If you’ve been zapping through your tapping and it’s all been a bit of a blur or if you just fancied a reminder of what the writers got up to this time then you’re in luck. Here’s all the dialog and tasks for Act 4 of this event
What’s in this post
• Prize track parts 1 to 5
Prize Track: A Heavenly Chorus Line parts 1 to 5
A Heavenly Chorus Line part 1:
Ned: So this time God has actually forsaken us! What do we do now?
Kirk: Do we freak out again?
Wiggum: Let’s not. I’m honestly still kinda tired from the last time we freaked out.
Lisa: Listen, it’s not too late for us to pull together and rally around love and compassion!
Helen Lovejoy: Oh, sure, let’s listen to the little atheist girl! You’re probably happy God has abandoned us.
Lisa: I’m not—
Lovejoy: Yes, it’s all her fault — and definitely not ours!
• Collect Heavenly Clouds – x 155
• Make Good People Blame Everyone But Themselves – x 3, 4 hours
• Make Lisa Run and Hide – 4 hours
Nedward Flanders Sr: Hey there, Lisa! Come join us on this vacant cloud we found.
Capri Flanders: Yeah, freethinkers are always welcome in our drum circle.
Lisa: Thanks! Things are getting a little weird around here.
Nedward Flanders Sr: Getting?
Lisa: Fair point.
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP and decoration: Vacant Cloud
A Heavenly Chorus Line part 2:
Ned: You don’t need to hide, Lisa. I’ll make sure you’re okay.
Lisa: Thanks, Mr. Flanders.
Homer: There’s the heretic girl!
Homer: Sorry. I thought we were still doing that.
Ned: We need to stop blaming each other and turn to Jesus for guidance.
Jesus Christ: Who, me?
Ned: What should we do, Lord?
Jesus Christ: Uh, verily I sayeth unto you…
Jesus Christ: …that when your parents are out of town the only thing to do is PARTY!
Jesus Christ: I’m gonna throw a wicked rager with my buddies Buddha and Krishna!
Ned: That was less helpful than I had hoped.
• Collect Heavenly Clouds – x 155
• Make Jesus Party Like It’s 19 AD – 4 hours
• Make Buddha Celebrate His New Fifth Noble Truth – 4 hours
• Make Ned Start to Lose Faith in Faith – 4 hours
Lisa: Buddha, you’ve created a Fifth Noble Truth?
Gautama Buddha: That’s right, Lisa!
Lisa: I know I’m going to regret asking this, but what is it?
Gautama Buddha: That in this world of illusion…
Gautama Buddha: You gotta fight for your right to PARTY!
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP and building: Heavenly Showroom
A Heavenly Chorus Line part 3:
Lisa: You know what, I think Jesus is right!
Jesus Christ: I am? No one’s ever said that before.
Jesus Christ: No one who actually knows me, I mean.
Lisa: Instead of focusing on what’s bad about humanity, we should celebrate everything that’s good about us!
• Collect Heavenly Clouds – x 155
• Make Lisa Appeal to Goodness One Last Time – 4 hours
• Make Springfielders Get the Wrong Idea – x 5, 4 hours
• Make Jesus Take Credit for Lisa’s Idea – 4 hours
Homer: Maybe I watched too much TV when I was a kid, but what I’m hearing is…it’s time to put on a show!
Lisa: That’s not really what I—
Jesus Christ: That’s exactly what we should do — and I’m totally taking credit for this idea!
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP and Gates of Heaven bundle
Bundle includes Gates of Heaven and 14 Heavenly Fences
A Heavenly Chorus Line part 4:
Lisa: Mr. Busby, can you help us put on a show? I could play my saxophone—
Chazz Busby: Hate the sax. You’re out!
Chazz Busby: A show? Is there a script, a score, a budget, a schedule?
Homer: We don’t have any of those things.
Chazz Busby: Love it! More room for my genius to shine!
Chazz Busby: Kid, go to the Kwik-E-Mart and get me some energy drinks!
Bart: Do you want the one that makes people jittery, the one that makes them want to run a marathon, or the one that makes them want to start tech companies?
Chazz Busby: All that jazz!
Chazz Busby: Now, what have we got for talent?
Homer: There’s Lenny, Carl, Moe, Comic Book Guy…
Chazz Busby: Cut! Next!
Lurleen: You’re cheatin’—
Chazz Busby: Next!
Vicki Valentine: *tappa-tappa*
Chazz Busby: Next!
Chazz Busby: Open casting starts now!
Abraham Lincoln: People! People! Now is not the time to divide, but to unite!
George Washington: Oh, here we go again…
• Collect Heavenly Clouds – x 115
• Make Abraham Lincoln Give a Stirring Speech – 4 hours
• Make Springfielders Be Moved by Lincoln’s Speech – x 5, 4 hours
• Make George Washington Resent that Showoff Lincoln – 4 hours
Abraham Lincoln: …and that is how we shall come together as a people and win back the favor of providence once more.
Skinner: Hear! Hear!
Marge: So wonderful!
George Washington: Yeah, yeah. “Lincoln gave a speech, and it was good! Oh, I’m soooo surprised!”
Robert ELee: Well I think it was terrible and stupid!
Abraham Lincoln: Robert E. Lee?! What are you doing here?
Old Scratch: Need I remind you that Hell has already been in Springfield for a few years now?
Chazz Busby: And again, from the top!
Abraham Lincoln: But we’ve done it four score and seven times!
Chazz Busby: You’re playing for the biggest macher of them all — God. This isn’t some Gettysburg Address rehearsal!
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP and building: Celebrity Heaven
A Heavenly Chorus Line part 5:
Ned: Dear God, we humbly beseech you to return to us and accept our offering of variety show entertainment!
God: *sigh* This sounds boring, but fine, let’s see how you people screw this up.
God: By the way, was this Jesus’ idea?
Jesus Christ: Totally!
God: Well, at least I know to be disappointed in advance then.
Chazz Busby: “Humbly beseech?” What kind of wet-noodle intro is that! You said you were an experienced Master of Ceremonies.
Ned: I am! My specialties are baptisms, communions, and funerals!
Chazz Busby: You can start saying one for this show. Because we’re dying out there!
• Collect Heavenly Clouds – x 195
• Make Beethoven Jam Divinely – 4 hours
• Make Krusty Make Jokes at Jesus’ Expense – 4 hours
• Make Ned Pray that God Likes Their Show – 4 hours
• Make Homer Barge Onto the Stage – 4 hours
Krusty: …Jesus gets to be the “Lord and Savior”, but he never even won a celebrity dance contest! Talk about nepotism!
God: Hahaha! That’s so true!
Krusty: What’s the difference between a Roman centurion and Jesus?
Krusty: A Roman centurion gives you a pain in your side, while Jesus gives you a pain in the neck!
God: It’s true!
Krusty: These Christians are always asking, “What would Jesus do?” Well, I’ll tell you what he wouldn’t do — get a haircut!
God: I know, right?
Krusty: Why did Jesus give Saint Peter the keys to heaven? Because he drank so much at the Last Supper he was in no position to judge anyone.
Krusty: Did he really turn his blood into wine — or was that just what the breathalyzer said?
God: Inquiring minds want to know!
Lisa: I can’t believe this is actually going to work.
Homer: Hang on, it can’t be a show without me! *barges his way onto the stage*
Ned: Homer, don’t!
Lisa: There it is.
Homer: God, I want to show you — WHOA! *trips and gets head stuck in a tuba*
God: HAHAHA! Fat guys getting their heads stuck in things is comedy gold!
God: Okay, okay, maybe I was being too harsh. I’ll put everything back to normal now. You can all relax.
Burns: *ahem* Now there’s just the small matter of the fourteen billion dollars you owe me.
Burns: While you were gone I bought the trademark to “Heaven” from the Church. They had gone broke contributing dark money to political campaigns.
God: Oh no you didn’t.
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP and building: Hindu Heaven
This starts once you complete all 4 Acts
The Gates of Wrath:
God: Okay, that’s it! It’s Smiting Time — and this time I really, really mean it!
Ned: But you said you were going to spare humanity!
God: Oh, I am sparing humanity — just not Springfield! Springfield doesn’t count.
Jesus Christ: Haha! Good one, Dad!
God: That includes you.
Jesus Christ: What? And I’m starting to wonder what mom saw in you.
God: Things were different before you were born. But afterwards she started to get clingy, so I had to angel her.
Jesus Christ: “Angel” her?
God: I didn’t take her prayers and just sent angels to talk to her.
Lisa: We cancel celebrities for treating women like that now.
Marge: So you’re just going to do something that Homer already did?
Lenny: Hey, that’s right, Homer’s already blown up Springfield.
Carl: Does that mean…Homer is God?
Bart: That makes me the Son of God. Haha, “eat my shorts” is now a commandment!
Homer: Hmm…then what’s the Holy Spirit?
Lisa: Sky Finger, of course!
• Make Church Goers Debate Theological Implications – x 3, 4 hours
• Make Jesus Try to Get His Dad’s Attention – 4 hours
• Make God Get Bored of All This Religious Stuff – 4 hours
• Make Springfielders “Cancel” God – x 5, 4 hours
Yahweh: Come on, man, let’s go grab eighteen holes at the Heavenly Golf Course and let the humans do their own weird thing.
God: *sigh* Okay, fine — as long as you stop cheating on your drops.
Ned: So you’re really not out to destroy us anymore?
God: Nah, I’m fine now.
God: But I’m still mad at Jesus for what he did to my place while I was gone.
Reward: 200 $$s, 20 XP
… and we’re done !!
Yahweh never showed up for me
Once you’ve completed the Outro quest then the Jewish Walk of Fame that includes Yahweh should show, I’ve seen that confirmed days ago by a player who rushed Act 4
If you’ve still got this icon there’s tasks still to do …