Super Safi’s Monday Morning Musings 59 – Smokin’ Joe Frazier

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Over the past 600+ episodes, The Simpsons has taken us on an amazing journey involving music, science, and food to name a few concepts.

And what better way to start your week, then by discussing some of these concepts Monday morning?

So let’s get started this week by talking about a boxing legend, Smokin’ Joe Frazier.

In the fifty ninth episode of The Simpsons, Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes (Season 03, Episode 24), it’s time for the annual plant physicals. Unfortunately for Homer, his sperm are lazy. So to make sure the plant doesn’t get sued, Mr. Burns offers him $2,000. When Homer wants to know why, Mr. Burns informs him it’s for “The First Annual Montgomery Burns Award For Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence”.

At his lawyers urging, and to escape any liability, Mr. Burns agrees to throw Homer an award ceremony for the award and $2,000. To present Homer with the award, Mr. Burns introduces Smokin’ Joe Frazier.

Joe Frazier: “And now, the winner of the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence…”
Homer: “Please-please-please-please-please!”
Lisa: “Dad, you know you won!”
Homer: “Don’t jinx it!“

Afterwards at Moe’s, Homer is not sure how to spend his $2,000. He discusses the situation with Smokin’ Joe Frazier and Barney. Joe and Barney get into a verbal feud, which they decide to take outside. The outcome of the fight was as predicted, with Barney ending up in a trash can and his blood on Moe’s door.

When Homer’s brother Herb visits and asks for the $2,000 to seed his new idea, Homer is hesitant at first. But thanks to Homer’s funds, Herb is able to become a millionaire again.

But have you ever wondered who Joe Frazier is? Let’s see what biography.com says about this boxing legend.

Smokin’ Joe Frazier

Smokin’ Joe Frazier was the world heavyweight-boxing champion from February 16, 1970, until January 22, 1973, when boxing great George Foreman beat him. Smokin’ Joe is perhaps best remembered for his grueling 14-round match against Muhammad Ali in the Philippines, known as the ‘Thrilla in Manila‘, which Muhammad Ali won by TKO.

Smokin’ Joe Frazier (January 12, 1944 – November 7, 2011)

The youngest of 12 children, boxer Billy Joe Frazier was born on January 12, 1944, in Beaufort, South Carolina. His parents, Rubin and Dolly Frazier, were sharecroppers, so the family never had much money. By the age of 15, Frazier, who’d quit school two years before, was on his own. He moved to New York City to live with an older brother and find work. Employment, however, was hard to come by, and to put cash in his pocket he started stealing cars and selling them to a junkyard in Brooklyn.

But Frazier harbored dreams of doing something with his life. Many of those dreams were built around boxing. As a younger kid, back in South Carolina, he had dreamed of becoming the next Joe Louis, airing out punches at burlap bags he’d filled with leaves and moss.

Up north Frazier’s love for boxing didn’t subside. After moving to Philadelphia, Frazier found work at a slaughterhouse, where he routinely punched sides of beef stored in a refrigerated room. That scene later inspired Sylvester Stallone for his 1976 film, Rocky.

It wasn’t until 1961, though, that Frazier entered the ring and actually began to box. He was rough and undisciplined, but his unpolished talent caught the eye of trainer Yank Durham.

Under the direction of Durham, who shortened Frazier’s punches and added power to his devastating left hook, the young boxer quickly found success. For three straight years, he was the Middle Atlantic Golden Gloves Champion, and he captured the gold medal at the 1964 Summer Olympics in Tokyo.

He turned pro in 1965 and in just under a year had compiled an 11-0 record. In March 1968 he was crowned heavyweight champion, a result that stemmed in part from Muhammad Ali getting stripped of his heavyweight title the year before, after refusing to be drafted.

In 1970 Ali successfully sued to get his boxing license back, setting the stage for the sport’s highly anticipated matchup between Frazier and Ali.

While the two fighters have may have respected each other, the two men were clearly not friends. Frazier steamed at the vocal Ali, who repeatedly called him a “gorilla” and an “Uncle Tom.” Years later Frazier’s anger still hadn’t cooled: After seeing Ali, battling Parkinson’s disease, light the flame at the 1996 Summer Olympics in Atlanta, Frazier told reporters he would have liked to have “pushed him in.”

Their first battle, dubbed the “Fight of the Century,” took place at New York’s Madison Square Garden on March 8, 1971. Despite being lighter and shorter than Ali, Frazier, in front of a packed house that included Frank Sinatra (who photographed the match for Life magazine) and Hubert Humphrey, wore Ali down. Frazier took the fight with a unanimous decision, delivering Ali his first professional defeat.

The victory catapulted Frazier to full-fledged stardom and riches. He purchased a 368-acre farm not far from where he’d grown up and became the first African American since Reconstruction to speak in front of the South Carolina Legislature.

In 1974, Frazier, who’d lost his title the year before to George Foreman, stepped into the ring against Ali again. This time it was Ali who came out victorious. Their final battle came in 1975 in the Philippines. Dubbed the Thrilla in Manila, it’s considered the sport’s greatest fight by some boxing historians. The match lasted 14 bruising rounds before Frazier, battling eyesight issues, was prevented from coming out for the final round by his trainer, Eddie Futch. It was the “closest thing to dyin’ I know of,” Ali later said of the fight.

In 1976, at the age of 32, Frazier retired. He briefly returned to the ring in 1981, but quickly retired again, and for good, after just one fight.

His post-boxing years saw him manage the career of his oldest son, Marvis, a heavyweight. His daughter, Jacqui Frazier-Lyde, also took up boxing and eventually fought Ali’s daughter Laila Ali in a fight called Ali-Frazier IV. Ali came out victorious.

In all, Frazier had 11 children; sons Marvis, Hector, Joseph Rubin, Joseph Jordan, Brandon Marcus and Derek Dennis and daughters Jacqui, Weatta, Jo-Netta, Renae and Natasha. He and his wife Florence Smith divorced in 1985. Frazier remained with his longtime girlfriend of forty years, Denise Menz, until his death.

In September 2011 Frazier was diagnosed with liver cancer. The disease quickly spread, and he soon was in hospice care. He died at his home in Philadelphia on November 7, 2011.

Now that we’ve learned more about Smokin’ Joe Frazier, be sure to come back next week when we continue our Monday morning musings with the next episode of The Simpsons.

Have you ever heard of Smokin’ Joe Frazier? Did you remember both the scenes featuring Smokin’ Joe? Who’s your favourite boxer? If you could have anyone present you an award, who would you choose? Have you ever received an award for no reason? Sound off in the comments below. You know we love hearing from you.