
Right then, you’ve got your Rundown and Turbo Tappin’ up so lets take a look at the cash offering for this event …
The Flying Giuseppe (Character)
As ever this isn’t exactly a Should I Buy, more like it’s a look at what you get if you decide to spend some real money so you can make your own minds up.
Here’s what’s in this post:
• Basic info
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks
Lets get started then, shall we . . .
Basic info:
Cost: In app purchase, 132 Donut bundle
● The Flying Giuseppe(Character)

• Premium: Yes
• Voiced: Yes
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes, 4 and 8 hour jobs
Note: Earns event currency for Acts 1 to 4
Questline with Dialog:
Aiming Pie part 1:
Homer: Oh my God, are you The Flying Giuseppe?
The Flying Giuseppe: That’s me. Have gunpowder, will travel.
Homer: You know, I’ve been shot out of a cannon a few times myself. Or was it shot BY a cannon?
The Flying Giuseppe: While you figure that out, I have to get across town.
Homer: Do you need a ride?
The Flying Giuseppe: Why ride when you can fly?
• Make The Flying Giuseppe Start His Commute – 4 hours
• Make Homer Think About Buying a Cannon – 4 hours
The Flying Giuseppe: Well, that could have gone better. Perhaps it’s time The Flying Giuseppe invested in an automobile.
Homer: What if you got one with a cannon on it? Like from that movie. About the car with the cannon on it.
The Flying Giuseppe: Hey, that’s not a bad idea.
Homer: It wasn’t supposed to be a bad idea.
The Flying Giuseppe: And with a cannon built in, I could write it off as a work expense!
Aiming Pie part 2:
The Flying Giuseppe: Would it be too much trouble to ask you to give me a ride to my next gig?
Homer: I thought you didn’t need to ride.
The Flying Giuseppe: It’s not for me, it’s for my cannon.
Homer: I’m not sure my suspension can hold that much weight.
The Flying Giuseppe: Judging by the look of you, fella, I think your car is used to oversized loads.
• Make The Flying Giuseppe Move the Cannon – 4 hours
• Make Homer Drive The Flying Giuseppe to Work – 4 hours
Aiming Pie part 3:
The Flying Giuseppe: Greetings, kids. Who wants to see The Flying Giuseppe do some juggling?
Nelson: If we wanted to see that, we would have hired the Juggling Giuseppe.
Milhouse: I want to see juggling.
Nelson: Then watch me juggle my fist into your stomach. *punches Milhouse*
Milhouse: That’s not the kind of juggling I wanted to see.
The Flying Giuseppe: Look, kid, the cannon is supposed to be my big finale.
Nelson: You’re supposed to be some great cannon baller. Either make with the cannon now, or you’ll force me to “haw haw”.
The Flying Giuseppe: What’s “haw haw”?
Nelson: This. *punches Milhouse again* Haw haw.
The Flying Giuseppe: Fine. The Flying Giuseppe got paid up front.
• Make Nelson Threaten The Flying Giuseppe – 4 hours
• Make Milhouse Clutch His Stomach – 4 hours
• Make The Flying Giuseppe Make it Rain – 4 hours
Homer: It’s raining pies! What a terrific stunt!
The Flying Giuseppe: You know that the pie is for the kids, right?
Homer: Consider this payment for giving you a ride.
Mrs Muntz: Hey, who’s gonna clean up all this pie in my backyard?
The Flying Giuseppe: That would be my assistant here.
Homer: I never signed up for cleanup duty.
The Flying Giuseppe: Too bad. It’s time The Flying Giuseppe hit the road. So long! *fires himself out of his cannon and into the horizon*
Mrs Muntz: Looks like you’re the cleanup crew, Homer.
Nelson: Haw haw!
Homer: I’m keeping the cannon.
The Flying Giuseppe permanent jobs:
• Task: Check In His Cannon
• Time: 1 Hour
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 105 $$s, 23 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Springfield Airport, Solvang Air, Crazy Plane, Black Leather Plane, EPA Hoverjet, Life Sized Spruce Moose, Plane, assorted Homes
• Task: Start His Commute
• Time: 4 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Make It Rain
• Time: 8 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Pay For Cannon Maintenance
• Time: 12 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Hermans Military Antiques, assorted Homes
• Task: Settle a Lawsuit
• Time: 24 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 1000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Springfield County Court House, International Court Of Justice, Town Hall, assorted Homes
There you have it, over to you. Is this a must-buy, a maybe or a hard-pass?
Your opinions might help any Addict who’s not made up their minds yet so please share your thoughts in the comments.
Back tomorrow with a look at the prizes.










Can anyone tell me what the actual animations are for “start his commute” and ‘make it rain”?
🙃 It means there’s a series of images shown one after the other to depict movement … 🤔
Sorry, don’t currently have even an example, never mind a sequence, for a better answer.
( I should add that I’m just back from the pub, in case the first line hits a nerve. It was written to bring a smile. )
Not worth the money.