Valentines Promo 2024

 
Late again but as you’ve no doubt seen EA have included a Valentines Promo. with this latest event.
It only lasts for a week from Monday to Monday, Dates will be included in this post for you so you don’t miss out.

I’ll start with those dates, the Promo dialog and a quick look at what’s included then get on with info on the new items including a Walkthrough for Cupid Bart.

Also, I was sure I’d done posts on the Premiums for this event ready for Monday but somehow I was mistaken. Sorry ’bout that.
I’ll get those done in a little while and up for you today too.

What’s in this post:

Quick look at:
• Valentines Promo Dates
• Valentines Promo Dialog
• Valentines Promo New Items
• Valentines Promo Returning Content

New Stuff:
• Heart Cloud info
• Cupid Bart Walkthrough
– Basic info inc. the Cupid HQ
– Cupid Bart quest with dialog
– Cupid Bart permanent jobs

Valentines Promo Dates:
This only lasts for a week, don’t miss out !!
Starts: Monday Feb 12th, 15:01 UTC
Ends: Monday Feb 19th, 15:01 UTC
15:00 UTC is UK 3 pm GMT or US 10 am ET

 
Valentines Promo Dialog: Love is Resigned

Homer: Guess what, Marge? I didn’t forget Valentine’s Day this year!
Marge: Looks like someone’s angling for some snuggling. *winks at Homer*
Lisa: Mom, everyone knows what you’re referring to. So please stop.
Homer: And here’s your present!
Marge: That’s lovely. Ish. What is it?
Homer: I call it a Heart Cloud. I, uh, hired one of those pilot guys to make it.
Lisa: But there are no pilots in Springfield. It’s a no-fly zone on account of the frequent near-meltdowns at the nuclear plant.
Homer: Fine, I didn’t make it. It’s just some smoke fumes I found in the backyard.
Marge: Why is it pink?
Bart: Probably on account of the frequent near-meltdowns at the bubble gum plant.
Homer: Look, let’s all stop asking questions I can’t answer, so your mother can enjoy Valentine’s Day.
Marge: I’m especially impressed that you all worked together on something.
Lisa: How does this count as us working together on something?
Marge: Lisa, you heard your father. No more questions. Just enjoy the mysterious pink cloud.

 
Valentines Promo New Items:

• Heart Cloud (Decoration)
Cost: 500 $$s
you’ll get one free after the dialog

• Cupid Bart and Cupid Headquarters (Character and Building)
Cost: 150 Donuts

 
Valentines Promo Returning Content:

• Motherloving Sugar Co and Dia-Betty
Cost: 175 Donuts
• Der Krazy Kraut and Becky
Cost: 150 Donuts
• Madame Chao’s and Mindy
Cost: 125 Donuts
• Coconut Babaloo Bundle
Cost: 125 Donuts
• Brandine
Cost: 100 Donuts
• Shauna
Cost: 90 Donuts
• Mona
Cost: 75 Donuts
• Up Up And Buffet
Cost: 60 Donuts
• Snuggler’s Cove
Cost: 65 Donuts
• She She Lounge
Cost: 60 Donuts
• Valentine’s Cooling Towers
Cost: 25 Donuts
• Bundle of Love
Cost: 50 Donuts
• I Choo Choo Choose You Train
Cost: 50 Donuts
• Cozy Hammock
Cost: 40 Donuts
• Valentine’s Pond
Cost: 30 Donuts
• Sir Love a Lot
Cost: 20 Donuts
• Cherub Bath
Cost: 10 Donuts
• Fountain of Love
Cost: 10 Donuts
• Lovely Gazebo
Cost: 10 Donuts
• Lovely Flower Cart
Cost: 10 Donuts
• Love Bench
Cost: 5 Donuts
• Valentine’s Balloons
Cost: 5 Donuts
• Lovely Fence
Cost: 2 Donuts
• Lovely Lamppost
Cost: 2 Donuts
• Cherub Topiary
Cost: 3500 $$s
• Rose Arch
Cost: 1500 $$s
• Love Planter
Cost: 1000 $$s
• Valentine’s Tree
Cost: 500 $$s

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Heart Cloud info:
● Heart Cloud (Decoration)

• Built: Instant
• Premium: No
• Bonus: None
• Earns: Nothing
• Animated: Always
• Job(s): No
Buy more: Cost 500 $$s each
You get one free at the end of the Promo Dialog

 
Cupid Bart Walkthrough:

Basic info:
Cost: 150 Donuts
● Cupid Bart (Character)

• Premium: Yes
• Voiced: No
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes, 4 and 8 hour jobs
Note: Doesn’t earn event currency

Bundled with:
● Cupid Headquarters (Building)

• Built: 6 seconds
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 135 $$s and 15 XP every 4 hours
• Job(s): Cupid Bart

 
Questline with Dialog:

Love at First Smite part 1:

Milhouse: I like your new wings, Bart. They really bring out the color of your eyes.
Cupid Bart: Can you let me enjoy my newfound powers without creeping up the place?
Milhouse: But it’s true! And I should know, my Mom says that to me every time she dresses me.
Cupid Bart: I’m going to ignore that you just topped yourself and decide what I should do first. I mean, I can make anyone fall in love with the power of this bow, so surely, I can have some fun with that.
Milhouse: Could you make my parents fall in love again?
Cupid Bart: You mention your parents one more time and you’re getting an arrow right between the eyes.
Milhouse: That’s exactly what my Dad says when—nevermind.

• Make Cupid Bart Think of Pranks – 4 hours
• Make Milhouse Wish He Had a Cupid Bow – 4 hours

 
Love at First Smite part 2:

Milhouse: I know what to do! Let’s see if we can make improbable couples fall in love with each other.
Cupid Bart: Interesting… You mean like Bumblebee Man and the Crazy Cat Lady? Or Superintendent Chalmers and Principal Skinner?
Milhouse: Or Lisa and me?
Cupid Bart: Let’s not be ridiculous.

• Make Cupid Bart Abuse His Power – 4 hours
• Make Milhouse Crack Up – 4 hours

Milhouse: Hey Bart, how come your arrows smell like a barber shop?
Cupid Bart: I dipped the arrowheads in Homer’s aftershave.
Milhouse: Won’t that make them sting?
Cupid Bart: They’re arrows, dum dum. You get pierced by one of these babies, you won’t care about a little sting.

 
Love at First Smite part 3:

Cupid Bart: I wonder what I could do with a bigger bow?
Milhouse: Do you really need one?
Cupid Bart: I may have wings, but I’m no angel, so I think you already know the answer to that question.
Milhouse: Will you at least promise not to test it out on me?
Cupid Bart: And risk that you’ll fall in love with me? You’re safe.

• Make Cupid Bart Upgrade His Bow – 4 hours
• Make Milhouse Wait With Anticipation – 4 hours

Milhouse: I’m sorry your new bow broke. I know what it’s like to lose something precious.
Cupid Bart: Like when your parents divorced?
Milhouse: More like when I lost my Puppy Goo-Goo.
Cupid Bart: Are you comparing my divine Cupid crossbow to a saggy, stuffed toy?
Milhouse: *gasp* And you call yourself the Greek God of Love?!
Cupid Bart: That’s Eros. I’m Roman. But don’t ask me how I know that.

 
Permanent tasks:

• Task: Attend a Cupid Safety Class
• Time: 1 Hour
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 105 $$s, 23 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Cupid HQ

• Task: Abuse His Power
• Time: 4 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual

• Task: Upgrade His Bow
• Time: 8 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual

• Task: Test Out Poison Arrows
• Time: 12 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Cupid HQ

• Task: Build a Jetpack
• Time: 24 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 1000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Cupid HQ

Back in a bit with a look at those Premiums.