Fears of a Clown: Act 1 Premium, Clown Principal Krusty Walkthrough

 
Right then, you’ve got your Rundown and Turbo Tappin’ up so lets take a look at the premium offering for this act …
Clown Principal Krusty and School for the Clowning Arts (Krusty Outfit and Building)

As ever this isn’t exactly a Should I Buy, more like it’s a look at what you get if you decide to spend those Donuts so you can make your own minds up.

Here’s what’s in this post:
• Basic info
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks

Lets get started then, shall we . . .

Basic info:
Cost: 150 Donuts
● Clown Principal Krusty (Krusty Outfit)

• Skin: Outfit for Krusty
• Premium: Yes
• Voiced: Yes
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes, 4 and 8 hour jobs
Note: Earns event currency for Acts 1 to 4

Bundled with:
● School for the Clowning Arts (Building)

• Built: 6 seconds
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 135 $$s and 15 XP every 4 hours
• Job(s): Yes, Clown Principal Krusty

Questline with Dialog:

Tricks of the Dismayed part 1:

Clown Principal Krusty: Miss Hoover, thank you for allowing me to recruit— I mean, visit your classroom today. My school’s attendance is down, and papa needs a new pair of clown shoes!
Miss Hoover: Whatever. You can visit anytime if it gives me a break from these little monsters. *takes a sip from a flask*
Clown Principal Krusty: Hey hey kids, have you all heard of my School for the Clowning Arts?
Lisa: *raises hand* Krusty?
Clown Principal Krusty: Yes, dear. Do you want a bawoon animal?
Lisa: No. I don’t want a baLLoon animal. I want to know if you believe that clowns have a moral obligation to raise awareness of the climate crisis and other problems that await the children for whom they perform.
Clown Principal Krusty: Uhh, I think that’s a personal matter between a child and their clown. So, who wants to see me do cartwheels?
Lisa: That answer sounds like an evasion that you—
Ralph: Ooh! Cartwheels!

• Make Clown Principal Krusty Teach Cartwheels – 4 hours
• Make Lisa Not Get an Answer – 4 hours
• Make Ralph Clap His Hands – 4 hours

Tricks of the Dismayed part 2:

Clown Principal Krusty: That’s enough of that. Who wants to see me do something that requires much less exertion?
Ralph: I do! I do!
Clown Principal Krusty: Kid, do you know what “exertion” even means?
Ralph: …I do! I do!
Clown Principal Krusty: Okay, here’s the lowest energy bit I know.

• Make Clown Principal Krusty Mime – 4 hours
• Make Ralph Be Blown Away – 4 hours

Ralph: Krusty gets trapped inside invisible boxes, just like me.
Clown Principal Krusty: You know kid, I could use a shrewd judge of clowncraft like yourself at my school.
Ralph: Will there be invisible boxes?
Clown Principal Krusty: Uh…I haven’t seen any.

Tricks of the Dismayed part 3:

Clown Principal Krusty: Who else wants to join my School for the Clowning Arts?
Lisa: I might be interested, but only if you can demonstrate how clowning benefits mankind.
Clown Principal Krusty: What’s that? You want to see my performing tiger?! *laughs*
Lisa: I said nothing of the sort. It’s cruel to keep animals caged for our amusement.
Clown Principal Krusty: Well then let’s let him out, shall we? *opens tiger cage*
Miss Hoover: Is part of his performance to jump out the open window where the fourth graders are having recess?
Clown Principal Krusty: Maybe I should have thought that stunt out better.
Miss Hoover: Ah well. We’ll have a new class of fourth graders next year. *takes another sip from her flask*

• Make Clown Principal Krusty Panic – 4 hours
• Make Chief Wiggum Call for Backup – 4 hours

Wiggum: I repeat, we’ve got a code 10-91L!
Lou: Chief, code 10-91L is a leash law violation.
Wiggum: I don’t see that tiger wearing a leash, Lou. Do you?
Lisa: Is releasing the tiger some kind of metaphor for breaking the shackles of society?
Clown Principal Krusty: No, it’s a metaphor for me getting screwed. Do you know how much that tiger cost?
Wiggum: Not nearly as much as the animal rescue team is gonna run you.
Clown Principal Krusty: I did get one kid to sign up, so today wasn’t a total bust.
Ralph: This tiger’s breath smells like tiger food.
Clown Principal Krusty: I stand corrected.

Clown Principal Krusty permanent jobs:

• Task: Grade Tests
• Time: 1 Hour
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 105 $$s, 23 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: School For The Clowning Arts

• Task: Teach Cartwheels
• Time: 4 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual

• Task: Mime
• Time: 8 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual

• Task: Count His Profits
• Time: 12 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: School For The Clowning Arts

• Task: Pay The Lease
• Time: 24 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 1000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: School For The Clowning Arts

There you have it, over to you. Is this a must-buy, a maybe or a hard-pass?
Your opinions might help any Addict who’s not made up their minds yet so please share your thoughts in the comments.

Back later with a look at the cash offering.