Food Wars: Hero Kirk Walkthrough

Right then, you’ve got your Rundown and Turbo Tappin’ up so lets take a look at the cash offering for this act …
Hero Kirk

As ever this isn’t exactly a Should I Buy, more like it’s a look at what you get if you decide to spend some real money, so you can make your own minds up.

Here’s what’s in this post:
• Basic info
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks

Lets get started then, shall we . . .

Basic info:

• Cost: In app purchase, 132 Donut bundle
• Name: Hero Kirk
• Type: Skin – outfit for Kirk
• Premium: Yes
• Voiced: Yes
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes – 12 and 24 hour jobs
Earns event currency

Questline with Dialog:

Everybody’s Hero, part 1:

Kirk: Put that microwave dinner back in the freezer, Luann, ’cause I’m taking you out to dinner! A HOT dinner.
Luann: Fine, I’ll get your fake severed thumb so you can plant it in your spaghetti and get us a free meal…
Kirk: No need for the bloody thumb tonight, baby.
Luann: Ah, the “choke-on-a-meatball-and-I-revive-you-in-the-car” trick?
Kirk: Better than that! Guess who’s got three thumbs and has a new job? This guy!
Luann: Washing dishes after we eat the meal doesn’t count as a job, Kirk.
Kirk: Is that what you think of me? That I can’t get a respectable job?!
Luann: The fact that you haven’t told me yet isn’t a good sign.
Kirk: No, it’s definitely not a good sign…

• Make Luann Demand to Know What Kirk Has Been Doing – 4 hours
• Make Hero Kirk Reluctantly Show His Work – 4 hours

Hero Kirk: Okay, fine. This is it.
Luann: You’re one of those idiots that wears a sandwich costume who spins a sign?
Hero Kirk: I don’t JUST spin a sign, I also dance around…a little.
Luann: Ha! You can’t dance.
Hero Kirk: I’ve got moves!
Luann: Are you trying to show them to me now?
Hero Kirk: No! I’m trying to scratch my back through the suit. I think I’m allergic to it.

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP

Everybody’s Hero, part 2:

Hero Kirk: Look, son, there’s a time in every boy’s life when he’s gotta find out his dad’s a loser.
Milhouse: Don’t talk like that, Dad, this is just a stepping stone. Maybe if you do really good, you could be one of those Uncle Sam sign spinners outside the tax place!
Hero Kirk: No, they already turned me down. They said I didn’t have enough gravitas to play Uncle Sam…

• Make Milhouse Encourage His Dad – 4 hours
• Make Hero Kirk Suffer Uncontrollable Itching – 4 hours

Milhouse: But seriously, Dad, stop trying to scratch yourself. It looks weird!
Hero Kirk: I know, but I just…can’t…hold it in…anymore…
Hero Kirk: *scratching himself vigorously* AAAAAAAH!
Opal: What in the world is that sandwich guy doing? I gotta get this on my phone! I’ve never seen moves like that.

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP

Everybody’s Hero, part 3:

Jessica Lovejoy: Milhouse, Opal posted a video of your dad doing his crazy hero sandwich dance, and now he’s the hottest viral sensation!
Milhouse: Really? My dad’s a viral hit! I’m gonna be able to capitalize on this forever!
Marge: Wow, Kirk! You’re really a sensation around town now!
Luann: You know what they say: behind every strong man is a stronger woman!
Hero Kirk: I think the only thing behind me right now is this terrible rash.
Luann: A rash of adoring compliments from your wife!

• Make Hero Kirk Strut His Stuff – 4 hours
• Make Luann Brag About Kirk – 4 hours

Luann: Kirk, honey, come here and lean down.
Hero Kirk: You want a kiss from the biggest celebrity in town?
Luann: What? No. I want to put this Globex hat on you. In your next video, you need to say “Globex: Definitely Not Trying To Take Over the World” while you’re dancing.
Hero Kirk: Anything for you and an integrated corporate sponsor, babe. Now let’s get ready for bed, I’ve had a long day.
Kirk: *takes off hero sandwich costume*
Luann: Oh my God, what happened to your skin?! Put it back on! Put it back on!

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP

Everybody’s Hero, part 4:

Dr Hibbert: Well, well, what brings Springfield’s latest social media sensation to my office?
Hero Kirk: It’s the costume, Dr. Hibbert. It’s giving me a rash and itches like crazy!
Dr Hibbert: I’m sure a simple ointment will clear it right up.
Hero Kirk: Itching the rash is what made me a celebrity. Do you have an ointment that only KINDA clears it up?

• Make Dr. Hibbert Be Fascinated by Mutant Rash – 4 hours
• Make Hero Kirk Endure Embarrassing Examination – 4 hours

Dr Hibbert: I’ve never seen a rash this bad!
Hero Kirk: Uh-oh…
Dr Hibbert: Don’t worry. This is actually pretty good.
Hero Kirk: It is?
Dr Hibbert: Not for you. But this is going to finally get me into the Springfield Journal of Medicine for something other than my golf game.

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP

Everybody’s Hero, part 5:

Luann: Kirk, you haven’t appeared in public in almost two days! At this rate, by tomorrow you’ll be yesterday’s news.
Luann: What’s the problem? You said that lotion Dr. Hibbert gave you works.
Hero Kirk: That is the problem! I don’t itch anymore.
Luann: I knew this was too good to be true.
Hero Kirk: Relax, Luann. I’ll just watch my video and learn the dance. How hard could it be to spontaneously go viral twice?

• Make Hero Kirk Show Off His “Moves” – 4 hours
• Make Luann Be Embarrassed by Kirk Again – 4 hours

Hero Kirk: I’m a failure.
Milhouse: It’s okay, Dad. Maybe I’ll inherit your terrible skin allergies and someday I’ll be a viral sensation.
Hero Kirk: We can only hope, son.

Reward: 200 $$s, 20 XP

Permanent tasks:
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• Task: Try To Get Zipper Unstuck
• Time: 1 hour
• Earns: 105 $$s, 26 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Van Houten Home, assorted Homes

• Task: Get Costume Rash Examined
• Time: 4 hours
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Hibbert Family Practice, Springfield General Hospital, Brown Houses

• Task: Swipe Free Sandwich Coupons From Work
• Time: 8 hours
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Sconewall Bakery, Skips Diner, TGI McScratchys, assorted Eateries

• Task: Show Off His Moves
• Time: 12 hours
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: yes
• Location: Outside – visual

• Task: Strut His Stuff
• Time: 24 hours
• Earns: 1,000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: yes
• Location: Outside – visual

There you have it, over to you. Is this a must-buy, a maybe or a hard-pass?
Your opinions might help any Addict who’s not made up their minds yet so please share your thoughts in the comments.

Back tomorrow with a look at what’s back in the Store.