Into the Simpsonsverse Premium Dialogue: Ethereal Beings

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

Who’s ready to take a trip into the multi-verse?!  Get ready for the many Homer, and other Simpson, doppelgangers to invade our Springfields through the multi-verse portal in the latest multi-event to hit our Springfield’s…Into the Simpsonsverse!

Act 4 of this multiverse event has ushered in one new premium character to help navigate our way through the Simpsonverse!  The Ethereal Beings is an all-new premium character for Springfield, who will not only help earn event currency but also comes with a questline.

So let’s take a look at the questline for the champion food eater.  Here is the full dialogue for A Meal in a Peel…

More details on the Ethereal Beings can be found here

A Meal in a Peel Pt. 1
Ethereal Beings start

Ethereal Beings: Such delicious delectableness. The peel of the banana provides perfect sustenance. But where shall we find more peels to partake in? We have foraged every source of peels, devouring them all, comically slipping on many, but there are no more. Perhaps they may be found at grocery stores, as we call them on our home planet. Unclear what they are referred to here in the earth realm.  Should we stop speaking all at once? We may have better luck attempting to speak with the humans if we do not scare them away with our natural, harmonious unison. Agreed. Excuse me, you there. Can you point us to the nearest source of banana peels?
Mr Teeny: Ook, ook, ah ah!
Ethereal Beings: As the translator of our group, learned scholar of more than six thousand languages from across the universe, I shall translate his earthly monkey speech. He said: “My name is Mr. Teeny. I like to wear this beanie. My favorite food is linguini with zucchini. I promise I am not a meanie.” He said all that? His earth dialect is a bit different than what I learned on the planet Zipzorp. Let me clarify to be sure. Ook, ook, ah, ook, ah!
Mr Teeny: Ook, ook, ah ah!
Ethereal Beings: Ah, slight mistranslation. What he actually said was “Follow me!”
Make Mr. Teeny Lead the Way to Springfield Dump- 4hrs
Make the Ethereal Beings Follow Mr. Teeny- 4hrs

A Meal in a Peel Pt. 2
Ethereal Beings start

Mr Teeny: Ook, ah ah, ook, ook, ah!
Ethereal Beings: What did he say? He said: “Welcome to Springfield Flump!”Wooooowwwwwww… Springfield Flump is incredible. Such amazing treasures. It must be the greatest of their museums, filled with advanced technologies and tremendous accomplishments. Look, an mp3 player! It holds over five hundred songs! And banana peels as far as the eye can see! It is the most wonderful flump in all the universes.
Make the Ethereal Beings Scour Springfield Flump for Treasures- 4hrs

A Meal in a Peel Pt. 3
Ethereal Beings start

Cletus: Pardon me, alien folk. Comin’ through. Don’t let me be a bother to ya. I’ma just scavengin’ fer birthday presents fer ma chilluns.
Ethereal Beings: Ah, this must be the museum curator. Excuse me, sir. Are you the curator of this flump?
Cletus: Curator? That like a doctor what cures you from stuff?
Ethereal Beings: *gasp* He is a doctor as well! Such vast knowledge among the people of this planet.
Cletus: Yeah, I got smarts in me. Heck, I could show y’all ma best scavengin’ techniques.
Ethereal Beings: We would be most gracious. We can trade for this knowledge with copious amounts of banana peels.
Cletus: Well, heck. This is lookin’ to be a match made in heaven. Let’s fry up them nanner peels and get to scavengin’.
Make Cletus Fry Up Them Nanner Peels- 4hrs
Make the Ethereal Beings Learn Peak Flump Scavengin’ Techniques- 4hrs

And that’s it my friends, the full story behind the Ethereal Beings!

Thoughts on the event so far?  Have you purchased the Ethereal Beings? Thoughts on the dialogue? Sound off below, you know we love hearing from you!

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