Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
It’s that time of the update…time for another fun and exciting prize post!
Act 2 of the Hell on Wheels event consists of 1 new building, 3 new decorations, and 1 new costume.
Let’s take a look at costume prizes on the Act 2 Prize Track: Fancy Duffman. (the rest of act 2 was covered here)
How You Unlock it:
The Quest for Car Pt. 5
Make Homer Bid Without Restraint- 4hrs
Collect Hubcaps- x195.
Once achieved you’ll unlock Fancy Duffman…
Duffman does come with a full questline, here’s a look at that questline:
Fancy a Party? Pt. 1
Mr. McGreg: …I do.
Rev Lovejoy: And do you, Selma Bouvier-Too-Many-Married-Names-to-Count, take this…unusual man with a foot where his hand should be…to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Fancy Duffman: Not so fast, churchgoers!
Rev Lovejoy: This is not the point where you can object.
Fancy Duffman: Duffman isn’t here to object. Duffman is here to party!
Frank Grimes: Why here? Why now? And why so fancy!
Fancy Duffman: Duffman still has thirty hours left on this tux rental. OH YEAH!
Make Fancy Duffman Party at a Wedding- 4hrs
Make Selma Hook Up With Frank Grimes- 4hrs
Make Frank Grimes Have Preemptive Regrets- 4hrs
Make Mr. McGreg Rethink This Whole Marriage Thing- 4hrs
Mr McGreg: Look, Selma, shotgunning Duff with the preacher’s wife gave me time to rethink this whole marriage thing.
Selma: Eh, that’s fine. I don’t know how I was gonna get this ring to fit on your toe anyway.
Mr McGreg: Thank you, Duffman!
Fancy Duffman: No problemo!
Rev Lovejoy: What was that about the preacher’s wife?
Fancy a Party? Pt. 2
Blue Haired Lawyer: Mr. Powell, have you reviewed the documents for your merger with Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern?
Herb Powell: I have. But it’s very difficult for me to turn over control of Powell Motors. What did he say?
Akira: Mr. Sparkle appreciates and deeply respects how difficult this is for you…
Blue Haired Lawyer: …and here’s a pen to sign with already.
Fancy Duffman: WHOA! Put that pen down, legal dude! It’s not signing time! It’s party time!
Make Fancy Duffman Party at a Corporate Merger- 4hrs
Make Herb Powell Rock Like an American- 4hrs
Make Mr. Sparkle Disapprove of Partying- 4hrs
Make Akira Translate Disapproval- 4hrs
Make Blue-Haired Lawyer Count the Billable Hours- 4hrs
Herb Powell: What did he say?
Akira: Mr. Sparkle cannot do business with someone who carries on with such a reckless corporate mascot.
Herb Powell: And I can’t allow my company to merge with a corporation whose mascot rejects basic American rights. Like the right to party! Thank you, Duffman, for helping me to see the light! And not the one that looks like my half-brother’s head. Powell Motors will live to rock another day!
Fancy Duffman: OH YEAH! One more pelvic thrust for the road!
Fancy a Party? Pt. 3
Superintendant Chalmers: I’d like to thank everyone for coming to this fundraiser for Springfield University. As you know, funding higher education is more challenging than ever. But with your help, I know we can pay for these horribly underfunded programs, and I might finally get that board of regents seat I’ve had my eye on.
The Rich Texan: Why can’t you just put their students to work on a road crew to make money, like the prison does?
Superintendant Chalmers: Well, I — there are laws and—
Bernice Hibbert: Ugh, these black tie fundraisers are so dull, and so needy! I think I’ll just leave.
Fancy Duffman: HEY NOW! No event is dull when Duffman is on the scene! If we can’t raise money, let’s at least raise the roof! OH YEAH!
Make Fancy Duffman Party at a University Fundraiser- 4hrs
Make Bernice Hibbert Shake It- 4hrs
Make Rich Texan Party Hard- 4hrs
The Rich Texan: Shoot, son! You really know how to shake it. Tell you what, I’m gonna fund both the football team AND the fake tennis team that movie star kids use to beef up their admission applications!
Superintendant Chalmers: But the math department still needs funding! And the music program…
The Rich Texan: Don’t push it, Gary.
Fancy Duffman: Speaking of pushing, Duffman likes to push these hips! OH YEAH!
Fancy a Party? Pt. 4
Wiggum: *whispering* All right, boys, everyone stay quiet and out of sight. After nine months of hard work, this sting is about to pay off!
Lou: *whispering* Nine months of hard work by the FBI, you mean.
Wiggum: *whispering* Geez, Lou, can’t you let me have anything?
Dante Calabresi Sr: Antonio, the war between our families has cost us both over the years… But our new business venture together will enable us both to prosper in peaceful coexistence.
Fat Tony: Agreed, Don Calabresi! Who knew there was such easy money to be made bootlegging boots and leggings?
Wiggum: Here it comes, boys!
Fat Tony: Who said that?
Wiggum: Ah, shoot.
Eddie: You want us to shoot, Chief?
Wiggum: No, I meant—
Dante Calabresi Sr: It’s the heat! Tony, quick, set fire to…our legitimate business operations.
Fancy Duffman: WHOA! Chill out and cool down with a cold DUFF!
Make Fancy Duffman Ease Tensions at a Mob Meeting- 4hrs
Make Wiggum Screw Up the Bust- 4hrs
Make Eddie Party- 4hrs
Make Lou Get Down – 4hrs
Make Fat Tony Destroy Evidence While the Cops Party- 4hrs
Dante Calabresi Sr: Grazie, Duffman! You really know how to liven up a mob meeting that almost becomes a police bust.
Fancy Duffman: Easing tensions with pelvic thrusts is Duffman’s pleasure! OH YEAH!
Wiggum: Not so fast, party boy! You’re under arrest for screwing up our sting.
Lou: But Chief, didn’t you screw it up when you yelled—
Wiggum: One thing, Lou! Can I just have ONE THING?
Fancy a Party? Pt. 5
Judge Snyder: Mr. Duffman, you are being charged with…”Messing Up a Bust”? Who wrote this?
Blue Haired Lawyer: Your honor, the actual charge is “Interfering with a Police Operation”.
Judge Snyder: Another “Wiggum Special”. How do you plead?
Blue Haired Lawyer: My client pleads… *checks legal pad* “Not Guilty”.
Fancy Duffman: OH YEAH!
Judge Snyder: *bangs gavel* Order! Another outburst like that, and I’ll hold you in contempt.
Fancy Duffman: OH NO!
Judge Snyder: Do you understand the charge, Mr. Duffman?
Fancy Duffman: OH YEAH! Uh, I mean, yes, Your Honor.
Judge Snyder: Well, I don’t. Where’s Wiggum?
Make Fancy Duffman Party on the Witness Stand- 4hrs
Make Lou Party With Duffman- 4hrs
Make Wiggum Object to Partying- 4hrs
Make Blue-Haired Lawyer Move to Dismiss- 4hrs
Make Judge Snyder Dismiss All Charges- 4hrs
Wiggum: Stop the party! This man screwed up my bust! He needs to go to jail!
Judge Snyder: Chief Wiggum, if I place your officers under oath, will they testify that the bust went wrong because of Duffman’s actions or yours?
Wiggum: Well, er, um, I don’t intend to tell this court anything, except—
Judge Snyder: Yes…?
Wiggum : Uh, let’s party?
Judge Snyder: Case dismissed!
Fancy Duffman: OH YEAH!
Fancy Duffman’s Permanent Tasks:
|Party at a Wedding||1hr||$70, 17xp||Visual at Impulse Wedding Chapel/First Church of Springfield|
|Party at a University Fundraiser||4hrs||$175, 45xp||Visual at Springfield University/Homes in Springfield|
|Ease Tensions at a Mob Meeting||8hrs||$275, 70xp||Visual at Businessman’s Social Club/Luigi’s|
|Party at a Corporate Merger||12hrs||$420, 100xp||Visual at Businesses in Springfield|
|Never Stop Partying||24hrs||$600, 150xp||Visual at Restaurants in Springfield|
And that’s it my friends, the details on Fancy Duffman!
Up next? Nothing, you’ve finished Act 2. Nothing to do now but wait for Act 3 to hit on Sunday morning.
Thoughts on act 2? Fancy Duffman? Questline? Tasks? How are you doing with the prize track? Still, working on it? Sound off below!