Into the Simpsonsverse Premium Dialogue: Anime Homer

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

Who’s ready to take a trip into the multi-verse?!  Get ready for the many Homer, and other Simpson, doppelgangers to invade our Springfields through the multi-verse portal in the latest multi-event to hit our Springfield’s…Into the Simpsonsverse!

Act 3 of this Enlightened event has ushered in one new premium character to help navigate our way through the Simpsonverse!  Anime Homer is an all-new premium character for Springfield, who will not only help earn event currency but also comes with a questline.

So let’s take a look at the questline for the champion food eater.  Here is the full dialogue for My Eating to Conquest…

More details on Anime Homer can be found here

My Eating to Conquest Pt. 1
Anime Homer starts

Bumblebee Man: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Bi-Weekly Springfield Competitive Eating Tournament. The contestants are just warming up their throats and food-shoveling hands now.
Milhouse: Bumblebee Man, huh? They couldn’t get a better announcer?
Bart: I heard they couldn’t afford Brockman. Hot dogs are cheap, but four hundred hot dogs really adds up.
Bumblebee Man: Alright, and we’re just about to get underway. The challengers will be taking the stage soon. Let’s hear a quick word from our—
Anime Homer: Konnichiwa!
Milhouse: *gasp* Look at the size of him!
Bumblebee Man: Folks, a new competitor has entered the arena! And judging by his gravitational pull I’m guessing the other contestants are quaking in their boots.
Homer: Oh my.
Sakatumi: Oh my.
Uter: Oh mein.
Make Anime Homer Warm Up- 4hrs
Make Sakatumi Do Sit-ups- 4hrs
Make Uter Do Throat Relaxation Exercises- 4hrs
Make Homer Have an Appetizer- 4hrs
Bumblebee Man: Before we get started, I should mention that today’s tournament is sponsored by Hibbert Family Practice. Taking care of contestants after the Bi-Weekly Springfield Competitive Eating Tournament for thirty years.
Dr Hibbert: “Munch all you want, we’ll make more…money, that is, from treating your metabolic syndrome.”

My Eating to Conquest Pt. 2
Anime Homer starts

Anime Homer: Let eating commence for to win honor! Victory shall be achievement of me!
Bart: Hey, I thought you only spoke Japanese?
Anime Homer: I do.
Bart: But…you’re not speaking Japanese right now.
Anime Homer: Yes, I am. You see only translation.
Make Anime Homer Eat Competitively- 4hrs
Make Homer Eat Competitively- 4hrs
Make Sakatumi Eat Competitively- 4hrs
Make Uter Eat Competitively- 4hrs
Bumblebee Man: Look at them go! I’ve never seen a pile of hot dogs get devoured so quickly, folks. Speaking of, all of today’s hot dogs, and the Squishees to keep them from getting stuck on the way down, were kindly provided by Kwik-E-Mart.
Apu: It is hard to say goodbye. Some of those hotdogs were on the rollers since I opened the store thirty years ago. They are like greasy, shriveled children to me.
Bumblebee Man: But what’s this? It looks like Sakatumi has had a hot dog go down the wrong pipe and…yes, they’re trying to do the Heimlich but no one can get their arms around him! And we’ll be right back after these messages.

My Eating to Conquest Pt. 3
Anime Homer starts

Anime Homer: Ah! Unworthy competitor has curtains become for him! Only two more adversary has my eating to conquest.
Homer: Your whimsical anime nibbling is no match for my fist-mouth style!
Bart: Dad, don’t taunt him. You’ll only make him charge up into his ultimate form!
Make Anime Homer Become Ultimate Anime Homer- 8hrs
Make Homer *gasp*- 8hrs
Make Uter Grease His Hot Dogs With a Squishee- 8hrs
Make Bumblebee Man Thank the Sponsors- 8hrs

My Eating to Conquest Pt. 4
Anime Homer starts

Bumblebee Man: What a twist! Anime Homer has powered up to become Ultimate Anime Homer! And he’s now putting the hot dogs through the hole of his donuts to eat them all at once!
Uter: Uter ist geschlagen. *faints*
 Bumblebee Man: And we’ve lost Uter! It’s down to just Ultimate Anime Homer and regular regular Homer!
Make Anime Homer Eat Do-Dogs- 2hrs
Make Homer Unhinge His Jaw- 2hrs
Bumblebee Man: And the time is up! The contestants are separated by less than 1/100th of a hotdog! That means AVR — automatic vomit review! The judges are conferring now! It’s a tie!
Homer:You know…you’re not so bad, Anime Homer. I wouldn’t mind sharing this victory with you.
Anime Homer: Together we shall have triumph and friendship! Only then will noble be our spirits.
Homer: How about we go grab a bite to eat.

And that’s it my friends, the full story behind Anime Homer!

Thoughts on the event so far?  Have you purchased Anime Homer? Thoughts on the dialogue? Sound off below, you know we love hearing from you!

One response to “Into the Simpsonsverse Premium Dialogue: Anime Homer

  1. Is there any explanation anywhere as to why he’s got holes in his head?

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