Snow Place Like the Woods: Gil Deal, Off-the-Grid Flanders Walkthrough

 
Well ol’ Gil is back to tempt us again, here’s what he’s offering up this time … Off-the-Grid Flanders and Flanders’ Cabin.

As ever this isn’t exactly a Should I Buy, more like it’s a look at what you get if you decide to spend those Donuts so you can make your own minds up.

Here’s what’s in this post:
• The Dialog
• Basic info
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks

Lets get started then, shall we . . .

The Dialog:

The Deal:

Gil: Boy, have I got a deal for you today! Feast your eyes on this lovely log cabin!
Gil: It’s nice and secluded, so your creditors can’t find you, and it’s hardly ever inhabited.
Off-the-Grid Flanders: Oh, hello Gil!
Gil: Ned Flanders? What’re you doing here?
Off-the-Grid Flanders: Getting back to nature at my family’s old logpile. I love feeling the grass under my bare feet and communing with nature.
Gil: Hear that, folks? This is a little slice of heaven and I’m offering it to you for a steal. How ’bout it, Ned? You wouldn’t mind some company?
Off-the-Grid Flanders: Not if they don’t mind me walkin’ around au naturel. I love feelin’ the grass other places too!
Gil: Yeah, that’s maybe a little too much communing.

Say No:

Gil: Oh, come on, now. Just reconsider. Why, a place like this will only go up in value. Think of the return!
Off-the-Grid Flanders: The return is what they are think’n! Now it’s just me and you.
Gil: Say pal, can ya give old Gil a ride back to the flophouse?

Say Yes:

Gil: Boy, you won’t regret this purchase! No siree.
Gil: Though now I’m going to have to find somewhere else to sleep…

Basic info:
Cost: 200 Donuts
● Off-the-Grid Flanders (Outfit for Ned)

• Skin: Outfit for Ned
• Premium: Yes
• Voiced: Yes
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes, 12 and 24 hour jobs
Note: Earns event currency for Acts 3 and 4

Bundled with:
● Flanders’ Cabin (Building)

• Built: 6 seconds
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 200 $$s and 22 XP every 8 hours
• Job(s): Yes, Off-the-Grid Flanders, Rod, Todd and Ned
Rod and Todd have 12 hour jobs, Visit Daddys Cabin
Ned has a 12 hour job, Visit His Cabin

Questline with Dialog:

Peace, Love, and Quiet, part 1:

Ned: Are you sure about this? I mean watching Rod and Todd for a week. They can be quite a handful.
Capri Flanders: Nedward Flanders Jr., we are more than capable. You go unwind.
Nedward Flanders Sr: And with how wound up you’ve been for the last thirty or forty years, you deserve this.
Ned: I like how you spun the word “wind”. Now just so you know, Rod wants his carrots cooked and Todd is quite happy with them raw. See it’s the crunch he likes and…
Capri Flanders: We can handle it! Go and enjoy the cabin. We left it stocked up for more than a week’s trip.
Ned: Okay, but I’ll call in to check every hour on the hour.
Nedward Flanders Sr: Well, we won’t answer every hour…
Capri Flanders: …on the hour.
Rod: Go on, Daddy! We get to teach Grandma and Grampa our favorite parables! It’ll be fun!
Todd: And our daily baptism baths!
Ned: I don’t know… It feels so decadent.
Nedward Flanders Sr: Ned, if you won’t do it for yourself, then do it for your neighbors. You know they like it when you go away.
Ned: That’s it! I’ll think of it as a sacrifice for others!
Ned: All right, better gather my necessities.
Capri Flanders: Ned, leave the hair shirt.

• Make Ned Gather Luggage to Go Off the Grid – 4 hours

Off-the-Grid Flanders: Well, I hate to agree with my parents, but this is an absolutely de-diddily-lightful forest.
Off-the-Grid Flanders: And they weren’t kidding about the cabin being well-stocked. They even left me this box of neat little paper kindling sticks to help start fires!
Off-the-Grid Flanders: Ahh, I’m feeling so fine I don’t need to rhyme! I mean…losing the rhyme may take some time.
Off-the-Grid Flanders: Darn!

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP

Peace, Love, and Quiet, part 2:

Off-the-Grid Flanders: Thank you, Lord, for all of your gifts, and especially that heavenly sunrise this morning. You outdid yourself. Good going!
Off-the-Grid Flanders: That sunrise was a real stunner but I think someone was being a bit of a showoff.
Off-the-Grid Flanders: Oh, He heard that! I forgot to hang up!
Off-the-Grid Flanders: Amen! Amen! Amen!
Off-the-Grid Flanders: That was a close call. What I need now is a brisk walk to commune with nature.

• Make Off-the-Grid Flanders Go for a Hike – 4 hours

Off-the-Grid Flanders: Why, hi-diddily-ho, fellow forest friend!
Tourist Male: Hey! Nice to see a friendly face out here.
Off-the-Grid Flanders: Just out for a morning stroll in God’s most natural creation, nature!
Tourist Male: …uh-huh.
Off-the-Grid Flanders: Say, wanna join me for lunch? I made a few extra sandwiches.
Tourist Male: If it’s not a bother.
Off-the-Grid Flanders: Not at all! I always carry extra grub. Never know who you’re gonna meet and what they like to eat.
Off-the-Grid Flanders: Let’s see… I got tuna, ham, salami, egg salad, chicken salad, tuna salad, turkey, baloney, beef, corned beef, sliced brisket and “PB and J”.
Tourist Male: Sounds like you were ready to meet a small town.
Off-the-Grid Flanders: Ha! Zinger! I like you already, pal! How about it? Don’t make me eat my provolone all alone.
Tourist Male: Sure. But could you please stop rhyming?
Off-the-Grid Flanders: Sorry. Yeah, it’s even starting to annoy the birds.

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP

Peace, Love, and Quiet, part 3:

Off-the-Grid Flanders: A tent and a campfire? This is quite a campsite ya got here!
Tourist Male: You’re easily impressed. It’s just a rented tent and I made the fire myself.
Off-the-Grid Flanders: Ha! Good one.
Tourist Male: You’re an easy laugh, too.
Off-the-Grid Flanders: There’s just something about this place makes me feel like relaxin’ and laughin’.
Tourist Male: Nature can have that effect on people.
Off-the-Grid Flanders: Ha! Cut it out, Mr. Funnybones.
Tourist Male: That…wasn’t funny.
Off-the-Grid Flanders: Aw, I’m just all giggly. Especially back at the cabin. Oh, I get fire going in there and I just feel like a rag doll.
Off-the-Grid Flanders: Come to think of it, my fire smells nothing like yours.
Tourist Male: Maybe a different wood.
Off-the-Grid Flanders: Ha! I love how you said “different wood”.
Tourist Male: Look, thanks for the sandwich and all but I just remembered I…scheduled something.
Off-the-Grid Flanders: Scheduled? Here in the woods?
Tourist Male: Yeah, I’m…climbing a tree.
Off-the-Grid Flanders: Guess I’ll be on my way then. Have a happy ascent and decent descent!

• Make Off-the-Grid Flanders Hike Back Home – 4 hours

Off-the-Grid Flanders: The sun’s setting. I better hurry back to the cabin. It’s so easy to lose track of time up here…or maybe time loses track of you.
Off-the-Grid Flanders: Whoa. All this nature is messing with your head Ned…
Off-the-Grid Flanders: …head Ned. Ned head. Headly Nedly. Nedwin head wind…

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP

Peace, Love, and Quiet, part 4:

Off-the-Grid Flanders: How is everything going with the boys?
Capri Flanders: Oh, great! The boys have been competing to see which one can finish their prayers first. Tod broke the ten second barrier last night!
Capri Flanders: Oh, and your father has been teaching them how to grow, you know…stuff.
Off-the-Grid Flanders: It’s fun to grow stuff! Swell. Oh, before I forget! Thank you for everything you left here. That box of kindling has been coming in handy dandy!
Capri Flanders: Kindling?
Off-the-Grid Flanders: Yeah, the little box on the mantlepiece with them short paper kindling sticks.
Capri Flanders: They smell like a college dorm?
Off-the-Grid Flanders: Sure do!
Off-the-Grid Flanders: Those little fellas have been super helpful for starting fires. But I’ve got to go. Sky’s changing colors! Bye!
Capri Flanders: Nedward? I think Ned is tripping.
Nedward Flanders Sr: *wipes away a tear* I always knew this day would come. I’m so proud.

• Make Off-the-Grid Flanders Relax in Front of the Fire – 4 hours

Off-the-Grid Flanders: Thank you for all your beauty, God. It’s truly a…big thing…to experience…
Off-the-Grid Flanders: Huh. That’s strange. I forgot what I was doing.
Off-the-Grid Flanders: Hey, my hands… I never noticed them before. I mean, look at these wavy flappers. Wonderful! They make me feel so…so one with the universe.
Off-the-Grid Flanders: Hold on here. What the hip-dippy’s happening to me?
Off-the-Grid Flanders: Oh man, I don’t even care. This bag of corn chips is all I care about in this world. Good thing my parents left a whole closet full of them.

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP

Peace, Love, and Quiet, part 5:

Off-the-Grid Flanders: All right, my last day here. Might as well get another fire going so I can have a nice warm place to read.
Off-the-Grid Flanders: Or maybe I’ll watch one of these old DVDs they left. “Cheech and Chong”? If it’s good enough for Mom and Dad, maybe I should give it the old look-a-roo!
Off-the-Grid Flanders: Hm. They seem to be a pair of amiable Spanish fellows. This should be nice…

• Make Off-the-Grid Flanders Realize What He Has Been On – 4 hours

Off-the-Grid Flanders: Ha! Oh, these fellows are like two-thirds of the Three Stooges but without the slapping! Cheech and Chong, where have you been all my life?
Off-the-Grid Flanders: Wait a minute! They’re smoking the kindling I’ve been using!
Off-the-Grid Flanders: Why, that wasn’t kindling at all! I ought to drive home and give my parents a piece of my mind! I’ve been poisoned in the noggin and doodled in the noodle!
Off-the-Grid Flanders: *laughs* Those are funny words. That reminds me. I love clowns and their antics.
Off-the-Grid Flanders: No, I don’t! Now come on, Ned, pull yourself together and go home right now!
Off-the-Grid Flanders: …right after I finish this movie. I assume Mr. Cheech and Chong reform their ways and find God.
Off-the-Grid Flanders: And with all these open bags of corn chips…sure would be ashamed to see them go stale. *munching*

Reward: 200 $$s, 20 XP

Permanent tasks:

• Task: Chase Raccoons Out Of The Pantry
• Time: 1 Hour
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 105 $$s, 23 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Flanders Cabin

• Task: Have a Relaxing Meal
• Time: 4 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Flanders Cabin

• Task: Enjoy Gods Blessings
• Time: 8 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Parks, Brown House

• Task: Relax In Front Of The Fire
• Time: 12 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual

• Task: Go For a Hike
• Time: 24 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 1000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual

There you have it, over to you. Is this a must-buy, a maybe or a hard-pass?
Your opinions might help any Addict who’s not made up their minds yet so please share your thoughts in the comments.

Back tomorrow with a look at the prizes.