A Warmfyre Welcome: Orc Willie Walkthrough

A Warmfyre Welcome: Act 4 Prize 5

There’s a post up on the other prizes from the A Warmfyre Welcome Act 4 prize-track, you can read that here. Now it’s time I cast my eye over the prize character, Orc Willie, who was the fifth and final prize.

Here’s what’s in this post:
• Basic info
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks

Lets get started then, shall we . . .

Basic info:
Orc Willie
• Cost: Nothing, Act 4 prize 5
• Name: Orc Willie
• Type: Character
• Premium: No
• Voiced: Yes
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes, 4 and 8 hour jobs

Questline with Dialog:

Whip It Good part 1:

Burns: Smithers, who is this magnificent creature?
Smithers: That’s Orc Willie, sir. He came from another universe.
Burns: He’s the perfect brute to motivate my power plant workforce. Hire him!
Orc Willie: Gah, Orc Willie works for no master.
Burns: Every monster has his price. Tell me, what is it you desire most?
Orc Willie: Well, I always wanted to own me own whip store.
Burns: You’ll have your store as long as you bring those whips to work for me.
Smithers: Sir, you can’t have your employees whipped. It’s not the 1990’s anymore.
Burns: Then I’m also appointing this man as the new head of Human Relations! If anyone complains it’ll be directly to him…and his whips.

• Make Orc Willie Come Work for Burns – 4 hours
• Make Burns Hire Orc Willie – 4 hours
• Make Smithers Have a Bad Feeling About This – 4 hours

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP

Whip It Good part 2:

Burns: The first thing we’ll have to do is get you dressed for the part.
Orc Willie: What’s wrong with what I’m wearing now?
Burns: Don’t mean to offend. Your wrist spikes are great for instilling fear into the common man. But we do have a dress code here.
Orc Willie: Ugh, so I’ve got to wear a suit ‘n tie?
Burns: Heavens no, I’m talking MORE spikes. Lay ’em on! But also…hair should be trimmed above the ear. We’re VERY strict on that.

• Make Orc Willie Buy a New Belt – 4 hours
• Make Burns Give Orc Willie a Stipend – 4 hours

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP

Whip It Good part 3:

Burns: Now you’re looking the part. You’re ready to crack some skulls.
Orc Willie: On a scale of grievous injury to mortally wounded, how hard would you like these laddies whipped?
Burns: Hmm…you’re the artist. You decide.
Carl: That Orc is coming this way. Quick, everyone pretend to be working.
Lenny: I’ve been working, so I don’t have to pretend.
Orc Willie: You there, with the smug “I’ve been working” look on your face!
Lenny: That’s me! The hard worker!
Orc Willie: When the hard worker gets a taste, everyone will imagine how hard they’ll be whipped for slacking! *whips Lenny*
Lenny: Ow! This better qualify for workman’s comp.
Orc Willie: The only compensation you’ll be gettin’ is more whippin’! *whips Lenny again*

• Make Orc Willie Whip It – 4 hours
• Make Lenny Get Whipped – 4 hours
• Make Burns Say “Excellent” – 4 hours

Homer: First they take away our work naps, then they start whipping us? I’m inclined to file a complaint.
Carl: It’s just fillin’ out a form.
Homer: Ugh, a form?! Forget it.
Lenny: I tried complaining and all it got me was more whippings.
Orc Willie: All right, gather ’round you scallywags. I heard some of ye’ ain’t been too happy with yer whippings. So I got ye all a little somethin’.
Homer: Lemme guess, more whippings?
Orc Willie: Nay, donuts.
Homer: Woohoo! *starts eating donuts*
Carl: Homer, don’t let them buy you off so easily. We should not forget about the whippings. Right, Lenny?
Lenny: *eating donuts* Whippings? What whippings?
Homer: Yeah, I don’t remember anything before donuts. *eating more donuts*
Carl: *sigh* I need to find new friends.

Reward: 200 $$s, 20 XP

Permanent tasks:
Orc Willie pose Orc Willie buy a new Belt Orc Willie Whip It
• Task: Get His Whip Repaired
• Time: 1 hour
• Earns: 70 $$s, 17 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Herman’s Military Antiques, assorted Homes

• Task: Whip It
• Time: 4 hours
• Earns: 175 $$s, 45 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual

• Task: Buy a New Belt
• Time: 8 hours
• Earns: 275 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual

• Task: Watch a Sports Gam
• Time: 12 hours
• Earns: 420 $$s, 100 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Duff Stadium, Burns Basket Ball Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Springfield Coliseum, assorted Homes

• Task: Get Kicked Out Of The Gym
• Time: 24 hours
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: All Night Gym, Lugash’s Gym, Old Scratch’s Gym, Shapes Gym, assorted Homes

There you have it. Have you unlocked this yet?
What do you make of it? Do share your thoughts in the comments.

Back tomorrow with a Dialog Recap

2 responses to “A Warmfyre Welcome: Orc Willie Walkthrough

  1. Uh oh, I usually rely on the 60min task to get the character to go to the part of my pocket Springfield I want them to be in. Instead of my Medieval Larper town, apparently Orc Willie is
    only going to be around all the town gyms. Thanks for yet another ‘Dracula who doesn’t even go to Dracula’s castle’ gaffe. Seriously, what idiot programmer decides the tasks for the characters? I’d really like a sit down interview with this obviously non player person.

  2. Overall a good event. Felt like a lot of tapping to get through this one, but I should finish up tonight.

    Props for the mystery token box this time around, I got a lot of great characters I previously missed out on from the past.

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