A Bart Future: Gil Deal, Future Sideshow Bob Walkthrough

 
Well ol’ Gil is back to tempt us again.
Here’s what he’s offering up this time …
Springfield Maximum Security Prison and Future Sideshow Bob (Building and Character)

As ever this isn’t exactly a Should I Buy, more like it’s a look at what you get if you decide to spend those Donuts so you can make your own minds up.

Here’s what’s in this post:
• The Dialog
• Basic info
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks

Lets get started then, shall we . . .

The Dialog:

The Deal:

Gil: Hey there, friend. Have I got a nifty offer for you!
Future Sideshow Bob: Would you crawl back into your bunk and put a pillow over your sales pitch?!
Gil: But if I make this sale, I can post my bond and go on to have a future on the outside.
Future Sideshow Bob: News flash: Gil Gunderson has no future — inside or out.
Gil: What happened?
Future Sideshow Bob: He was smothered by his cellmate in his sleep.
Gil: Hurry folks. That’s one more reason to take me up on this nifty offer!

Say No:

Gil: Aw, shucks. Well, at least I’ve got three squares and a roof over my head.
Future Sideshow Bob: Actually, you’re going to get a roof ON your head!
Gil: Why are you prying the concrete off the ceiling, Bob? Bob?! *screams*

Say Yes:

Gil: Hot diggity! That’s just swell, fella!
Gil: Now what are the chances I can keep my prison jumpsuit for ex-con job interviews? They always say, dress for success!

Basic info:
Cost: 200 Donuts
● Future Sideshow Bob (Character)

• Premium: Yes
• Voiced: No clips
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes, 4 and 8 hour jobs

Note: Earns event currency for Acts 3 and 4

No Sound Effect(s) for this

Bundled with:
● Springfield Maximum Security Prison (Building)

This goes on the Ocean
• Unique: Yes
• Built: 6 seconds
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 135 $$s and 15 XP every 4 hours
• Job(s): Yes, Future Sideshow Bob

Sound Effect(s):
• Tapped: Uses existing sound effects

Questline with Dialog:

Bad Eggheads part 1:

Future Sideshow Bob: I’ve finally returned to the past. Now to destroy Bart Simpson with all the knowledge I’ve gleaned from the future!
Bob Terwilliger: May I make one small suggestion?
Future Sideshow Bob: As long as it doesn’t diminish my thirst for revenge.
Bob Terwilliger: I was going to suggest we get you a wig.
Future Sideshow Bob: Why would I go incognito? I want to see the fear in Bart’s eyes when he recognizes his nemesis.
Bob Terwilliger: Because gazing at my future hairline is taking all the joy out of murdering Bart.

• Make Future Sideshow Bob Try Out Some Wigs – 4 hours

Bob Terwilliger: That wig looks great on you!
Future Sideshow Bob: Tell me the truth.
Bob Terwilliger: Okay, it makes you look like a clown.
Future Sideshow Bob: An evil clown?
Bob Terwilliger: Sorry, no — a sad, been-with-the circus-too-long-clown.
Future Sideshow Bob: Maybe I’ll just go with a faux mustache. One that draws the eye to my upper lip and away from my depleted scalp.
Bob Terwilliger: It couldn’t hurt.

 
Bad Eggheads part 2:

Bob Terwilliger: As much as I’d love to see Bart meet his untimely end, I must confess, that the endeavor has proven useless.
Future Sideshow Bob: Why, because good always triumphs over evil?
Bob Terwilliger: It’s those blasted rakes all over town. I swear they’re out to get me.
Future Sideshow Bob: You forget I’m from the future where we’ve developed sophisticated anti-rake technology!

• Make Future Sideshow Bob Outsmart the Rakes – 4 hours
• Make Sideshow Bob Be Impressed – 4 hours

Bob Terwilliger: I must say that technology is most impressive!
Future Sideshow Bob: Agreed. And it only cost the American taxpayer three trillion dollars.
Bob Terwilliger: Naturally.

 
Bad Eggheads part 3:

Bob Terwilliger: Between your technology and my hairline, there’s nothing stopping us from killing Bart!
Wiggum: Okay, “Future” Sideshow Bob…show’s over.
Future Sideshow Bob: No! Is my brief hour of freedom from the psych ward over?
Wiggum: Yep. It’s back to the cuckoo house for you.
Bob Terwilliger: Cuckoo house? Psych ward? But I thought Future Sideshow Bob was from the future!
Wiggum: Yeah, and I’m a magic fairy with cookie dough wings. *sighs* That would be wonderful.

• Make Chief Wiggum Escort Future Sideshow Bob – 4 hours
• Make Future Sideshow Bob Get Hauled Away – 4 hours
• Make Sideshow Bob Be Confused – 4 hours

Bob Terwilliger: But I don’t understand…he can’t be a loon from a psych ward! Future Sideshow Bob shared technology from the future.
Frink: That’s my fault. I left my “zip-zap shield” in the rec room again.
Bob Terwilliger: You mean your forcefield device?
Frink: What a preposterous name! No, I meant a “zip-zap shield”, to which I own the naming patent.
Bob Terwilliger: I’ve heard enough. Chief Wiggum, take me to the cuckoo house too.

Future Sideshow Bob permanent jobs:

• Task: Head To The Cafeteria
• Time: 1 Hour
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 105 $$s, 23 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Springfield Maximum Security Prison

• Task: Outsmart The Rakes
• Time: 4 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual

• Task: Try Out Some Wigs
• Time: 8 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual

• Task: Get a New Cellmate
• Time: 12 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Springfield Maximum Security Prison

• Task: Serve a Life Sentence
• Time: 24 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 1000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Springfield Maximum Security Prison

There you have it, over to you. Is this a must-buy, a maybe or a hard-pass?
Your opinions might help any Addict who’s not made up their minds yet so please share your thoughts in the comments.

Back later with the overdue Act 2 Dialog.
Normal service resumes tomorrow with the Prizes post.