Heaven Won’t Wait: Act 1 Premium Combo
Right then, you’ve got your Rundown, Turbo Tappin’ and Calendar up so lets take a look at the premium offering for this act – Eve and the Garden of Eden.
As ever this isn’t exactly a Should I Buy, more like it’s a look at what you get if you decide to spend those Donuts so you can make your own minds up.
Here’s what’s in this post:
• Basic info
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks
Lets get started then, shall we . . .
Basic info:
• Cost: 150 Donuts
• Name: Eve
• Type: Skin – outfit for Marge
• Premium: Yes
• Voiced: Yes
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes – 4 and 8 hour tasks
Earns event currency for Acts 1 to 4
Bundled with:
• Name: Garden of Eden
• Type: Building
• Built: 6 seconds
• Earns: 260 $$s and 26 XP every 10 hours
• Job(s): Yes – Eve, Adam and Grampa
Grampa has a 16h job, Get Lost In The Garden
Adam’s jobs will be in the Walkthrough post
Questline with Dialog: Peace, Love, D’oh!
Peace, Love, D’oh! part 1:
Adam: Hey, Eve, I think I left my clean fig leaves in the Garden of Eden. Can you go get them for me?
Eve: Not now, Adam. You’re harshing my buzz.
Adam: Buzz? But you made me get rid of all my Duff because it wasn’t “righteous enough” or something.
Eve: Good! And I’m not high on booze, I’m high on life. Now get one of the kids to fetch your fig leaves for you.
Adam: Hey, boy! Go to the Garden and get my clean fig leaves.
Santas Little Helper: …
Adam: Oh, right, she said “kids”. Bart and-or Lisa, go to the Garden of Eden and fetch my clean fig leaves.
Lisa: First of all: Eww! Second of all, aren’t you worried about how Mom is acting?
Adam: What? She seems the same to me.
Eve: OMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Adam: Okay, that’s new.
• Make Eve Peace Out – 4 hours
Eve: As long as I’m meditating, I might as well do it in the nail salon.
Eve: Om, mani-pedi hmmm…
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Peace, Love, D’oh! part 2:
Adam: Marge, don’t you think you’re taking this whole “Eve” thing a little too far?
Eve: Not at all! Being chosen by God to be the new Eve and put in the Garden of Eden gave me a newfound sense of connection to all living things! Now I am the living embodiment of peace and love.
Ned: Hi-diddly-ho, Eve-a-reeno! Not to be all religiously nitpicky, but you’re actually supposed to be the living embodiment of sin and shame and how nothing is ever the patriarchy’s fault.
Eve: That’s stupid! No wonder the world is such a mess with men in charge. Someone needs to do something about this NOW!
Lisa: Are you going to use your Eve powers to take charge, Mom?
Eve: Nope! But I am going to give this town’s aura a good cleansing.
Lisa: A what?
• Make Eve Cleanse Springfield’s Aura – 4 hours
Eve: This town is fresher than Gwyneth Paltrow’s rotisserie chicken!
Eve: What did you think I was going to say?
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Peace, Love, D’oh! part 3:
Quimby: It is hereby agreed that the funds from the Climate Change bond will be used to send myself and a carefully-selected group of nice scientists to investigate the balmy climate of Hawaii—
Eve: We’ve had enough, Mayor Quimby!
Quimby: Is it the corruption or the lechery?
Eve: It’s the failure to promote our city’s health, well-being, and vibrational frequency.
Quimby: Well, the last one isn’t a thing.
Eve: Yes, it is! And it can be raised by the magic oils, made-up vitamins, and surprisingly wide selection of couples products available on my website: Gunk.com!
Moe: Now they’re plugging products?! These meetings make me wish I’d never taken my head out of the stove.
Eve: To show you how radiant this town could be I’m going to remove my fig leaf. Get ready to bask in the glow of my gunk!
Moe: I retract my previous statement!
• Make Eve Try to Get Attention for Peace and Love – 4 hours
• Make Adam Rush in to Stop Her – 4 hours
Adam: Okay, I’m gonna stop you right there, honey. I think you’re showing enough bounty as it is.
Moe: BOO! Get the fat buzzkill out of here!
Adam: Oh, you want to see more nature, pal? Because I’m into peace and, uh, stuff too. I’ll rip this fig leaf off right now!
Quimby: Meeting adjourned! Someone get security in here and clear the room.
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Peace, Love, D’oh! part 4:
Eve: Humanity really is horrible. I’m gonna go back to the Garden and gather herbs to sell on my website.
Eve: I’m going to mix the green ones with red ones and the yellow ones and call it Flow Control, because those are the colors in a traffic light.
Lisa: And?
Eve: And traffic lights control the flow of traffic — obviously!
Lisa: That’s not how things work.
Eve: Yes, it is, and I have the numbers to prove it!
Lisa: What numbers?
Eve: The sales numbers for my website.
Eve: As you can see, the more ridiculous the claim, the better the sales.
Bart: The numbers don’t lie, Lis!
• Make Eve Spend Time in Her Happy Place – 4 hours
Lisa: You could at least sell some apples on your website. They’re actually healthy.
Eve: But what would I tell people to do with them?
Lisa: I don’t know. How about eat them?
Eve: Boring. There’s no money is common sense, Lisa.
Bart: You could try the old switcheroo — in through the out door, if you know what I mean.
Eve: The old jade egg trick. I like it. We moved a lot of rocks with that gag — 50 bucks a pop!
Reward: 200 $$s, 20 XP
Permanent tasks:
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• Task: Smell The Flowers
• Time: 1 hour
• Earns: 105 $$s, 26 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Garden Of Eden
• Task: Cleanse Springfield’s Aura
• Time: 4 hours
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Peace Out
• Time: 8 hours
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Try To Get Attention For Peace And Love
• Time: 12 hours
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Town Hall, First Churchof Springfield, Garden Of Eden, Simpson Home
• Task: Frolic With Confused Animals
• Time: 24 hours
• Earns: 1,000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Garden Of Eden
There you have it, over to you. Is this a must-buy, a maybe or a hard-pass?
Your opinions might help any Addict who’s not made up their minds yet so please share your thoughts in the comments.
Back later with a look at the cash offering.
