Heaven Won’t Wait: Angel Flanders Walkthrough

Ol’ Gil’s back with another deal, lets see what he’s offering this time.

As ever this isn’t exactly a Should I Buy, more like it’s a look at what you get if you decide to spend those Donuts so you can make your own minds up.

Here’s what’s in this post:
• Offer dialog
• Basic info
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks

Lets get started then, shall we . . .

Offer dialog:

The Pitch:

Gil: In Heaven it’s always perfect weather for a water slide!
Gil: And hey, if you get baptized on it, it’ll literally wash away your sins!

Say No:

Gil: Aw, I get it. You’re one of those “holier than thine water slide” types, aren’t you?

Say Yes:

Gil: Hot dog! Now ol’ Gil can afford a room with a working shower tonight! We’ll both be wet and happy!

Basic info:

• Cost: 150 Donuts
• Name: Angel Flanders
• Type: Skin – outfit for Ned Flanders
• Premium: Yes
• Voiced: Yes
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes, 4 and 24 hour jobs
Bundled with:

• Name: Heavenly Water Slide
• Type: Decoration
• Built: Instant
• Bonus: Yes, 4%
• Earns: Nothing
• Animated: Yes, when tapped
• Job(s): Yes, Angel Flanders

Questline with Dialog: Angel in the Crime Field

Angel in the Crime Field part 1:

Angel Flanders: Hi-diddly-ho, neighbor-eeno!
Homer: Flanders, you’re an angel?! Did someone finally kill you for being so annoying? To be honest, I always thought it would be me.
Angel Flanders: Haha! No, I was just hanging out with ol’ Saint Pete, since Heaven is now in Springfield, and I snuck a peak at his list and saw that I’m destined for the Good Place.
Angel Flanders: So I, uh, asked him if I could try out the ol’ wings for a little bit just to see what it’s going to be like, and he said “Yes”!
Homer: So you nagged him until he caved in.
Angel Flanders: Something like that.
Homer: Well, I wanna try out my wings now, too!
Angel Flanders: Oh, uh, say, why don’t we go see a sports ball game together? You like watching sports, I know that!
Homer: Angel Flanders, are you trying to distract me for some reason?
Angel Flanders: What?! Gosh, no!

• Make Angel Flanders Try to Distract Homer – 4 hours
• Make Homer Suspect Angel Flanders is Up to Something – 4 hours

Homer: Wait a minute! I know what you’re trying to hide from me.
Angel Flanders: You do?! Oh gosh, Homer, I’m so sorry!
Homer: You’re worried that I’m too heavy for my angel wings to lift me off the ground! Well, fat shaming’s not cool, especially from an angel.
Homer: I’m sure they have wings for the more amply-upholstered angel. I’ll get mine where John Candy and Dom DeLuise got theirs.
Angel Flanders: Those men were portly by the standards of an earlier time. I think you might be a touch more…cherubic…than them.
Homer: Fine — Chris Farley.
Angel Flanders: Homer, I…I hate to be the one to have to tell you this, but as of right now, you’re not getting into Heaven!
Homer: Pffft! Is that all?
Angel Flanders: Is that all?! Homer, if you’re not going to Heaven…that means you’re going to Hell!
Homer: WAAAAAAAH!

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP

Angel in the Crime Field part 2:

Homer: I’m going to go to Hell? This is terrible!
Angel Flanders: It really is, Homer.
Homer: I mean, why would I go to Hell? I never do anything wrong!
Homer: I guess maybe I did have one or two oopsies.
Homer: Was it because I constantly strangled my son?
Homer: Or because I framed my wife for a DUI?
Homer: Or because I got your wife killed? Even though that was an accident, I did park in the ambulance bay, which prevented them from getting her into the emergency room in time.
Angel Flanders: It was for a lot of things.
Angel Flanders: But if I help you do good deeds for people while I’m an angel, we can tip the scale-a-reeno in your favor and you can get into Heaven.
Homer: Do good deeds? Why would I do that?
Angel Flanders: …

• Make Angel Flanders Talk Homer Into Doing Good Deeds – 4 hours
• Make Homer Try to Come Up With a Scheme – 4 hours

Angel Flanders: So what did you come up with?
Homer: You go first.
Angel Flanders: No, that’s alright. Sinners before saints.
Homer: I didn’t come up with anything.
Angel Flanders: Me neither.
Homer: I didn’t even try.
Angel Flanders: Neither did I.
Angel Flanders: Let’s take our lunch break and put in a solid hour after that.
Homer: That’s a great idea.
Angel Flanders: Start here.

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP

Angel in the Crime Field part 3:

Angel Flanders: I was thinking we could help build shelters for the homeless or something. Why are we at a baseball game?
Homer: I’m, er, so upset still that I felt like we should go with your earlier idea about catching a ballgame.
Homer: Besides, there are people out here in the outfield seats who need help too!
Angel Flanders: There are?
Homer: Sure! If the team in the blue uniforms hit any baseballs that could land out here in these outfield seats, someone could get hurt, so you should use your angel powers to prevent that from happening!
Angel Flanders: Well that makes sense. But what about if the team in the red uniforms hits any balls out here? Shouldn’t I stop those too?
Homer: No!
Angel Flanders: Why not?
Homer: Because…the Isotopes only use happy safe baseballs.
Angel Flanders: Boy, sports sure have some strange rules, but okley-dokley!

• Make Angel Flanders Knock Down Baseballs – 4 hours
• Make Homer Bet on the Isotopes to Win – 4 hours

Rumble Announcers: With some really strange winds knocking down all of the visiting team’s potential homerun balls this afternoon, the Isotopes win today’s playoff game one to nothing!
Homer: WOOHOO!
Angel Flanders: Wow, everyone here in the stands is so happy. This was some really good good-deed doing!
Homer: And profitable too!
Angel Flanders: What was that?
Homer: Er, nothing!

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP

Angel in the Crime Field part 4:

Angel Flanders: I saw on the news that there are some poor orphans who need help mending their clothes. Why don’t we—
Homer: No time for that! We have this football game we have to go to now.
Angel Flanders: A football game? What kind of good deeds need doing here?
Homer: Okay, you see that guy in the white jersey? When he throws the ball you need to turn invisible, fly down and grab it, and then carry it away so that no other players in in white jerseys can catch it!
Angel Flanders: Who is that going to help?
Homer: Well, uh, I just saw on the internet that a terrorist is going to blow up the stadium if that guy in the white jersey completes any passes today.
Angel Flanders: What?! That’s terrible! I have to stop that.
Homer: Exactly!

• Make Angel Flanders Carry the Football Around – 4 hours
• Make Homer Bet on the Football Game – 4 hours

Rumble Announcers: All-Star quarterback Hugh Howser goes zero-for-thirty on pass attempts for the Gargantuans, a new league record in futility!
Rumble Announcers: Boy, the wind is just not your friend today if you’re a visiting sports team in Springfield!
Rumble Announcers: With that inexplicable performance, Springfield wins the game three to nothing!
Homer: WOOHOO!
Angel Flanders: What about the terrorists?
Rumble Announcers: Oh, and this just in: we’re being told that terrorists will definitely NOT be blowing up the stadium today.
Rumble Announcers: That’s…good. People are already leaving because the game’s over, but should we evacuate the stadium anyway?
Rumble Announcers: We stopped selling booze halfway through the fourth quarter, so why not?

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP

Angel in the Crime Field part 5:

Homer: Now we just need to head on over to the basketball game and—
Angel Flanders: Forget it, Homer! I know what you’ve been up to. Just because I’m good and nice doesn’t mean I’m stupid.
Homer: It doesn’t? Uh, I mean, of course it doesn’t!
Angel Flanders: I know you’ve been tricking me into fixing these sports games and you’ve been betting on them.
Homer: Whaaaaaat? No! But listen, this basketball game is really important — to the orphans!
Angel Flanders: Sorry, Homer. You’re on your own now.

• Make Angel Flanders Refuse to Go to a Basketball Game – 4 hours
• Make Homer Plead With Angel Flanders to Help Him – 4 hours

Homer: Angel Flanders, you can’t leave me now!
Angel Flanders: Homer, it’s just money. Get over it.
Fat Tony: Ah, but you see, it’s not just HIS money.
Angel Flanders: What?
Fat Tony: Your friend here has made certain promises to me and my…business associates. Promises it would be very unhealthy for him to break.
Homer: See?
Homer: Hey, where did he go?
Fat Tony: Looks like your angel friend has flown the coop. Too bad you can’t do that too — although it looks like you’re going to get your own wings now…
Homer: I wish…

Reward: 200 $$s, 20 XP

Permanent tasks:

• Task: Stretch His Wings
• Time: 1 hour
• Earns: 105 $$s, 26 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Heaven Reception, Regular Heaven, Gates Of Heaven, St Peters Desk, Heaven, Heavenly Water Slide

• Task: Knock Down Baseballs
• Time: 4 hours
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual

• Task: Look For St Peter To Ask Him Questions
• Time: 8 hours
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: St Peters Desk, Heaven Reception, Heaven, Regular Heaven, First Church of Springfield, assorted Homes

• Task: Show Off At Church
• Time: 12 hours
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: First Church of Springfield, Springfield Episcopal Church, Mega Church, Brown Houses

• Task: Carry The Football Around
• Time: 24 hours
• Earns: 1,000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual

There you have it, over to you. Is this a must-buy, a maybe or a hard-pass?
Your opinions might help any Addict who’s not made up their minds yet so please share your thoughts in the comments.

Back later with a look at the prizes.