A Warmfyre Welcome: Act 3 Premium
Right then, you’ve got your Rundown, Turbo Tappin’ and Calendar up so lets take a look at the premium offering for this act – Lord Montgomery.
As ever this isn’t exactly a Should I Buy, more like it’s a look at what you get if you decide to spend those Donuts so you can make your own minds up.
Here’s what’s in this post:
• Basic info
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks
Lets get started then, shall we . . .
Basic info:
• Cost: 150 Donuts
• Name: Lord Montgomery
• Type: Character
• Premium: Yes
• Voiced: Yes
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes, 4 and 8 hour jobs
Bundled with:
• Name: Human Power Plant
• Type: Building
• Built: 6 seconds
• Earns: 135 $$s and 15 XP every 4 hours
• Job(s): Yes, Lord Montgomery
Lord Montgomery has 1, 12 and 24 hour jobs here
Questline with Dialog:
Staking a Claim part 1:
Lord Montgomery: *shudders* What is that foul smell?
Homer: Sorry. I’m microwaving my socks and underwear. Feels great on cold days!
Lord Montgomery: Micro…what?
Homer: Oh, are you one of those characters from another time period?
Lord Montgomery: I’m not sure. All I know is that I am rich and above the fray of the common man. What is this place?
Homer: It’s the Lard Lad donut shop — a place where commoners congregate for donuts that commoners love.
Lord Montgomery: I see. So if I were to procure these “donuts”, commoners would do anything I asked?
Homer: Without question.
Lord Montgomery: *tastes donut* Jelly-filled? …Glorious!
• Make Lord Montgomery Procure Donuts – 4 hours
• Make Homer Follow Lord Montgomery – 4 hours
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Staking a Claim part 2:
Homer: *eating donuts* So how can I help?
Lord Montgomery: You can start by not chewing with your mouth open.
Homer: That’s gonna be a toughie.
Lord Montgomery: At any rate…despite how repulsive this kingdom is, I’ve decided to claim it. Now start putting up these bills for me.
Homer: “Mine”! “Mine”! “Mine-Mine-Mine”! You know, putting up signs that say “Mine” won’t make it yours.
Lord Montgomery: I’ve never heard such poppycock! What kind of monarchy is this?
Homer: What’s a monarchy?
Lord Montgomery: *groans* It’s good to see education isn’t valued in this kingdom. Ruling idiots is so much easier. Now put up those signs.
• Make Lord Montgomery Claim Everything – 4 hours
• Make Homer Help Lord Montgomery – 4 hours
Lord Montgomery: Citizens are not respecting my “Mine” signs!
Homer: Flanders tried putting signs on his stuff too, but jerks still take it. *whispers* The jerk is me.
Lord Montgomery: Then how do your wealthy lay claim over their land?
Homer: We use real estate agents who take 6% for having an open house where they bake chocolate chip cookies and get young couples over-their-heads in debt.
Lord Montgomery: Then I’ll need one of these real estate agents.
Homer: And I call first dibs on the cookies!
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Staking a Claim part 3:
Lord Montgomery: I’m looking for something called a “real estate agent”.
Cookie Kwan: I’m one of those. How can I help?
Lord Montgomery: I would like to claim this Springfield kingdom for myself.
Cookie Kwan: “Kingdom?” It sounds like you want to buy the entire town, but I’m afraid that’s not possible—
Lord Montgomery: I’m sorry. Before you answer, would you mind terribly if I took a quick bath?
Cookie Kwan: I’ve heard of my clients taking a bath on the money pits I sell them but not this!
• Make Lord Montgomery Take a Gold Bath – 4 hours
• Make Cookie Kwan Be Shocked – 4 hours
Cookie Kwan: You take your baths in gold and jewels?
Lord Montgomery: It’s luxurious…as long as the coins and jewels don’t get lost amongst my naughty parts.
Cookie Kwan: Someday I’d like to try that!
Lord Montgomery: You’ve never filled your castle with rubies and diamonds and swam through them? Perhaps if you help me, I could make that happen for you.
Cookie Kwan: I think we might be able to work something out.
Lord Montgomery: Stupendous! Here. Have an emerald.
Reward: 200 $$s, 20 XP
Permanent tasks:
• Task: Pay For Fresh Whippings
• Time: 1 hour
• Earns: 105 $$s, 26 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Human Power Plant
• Task: Claim Everything
• Time: 4 hours
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Take a Gold Bath
• Time: 8 hours
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Listen To Complaints
• Time: 12 hours
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Human Power Plant
• Task: Watch His Workers Suffer
• Time: 24 hours
• Earns: 1,000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Human Power Plant
There you have it, over to you. Is this a must-buy, a maybe or a hard-pass?
Your thoughts might help any Addict who’s not made up their minds yet so please share your thoughts in the comments.
I’m not sure how to do this, but I’ll research it and give it a try. Thanks for the suggestion!
Check storage and sort that first if there’s anything that can be moved to SD or uninstalled / deleted / moved to the cloud if you need room.
Once there’s space find the app in settings and see if it has a Move to . . . to get it off the SD card and if not uninstall and re-install.
If your device tries to put it on the SD card again remove it while you re-install so it has to use system storage.
I got it and love the castle and dragon! Want to try to build like the splash screen so excited for the Springfieldia gate and walls I get in 195 Potions 😀
I bought it as its a premium character that helps with events but how many castles and burns do we need, I have at least 5 versions and loads of castles
I really liked this character that I bought it. I liked the his outfit.
My current policy is to buy all the premium characters that help with events. I love getting through them faster!
Side question…. I have a scenario that pops up intermittently, and it’s more likely to happen during events. I get the dreaded Bart screen repeatedly and cannot make it stop until I do a restart on my phone. (I play TSTO on an Android device: A Samsung Galaxy S9.) Upon restarting and opening TSTO, I get the game entering its “downloading updates” mode and taking 10 years downloading 992 updates.
I have seen this question asked and answered in the context of this happening EVERY TIME the user starts the game. The explanation I see is that there is not enough space on the device for the game, so it has to keep overwriting. But as I noted above, this doesn’t happen every time. (Though once it does, it might happen again in “clusters,” the next couple-few days.) I actually have the game on its own dedicated SD card, so I don’t think the game likely needs more space than it has. And if it does need more space than a whole-ass SD card, that’s some crazy!
Anyone know of explanations other than “the device needs all the space; delete everything else in the entire world to make room for it”?
verymir, maybe the problem is that it needs space in the internal memory (not SD, external) to do its business. Have you tried deleting your cache on your S9?
It’s on an SD card – that’s why.
It needs to be in system memory
Thank’s for the rundown. ^^