Right then, you’ve got your Rundown, Turbo Tappin’ and Calendar up so lets take a look at the premium offering for this act – Chadlington and the Caddyshack.
As ever this isn’t exactly a Should I Buy, more like it’s a look at what you get if you decide to spend those Donuts so you can make your own minds up.
Here’s what’s in this post:
• Basic info
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks
Lets get started then, shall we . . .
Basic info:
• Cost: 150 Donuts
• Name: Chadlington
• Type: Character
• Premium: Yes
• Voiced: Yes
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes, 4 and 12 hour jobs
Note: Earns event currency for Acts 3 and 4
Bundled with:
• Name: Caddyshack
• Type: Building
• Built: 6 seconds
• Earns: 135 $$s and 15 XP every 4 hours
• Job(s): Yes, Chadlington, Caddy Bart
I’ll get to Caddy Bart in a couple of days
Questline with Dialog:
Caddying It All Up, part 1:
Jimbo: Yo, Chadlington, I got a bone to pick with you.
Chadlington: Uhh…how can I help you pick this bone?
Jimbo: What makes you such a primo caddy?
Chadlington: Isn’t it obvious? I’m much better than you ruffians.
Kearney: Jimbo tells us you get the biggest tippers in the caddying universe, and we want your secret.
Dolph: And don’t tell us its knowledge and attention to detail. ‘Cause we bullies don’t play that game!
• Make Bullies Threaten Chadlington – x 3, 4 hours
• Make Chadlington Stammer Nervously – 4 hours
Chadlington: I don’t know why I’m the caddy of choice.
Nelson: You better figure it out! *raises a fist*
Chadlington: I swear! I swear! I don’t know, I just carry the bags and try to help out, that’s it!
Kearney: I guess that’ll have to do.
Dolph: Let’s let the man get back to work.
Kearney: But if anything comes to mind, you let us know. Understood?
Chadlington: Uh, yeah. Sure. *gulp*
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Caddying It All Up, part 2:
Chadlington: Good afternoon, Mr. Redfield. My name is Chadlington. I’ll be your caddy today.
Augustus Redfield: Thank you. It’s my first time playing the course.
Chadlington: I’ll do my best to guide you. The first hole is a dogleg left with two fairway bunkers about 213 yards out on the right side.
Chadlington: I studied you on the driving range and your worst shots cleared 242 in the air. Bunkers should not be an issue…
Chadlington: …so drive to the right as it’ll give you an easy approach to the pin set at the back of the green.
Augustus Redfield: You’re certainly well-informed. I’m impressed.
• Make Augustus Redfield Take Chadlington’s Advice – 4 hours
• Make Chadlington Polish Augustus’ Next Club – 4 hours
• Make Bullies Spy on Chadlington From the Bushes – x 3, 4 hours
Chadlington: Impeccable shot, sir.
Augustus Redfield: How far is it to the green?
Chadlington: From here — 102 yards, sir.
Augustus Redfield: That’s a pitching wedge.
Chadlington: Actually I’d recommend a nine iron. The green is raked pretty heavily back to front, so you’ll want to carry to the back so the roll will put you right next to the pin.
Augustus Redfield: Hmm. I’ll give it a try.
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Caddying It All Up, part 3:
Augustus Redfield: Chadlington, this is shaping up to be the best round of my life.
Chadlington: I too was impressed, sir. You had an incredible up-and-down on the 7th for eagle.
Augustus Redfield: And you got me there. You told me to ease up with the five wood and it left me that perfect second shot.
Augustus Redfield: But here I am, thirty yards wide of the fairway. What’s your recommendation this time?
• Make Chadlington Estimate Distances – 4 hours
• Make Augustus Redfield Be Thoroughly Impressed – 4 hours
• Make Bullies Not Understand What’s Going On – x 3, 4 hours
Chadlington: There’s no good angle to the green with that sycamore in the way. But I notice you tend to slice your three-iron from a bad lie.
Augustus Redfield: Why yes, I do!
Chadlington: So aim a bit left, assume that slice, curve around the tree… you’ll land right on the green with a bit of a long birdie putt, but a very makeable one.
Augustus Redfield: Chadlington? Your talents are wasted here on the golf course.
Jimbo: *whispering* Chump-lington isn’t sucking up at all. He’s just talking and the guy’s getting happier and happier.
Kearney: *whispering* That’s because he’s singlehandedly saving that lamewad’s game.
Dolph: *whispering* I’ve seen enough. Let’s go back to the clubhouse.
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Caddying It All Up, part 4:
Augustus Redfield: Amazing, Chadlington. You really seem to know my game. Have you caddied for me before?
Chadlington: No, but I’ve spoken to a number of the other caddies around the clubhouse. I’ve found it helps me get a complete picture of a golfer.
Augustus Redfield: Well done! Now do you need any help finding my ball?
Chadlington: What do you think?
Augustus Redfield: *chuckles* Of course not.
• Make Chadlington Search for Lost Balls – 4 hours
Chadlington: I found your ball, sir. And took the liberty of marking the best drop spot for you within the rules.
Augustus Redfield: You’re the best damn caddy I’ve ever employed. You could be making a great living on the professional tour.
Chadlington: Thank you, but I’m quite happy here. Now, care for your six iron?
Augustus Redfield: I’m sure it’s exactly right.
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Caddying It All Up, part 5:
Augustus Redfield: That’s the best round of my life, all thanks to you. You’ve more than earned this tip, son.
Chadlington: You’re too generous, Mr. Redfield. I hope to caddy for you again soon.
Kearney: That tears it, Chadlington. What’s your gimmick?
Jimbo: Give it to us straight or we’ll bury you in a sand trap.
Chadlington: I’ve just had long days of practice. More practice. Then practice, practice, practice.
Nelson: That sounds hard. Say something easier, or else.
Chadlington: Err…
• Make Chadlington Wait For His Pounding – 4 hours
• Make Bullies Consider Their Options – x 3, 4 hours
Kearney: Practice ain’t worth it and neither is he. Come on, guys.
Chadlington: No bully beating?
Jimbo: We’re kinda disappointed too. Enjoy your spot as top caddy.
Chadlington: Oh. Uh…thank you?
Nelson: Let’s go to the Squidport. I’m sure there’s someone we can push off the pier to make us feel whole again.
Chadlington: Phew. That could have been ugly.
Chadlington: And that’s why I’m the best — good with clubs and distances, but also a brilliant actor.
Chadlington: *winks*
Reward: 200 $$s, 20 XP
Permanent tasks:
• Task: Calculate Handicaps in His Head
• Time: 1 hour
• Earns: 105 $$s, 26 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Caddyshack
• Task: Estimate Distance
• Time: 4 hours
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Caddy a Round of Golf
• Time: 8 hours
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Caddyshack
• Task: Search For Lost Balls
• Time: 12 hours
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Wait For His Next Golfer
• Time: 24 hours
• Earns: 1,000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Caddyshack
There you have it, over to you. Is this a must-buy, a maybe or a hard-pass?
Your opinions might help any Addict who’s not made up their minds yet so please share your thoughts in the comments.
Back tomorrow with a look at the prizes.
