Heaven Won’t Wait: Temptation Serpent Walkthrough

Heaven Won’t Wait: Cash Offering

Right then, you’ve got your Rundown, Turbo Tappin’ and Calendar up so lets take a look at the cash offering for this act – Temptation Serpent.

As ever this isn’t exactly a Should I Buy, more like it’s a look at what you get if you decide to spend some real money, so you can make your own minds up.

Here’s what’s in this post:
• Basic info
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks

Lets get started then, shall we . . .

Basic info:
Temptation Serpent
• Cost: In app purchase – 132 Donut bundle
• Name: Temptation Serpent
• Type: Character
• Premium: Yes
• Voiced: Yes
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes – 12 and 24 hour jobs


Questline with Dialog: A New Temptation

A New Temptation part 1:

Ned: Well, boys, this is the Garden of Eden. What do you think?
Rod: It’s boring! It’s just a bunch of plants and animals.
Todd: Yeah, all three of the authentic Noah’s Arks had rides and souvenir stands at least.
Rod: I miss the Tunnel of Science Denial!
Temptation Serpent: You know, I could make your visit a little more exciting…if you’re interested.
Todd: AAAAH! A talking snake! Animals aren’t supposed to talk!
Ned: They do in the Bible, son.
Rod: Oh, then it’s safe then.
Ned: No! Talking snakes are always a bad thing!
Todd: AAAAH! Run away!
Temptation Serpent: Well, that didn’t go so hot.
Gary The Unicorn: What are you going to do now?
Temptation Serpent: So I ran into the two people who can’t be tempted, no biggie. Human nature hasn’t changed. I’m sure I’ll have the weak-willed wanna-be-bads eating out of my hand in no time.
Temptation Serpent: Psst. I got forbidden knowledge here. Who needs some? Good and evil here. Best prices. Who needs some shame?
Temptation Serpent: They’re all looking at their phones. What the hell is going on?
Gary The Unicorn: You’re out-evilled by today’s algorithmically-driven temptation platforms.
Gary The Unicorn: Your apple needs to push back at Facebook.

• Make Temptation Serpent Look for People to Tempt – 4 hours

Temptation Serpent: Boy, you were right! Social media is the way to go. Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter have completely out-evilled me.
Temptation Serpent: I spent thirty straight hours learning the ropes from my new master, Elon Musk!
Temptation Serpent: My family and friends hate me now, but that’s only because they’ve been red-pilled.
Temptation Serpent: I don’t care what anyone else thinks because loving Elon is my whole deal now.
Temptation Serpent: Elon’s jokes are the funniest thing since saying “bacon” a lot or telling women to “make me a sandwich”.

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP

A New Temptation part 2:

Moe: Hey Homer, you want a fifth round for the road?
Homer: Nah, I better get going. I’m already past “expectedly late” and “acceptably late”, and fifteen minutes past “angrily late”.
Homer: I don’t want to get into “have to buy a gift to make it up to Marge late”, ’cause that’ll cut into tomorrow night’s beer money.
Temptation Serpent: Ah, but perhaps I could interest you in this Beer of Forbidden Knowledge! It’s free.
Homer: “Free” is always tempting, but I’m not gonna take beer from a talking snake. That’s like the Sixth Commandment or something.
Temptation Serpent: Once again I’m a victim of my past success. I gotta get a new look.

• Make Temptation Serpent Try Out Disguises – 4 hours

Temptation Serpent: Pardon, Monsieur! Perhaps you would like to try Le Beer of Forbidden Knowledge, non?
Homer: Nah, I already know enough as it is. I’m good.
Temptation Serpent: But…what if it included the cure for cancer. This knowledge would be tempting, oui?
Homer: Eh, the eggheads’ll figure that out eventually.

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP

A New Temptation part 3:

Colette: Men are the worst, and I hate my job!
Temptation Serpent: Excuse me, ma’am, but perhaps I could interest you in the power to tear down the patriarchy?
Colette: What? No! Get thee gone, Satan!
Temptation Serpent: Ugh! For the thousandth time, I’m NOT Satan! That’s a Biblical misinterpretation.
The Devil: Seriously! And I should know.
Old Scratch: You should know? No, I should know!
The Devil: You can’t be Satan, I’m Satan!
Temptation Serpent: No, you’re the Devil.
The Devil: Same thing! Isn’t it?
Old Scratch: I don’t know. It’s really unclear.
Temptation Serpent: Maybe we should try reading the Good Book…

• Make Temptation Serpent Read the Bible – 4 hours
• Make The Devil Figure Out if He’s Satan – 4 hours
• Make Old Scratch Figure Out if He’s Satan – 4 hours

Temptation Serpent: Well, that didn’t clear things up at all.
Old Scratch: No, but this bit with the demon pigs is totally rad! Bummer that Jesus whacked ’em though. I want some demon pigs.
The Devil: Whacked ’em? Come on! Everyone knows pigs can swim. “Drove them into the sea” — that’s the weakest move ever!

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP

A New Temptation part 4:

Temptation Serpent: It’s official: I can’t tempt anyone into anything anymore.
Jesus Christ: What are you tempting people with?
Temptation Serpent: Uh…a new car?
Jesus Christ: Meh, my Dad gave me a solid gold car five-hundred years ago.
Temptation Serpent: Five-hundred? But there weren’t any roads or gas stations five-hundred years ago.
Jesus Christ: Exactly! You see what I have to put up with? And can you believe his lame “All time is one to Me” excuse? You know how often I’ve heard that one?
Temptation Serpent: Well, there are roads and gas stations now so…how about I throw in some cool custom-painted flames on the side?
Jesus Christ: Throw in some sweet racing stripes, and you got a deal!

• Make Temptation Serpent Lead Jesus Into Temptation – 4 hours
• Make Jesus Buy New Sunglasses to Wear in His New Car – 4 hours

Jesus Christ: This car is so AWESOME!
Temptation Serpent: Yep! And all it’ll cost you is your soul.
Jesus Christ: Wait, what?
God: NO IT WON’T! Now give him his soul back.
Temptation Serpent: Come on! Everyone knows that all temptation deals have a strict “no takebacksies” policy.
God: Give it back, or I’ll smite with you a thunderbolt so fast you’ll wish you’d never been hatched!
Temptation Serpent: That’s very Zeusy.
Temptation Serpent: Nothing! Fine, he can have his soul back.
Jesus Christ: You never let me make my own decisions!

Reward: 200 $$s, 20 XP


Permanent tasks:
( pics to follow )
• Task: Get Chased Out Of Church
• Time: 1 hour
• Earns: 105 $$s, 26 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: First Churchof Springfield, Springfield Episcopal Church, Mega Church, Brown Houses

• Task: Scare People At The Zoo
• Time: 4 hours
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Springfield Zoo Entrance, Ultimate Fighting Zoo, Exotic Petting Zoos, Brown Houses

• Task: Get His Scales Buffed
• Time: 8 hours
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Curl Up And Dye, Beefy Bishops Barbershop, Hairy Shearers, assorted Stores

• Task: Try Out Disguises
• Time: 12 hours
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual

• Task: Look For People To Tempt
• Time: 24 hours
• Earns: 1,000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual


There you have it, over to you. Is this a must-buy, a maybe or a hard-pass?
Your opinions might help any Addict who’s not made up their minds yet so please share your thoughts in the comments.

4 responses to “Heaven Won’t Wait: Temptation Serpent Walkthrough

  1. I got him on a whim. The 12hr task try out disguises, he tries on different hats. The 24hr task, look for people to tempt, he spits a pair of binoculars out of his mouth and holds them with his tongue.

  2. Only 3 parts and you have to pay, not very enticing.

    • Sorry I’ve no clue for the animated tasks yet, but the questline looks like it’ll be fun
      I can say I won’t get it just yet, but I will if it comes back for sprinkles or if I have to buy Black Friday tokens, 2 active towns and a research town means no way I get to spend on 12 of these per town per year but I will always spend money at least once to keep the devs getting paid

  3. Thanks for the description! I’m still undecided on this since I have lots of donuts.

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