If you’ve been zapping through your tapping and it’s all been a bit of a blur or if you just fancied a reminder of what the writers got up to this time you’re in luck.
Here’s all the dialog and tasks for this act …
In this post it’s just the Act 2 Prize Track –
• Friends of a Seller parts 1 to 5
Friends of a Seller part 1:
Homer: That’ll be twenty dollars, sir. And Homer Inc. thanks you for your business.
Disco Stu: Disco Stu is finally going to have a friend who enjoys vinyl as much as him!
Homer: Now, when you say “him” do you mean your mirror self or you?
Disco Stu: Disco Stu realizes that talking in the third person is extremely confusing in this particular case.
Marge: Homer, are you sure it’s safe to bring all these mirror people into our world?
Homer: It’s perfectly fine. Just ask my latest customer.
Mirror Disco Stu: Mirror Disco Stu…thinks that you…are quite a view. *finger guns*
Marge: *chuckles* Oh my. I guess it is perfectly fine.
• Collect Friendship Bracelets – x 115
• Make Homer Continue Making Mirror People – 4 hours
• Make Disco Stu Dig It – 4 hours
• Make Mirror Disco Stu Throw More Finger Guns – 4 hours
Ned: But this isn’t God’s plan, Homer. What you’re doing is sacrilegious.
Homer: Don’t you mean “sacri-diddly-egious?”
Ned: Stop it, Homer, this is serious-a-rino.
Homer: *sigh* Doesn’t the Bible say that God made man in his image?
Ned: Well, yes.
Homer: So, I’m just doing his work for him. If anything, he should be thanking me.
God: Don’t get me involved in this.
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP and Mirrored Streetlight (Decoration)
Friends of a Seller part 2:
Ned: Homer, I can’t find anywhere in the Bible where it says it’s okay for man to duplicate himself.
Homer: They’re not duplicates. They’re alternate universe versions. The Bible must be okay with that.
Ned: Well…it might be covered in one of those modern paperback editions.
Homer: Look, I’ve gotta go do…anything else. Talk to Mirror Homer.
Mirror Homer: You realize that I hate Ned just as much as you, right?
• Collect Friendship Bracelets – x 155
• Make Homer Do Anything Else – 4 hours
• Make Ned Lecture Mirror Homer – 4 hours
• Make Mirror Homer Be Bored to Death – 4 hours
Mirror Homer: How much more do you have to say?
Ned: I can boil it down to just a few more hours of prayer and self-reflection.
Mirror Homer: Oh Lord.
Ned: That’s the spirit!
Mirror Homer: Look, Ned, I’m not sure about the praying, but I think I might know someone interested in your self-reflection…
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP and Mirrored House (Building)
Friends of a Seller part 3:
Mirror Ned: Howdy doody, Nedarooni. I hear you’re spreading the good word.
Ned: You made a mirror version of me?
Mirror Homer: Why not? Mirror Ned is the only man boring enough to be interested in a man as boring as you.
Mirror Ned: No time to get bored with the Lord. I have to make dinner for Rod and Todd. It’s Fried Fish Friday.
Ned: So it is. I’ve been dying to try a new recipe for butter battered angelfish.
Mirror Ned: Let’s get cooking!
• Collect Friendship Bracelets – x 155
• Make Ned Prepare Dinner – 4 hours
• Make Mirror Ned Assist With Dinner – 4 hours
Todd: Dad, this dinner is delicious.
Rod: Yeah, you can really taste the reduced sodium canola oil.
Ned: Well, to tell you the truth, it was Mirror Ned here who did most of the cooking.
Todd: We’re used to new mommies, but does this mean we have two Daddies now?
Ned: Heaven forbid! Despite the Supreme Court’s permissive shenanigans, he’s not your Dad.
Mirror Ned: I’ve got my own Mirror Rod and Mirror Todd.
Mirror Ned: Speaking of which, I need to tuck them into bed, it’s almost six p.m.!
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP and Mystery Box Token (Currency)
Friends of a Seller part 4:
Marge: Homer, shouldn’t you be at work?
Homer: I sent Mirror Homer in my place.
Marge: Why was he so willing to go?
Homer: Took me by surprise, too.
Marge: Do you think all the mirror alternates are willing to do our work?
Homer: I know what you’re thinking, Marge.
Homer: Unless you’re thinking of stopping me from making a Mirror Marge…
Homer: …then I don’t know what you’re thinking.
• Collect Friendship Bracelets – x 155
• Make Homer Make Mirror Marge – 4 hours
• Make Marge Be Nervous – 4 hours
Mirror Marge: I love what you’ve done with the place.
Marge: Thanks. I just wish the house wasn’t so messy.
Mirror Marge: I’ll help you clean up. You know what they say, “happy wife, happy life”. *chuckles*
Marge: You mean cleaning makes you happy too?
Mirror Marge: Of course! I’ll start by straightening the sailboat painting over the couch.
Marge: I do that every week but Homer just knocks it over again when he runs in from the garage to watch TV.
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP and Mirrored Blocko Store (Building
Friends of a Seller part 5:
Homer: Marge, I’m hungry. When’s dinner?
Marge: Sorry, Homer. Mirror Marge and I are getting our nails done. You’ll have to find something in the fridge.
Homer: All I found is vanilla ice cream and Duff!
Marge: Improvise!
Homer: Duff-beer floats it is!
• Collect Friendship Bracelets – x 195
• Make Homer Regret Making Duff-beer Floats – 4 hours
• Make Marge Get Her Nails Done – 4 hours
• Make Mirror Marge Get Her Nails Done – 4 hours
Mirror Homer: You wanted to see me, Mr. Burns?
Burns: Smithers, who is this man?
Smithers: It appears to be an alternate version of Homer Simpson, sir. And not just regular Homer in a costume.
Mirror Homer: I’m the version of Homer that came through his magic mirror.
Burns: So, you have a magic mirror that duplicates people, eh? Bring it to me at once!
Mirror Homer: I dunno… The Mr. Burns in my universe is pretty evil. How do I know I can trust you?
Burns: Does your Mr. Burns tap his fingers and say “Excellent”?
Mirror Homer: Yes.
Burns: Then he shouldn’t be trusted. And since I revealed that to you, you can trust me.
Mirror Homer: Oh…okay.
Burns: *taps fingers* Excellent.
Reward: 200 $$s, 20 XP and Mirrored Bookaccino’s (Building)
That wraps up Act 2, early for once !!
Back when it’s time for Act 3.
Okay, so, I’m going to put this out there, and it may get me shunned, or banned, but…Mirror Marge is cuter than Original Marge.
I said it, I stand by it. It’s not my fault, I didn’t create Mirror Marge or any of the other Mirror characters. But what’s done is done.