same figure as before rather than an updated one.

    • I tried to zoom in on the screen capture to make ‘photos’ of sections of the town, but decided that screen printing – I’m on a tablet – looks much better.

  4. thanks for the years of upfront game scoops
    I just signed this petition,

    https://www.change.org/p/save-the-simpsons-tapped-out-from-termination

  5. A Christmas event with snow, would have been awesome..
    This is more upsetting then I thought it would be. I hate the thought of not playing anymore!
    I still have lots of land and land tokens. In the original Springfield.

  6. I feel like what’s the point in having the ability to get the merch missed out on now…only to have it all taken away in January. I feel really let down by EA. This game has been a favourite for millions. I wish there was a way to just be able to keep our towns, at least then I would feel some satisfaction with what is happening right now.

  7. I finally was able to get the singing stones and after tapping the correct order of stones to get the secret singing stone, I can’t find it in my inventory. Where the heck did it go?

    HELP!

    • 75 Hummingbirdz

      Same. Another player mentioned it in the EA forums as well. Did the recommended fix, like going to a friend’s town, rebooting game, etc, but it is not there. I put in a case with EA a few days ago, but so far only received generic canned responses. I’m not familiar with what their typical turn around time is though.

    • Any chance you already got it from a mystery box and already have it in your town? That’s what happened to me.

  8. Am I crazy that I am trying to do all tasks, get all land and fully build out my town

  9. I had about 45,000 Donuts before the fateful announcement. Since then I traded in a bunch of cash I think around 800 million and now I’ve got half a million Donuts. Toying with the idea of pushing it up to a million before the end.

  10. I bought some character skins but no tasks or dialog are activated. Was this included in EA’s announcement?

    • IIRC some of them didn’t include a quest.
      All the original quests and dialog are there in that mahoosive download that follows a fresh install.

  11. I’m broken hearted that we don’t get a final Treehouse Of Horror 💔

  12. Bye bye TSTO…we’ll miss you!

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