Food Wars: Dimwillie walkthrough

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Right then, you’ve got your Rundown and Turbo Tappin’ up so lets take a look at the premium offering for this act …
Dimwillie + Dimwillies.

As ever this isn’t exactly a Should I Buy, more like it’s a look at what you get if you decide to spend those Donuts so you can make your own minds up.

Here’s what’s in this post:
• Basic info
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks

Lets get started then, shall we . . .

Basic info:
• Cost: 150 Donuts
• Name: Dimwillie
• Type: Character
• Premium: Yes
• Voiced: No
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes – 1 and 24 hour jobs
Earns event currency

Bundled with:
• Name: Dimwillies
• Type: Building
• Built: 6 seconds
• Earns: 135 $$s and 15 XP every 4 hours
• Job(s): Yes – Dimwillie, Bart
Bart has a 4 hour task, Reluctantly Cheat On Krusty Burger


Questline with Dialog:
This starts when you compete the event, or the event ends

Law & Side Orders, part 1:

Wiggum: Hey Dimwillie, looks like you ordered a burger with a side of demise, because you’re under arrest for MURDER, scumbag!
Dimwillie: What?!
Wiggum: Man, that felt good! Sorry, was that too over the top? I don’t really get to accuse people of murder a lot. Tried to throw a little Dennis Franz in there.
Dimwillie: Oh yeah, I did feel a little Sipowicz flavor.
Dimwillie: One problem, though: I haven’t killed anyone!
Wiggum: Oh yeah? Well look at poor, dead Laird Ladd here. Looks like your hamburger army eighty-sixed him!
Wiggum: That’s restaurant slang that means they killed him. Trying to work a little Gordon Ramsay into this arrest too.

• Make Wiggum Accuse Dimwillie of Murder – 4 hours
• Make Dimwillie Protest His Innocence – 4 hours

Laird Ladd: What are you two boobs yelling about?! Can’t an old man nap in peace around here?
Wiggum: Mr. Ladd, you’re alive?! I assumed you were dead because you didn’t answer any of my texts.
Wiggum: Unless you were g-g-g-ghosting me!
Laird Ladd: I gave your text a thumbs up, that counts as texting back! Now which one of you dolts left these giant donut crumbs and jelly filling all over the floor here?
Wiggum: Giant donut crumbs? Jelly filling? Oh my gosh! Someone killed Lard Lad!
Wiggum: Dimwillie, it was you!

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP

Law & Side Orders, part 2:

Wiggum: Hey Dimwillie, looks like you ordered another burger with a side of demise, because you’re—
Dimwillie: This again? I didn’t kill Lard Lad either!
Wiggum: C’mon, give me another shot at this. I’m so close!
Dimwillie: Well, how do we know it wasn’t you?
Wiggum: You think I’d have the willpower to leave those crumbs behind?
Laird Ladd: He’s got you there.

• Make Wiggum Accuse Dimwillie of Murder…Again – 4 hours
• Make Dimwillie Try to Influence the Investigation – 4 hours

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP

Law & Side Orders, part 3:

Dimwillie: I didn’t do it, Chief! Look, I don’t want to tell you how to do your job, but—
Wiggum: Why doesn’t anyone ever want to tell me how to do my job? This is really hard and I could use some guidance!
Dimwillie: Didn’t you have to go through the police academy?
Wiggum: It was mostly watching “21 Jump Street” and going undercover in a local high school. Never got so many wedgies in my life…
Dimwillie: How hard could it be to find out who killed a giant donut spokesman?
Wiggum: You’re right! The first thing I have to do is get down to the basics of police investigation…
Dimwillie: Establish a timeline, motive, and find a murder weapon?
Wiggum: No, I need to go undercover! Now what kind of wig should I go with, ’70s afro or ’80s mullet?
Dimwillie: Ugh, I’ll just do it myself…

• Make Dimwillie Look for Clues – 4 hours

Dimwillie: Nothing! Boy, TV makes everything look easier than it is in real life.
Moe: Tell me about it. I tried smuggling one of them Baby Yodas, and those things bite!
Dimwillie: I’m trying to solve a murder here, not carry around a Muppet.
Moe: Who died?
Dimwillie: Someone killed Lard Lad, and they’re trying to frame me for it.
Moe: Y’know, there are some giant footprints over by the Bowlarama…
Dimwillie: Giant footprints? That can only mean one thing!
Moe: Yeah — the guy that’s trying to frame you has really big feet!
Dimwillie: No, you goon, it means Lard Lad’s still alive!

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP

Law & Side Orders, part 4:

Dimwillie: Lard Lad?! You’re alive!
Dimwillie: And sweeping a bowling alley?
Sentient Lard Lad: I’m not sweeping — it’s curling night at the bowling alley.
Dimwillie: What the heck is curling?
Sentient Lard Lad: It’s the national sport of Canada after ice hockey, lacrosse, Canadian football, and maybe baseball if the Blue Jays are winning. And it’s my real passion!
Dimwillie: So, what, you faked your death?
Sentient Lard Lad: Yeah. I thought Wiggum would think Laird Ladd did it and lock him away, and then I’d be free to pursue my dream.
Dimwillie: Of being a curling star?
Sentient Lard Lad: No, there’s no such thing as a curling star. Even if you win a world championship, you’re still just a person who’s good at an obscure sport no one’s heard of.
Sentient Lard Lad: My actual dream is just not having to promote cheap donuts for that wrinkled old tyrant anymore.
Laird Ladd: I heard that!

• Make Lard Lad Try to Explain Curling – 4 hours
• Make Laird Ladd Tell Lard Lad to Get Back to Work – 4 hours
• Make Dimwillie Try to Understand Curling – 4 hours

Wiggum: Well, I guess I owe you an apology for accusing you of murdering Laird Ladd. And then accusing you of murdering Lard Lad.
Dimwillie: Don’t forget making me spend hours rehearsing with you so you could “get into character” when you went undercover.
Wiggum: Hey, one slip-up and I woulda been toast!
Dimwillie: You were going undercover as a cop from Shelbyville!
Wiggum: Exactly! They wear grey uniforms and we wear blue, and I’m color blind!

Reward: 200 $$s, 20 XP


Permanent tasks:
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• Task: Try To Understand Curling
• Time: 1 hour
• Earns: 105 $$s, 26 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual

• Task: Get His Lettuce Trimmed
• Time: 4 hours
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Hairy Shearers, Turn Your Head And Coif, Beefy Bishops Barbershop, Curl Up And Dye, assorted Homes

• Task: Pretend To Be The Mayor
• Time: 8 hours
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Town Hall, Dimwillies

• Task: Dream Up New Schemes To Win Burger Wars
• Time: 12 hours
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Dimwillies

• Task: Look For Clues
• Time: 24 hours
• Earns: 1,000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual


There you have it, over to you. Is this a must-buy, a maybe or a hard-pass?
Your opinions might help any Addict who’s not made up their minds yet so please share your thoughts in the comments.

Back later with a look at the cash offering.

6 responses to “Food Wars: Dimwillie walkthrough

  1. I bought this character but there were no quest, this also happened to me in the last event. When I buy a premium character there are no quest, I didn’t know he had a dialog until I read this post. Has this happened to anyone?

  2. Had to have it, simply because of the opening line (paraphrasing): “Am I a talking hamburger, or a human inside a hamburger suit? Yes.” Genius.

  3. Mayor McCheese was immersed in political scandal and corruption..

    He was found to be misappropriating tax funds and there was growing resentment against the lab meat kinds and the McBean burgers during his tenure.

    After being thrown out of office amidst violent protests where someone actually tried to eat his face, he was rehabilitated and now makes millions as the spokesperson for the National Heart Association.

    He is also an award winning author for his memoir: “All Cows go to Heaven”

  4. Bought it right away! 😄

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