Heaven Won’t Wait: Act 3 Dialog Recap

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If you’ve been zapping through your tapping and it’s all been a bit of a blur or if you just fancied a reminder of what the writers got up to this time then you’re in luck. Here’s all the dialog and tasks for Act 3 of this event

What’s in this post
• Prize track parts 1 to 5

Prize Track: “Heaven” on Earth parts 1 to 5

“Heaven” on Earth part 1:

Lisa: Okay, so going to Heaven isn’t a thing anymore. But God’s not going to destroy us all, so overall things are pretty great!
Ned: I don’t think that’s quite how people are going to take this.
Otto: AAAAH! Without the promise of eternal paradise, what do we do now?!
Homer: Nothing means anything anymore!
Wiggum: I agree — but me and the boys are going to take this opportunity to shoot anyone we see committing crimes.

• Collect Angel Wings – x 115 Act 3 Angel Wings
• Make Homer Run Naked Through the Streets – 4 hours
• Make Otto Set His Bus on Fire and Drive Around – 4 hours
• Make Luann Get Really Wild – 4 hours
• Make Kirk Remain Really Mild – 4 hours
• Make Lou Shoot at Looters – 4 hours
• Make Wiggum Try to Find His Gun – 4 hours

Lisa: This is terrible! If this keeps up, the entire city will be destroyed!
Wiggum: Nah — that was too exhausting to do more than once.
Moe: Yeah, let’s just call it a day and go back to work tomorrow.

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP and decoration: Heavenly Garage

“Heaven” on Earth part 2:

Lisa: You people are ridiculous! You fall to pieces or just give up any time your magic sky father doesn’t give you what you want or take care of you!
Homer: Wait, are you talking about that giant finger that comes out of the sky and—
Lisa: No, no, that’s totally different.
Lisa: Look, the point is that we have always had the power to make heaven right here on Earth if we wanted to.
Ned: Say, I think Lisa has the right idea here!
Homer: She does?
Lisa: I do?

• Collect Angel Wings – x 155 Act 3 Angel Wings
• Make Lisa Argue For Improving the World – 4 hours
• Make Ned Argue For Making Heaven on Earth – 4 hours
• Make Homer Wonder What They’re Talking About – 4 hours

Ned: We should do what Lisa said and build our own Heaven — right here in Springfield!
Lisa: Wait, that’s not what I meant.
Homer: So now is when Sky Finger needs to get to work!

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP and building: Heavenly Pedicure Hut

“Heaven” on Earth part 3:

Helen Lovejoy: Building Heaven in Springfield is a wonderful idea, but to keep it truly heavenly, we’ll need a strict zoning code and a Cloud Owners Association…
Ned: That sounds more like a Gated Community than Heaven.
Helen Lovejoy: He has His gate, so we should have ours.
Krusty: Relax, you two! I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows Sky Finger, and look at the great work it did in bringing Krustyland to Springfield!
Comic Book Guy: Honestly not a big fan of that move.

• Collect Angel Wings – x 155 Act 3 Angel Wings
• Make Helen Lovejoy Try to Make Heaven a Gated Community – 4 hours
• Make Ned Want More Clouds – 4 hours
• Make Krusty Dodge Work – 4 hours

Helen Lovejoy: Okay, fine, Flanders. I’ll get to design the left-hand side of Heaven and you get the right.
Ned: But I want the left-hand side!
Ned: That’s kind of my thing.

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP and decoration: St. peter’s Desk

“Heaven” on Earth part 4:

Lovejoy: Attention, good people of Springfield — and also heathens and atheists, I guess. Springfield Heaven is officially open for business!
Lisa: I don’t like the sound of “business”. Feels a little close to the whole greed and selfishness thing that got us in trouble in the first place.
Homer: Lisa, relax. These Eucharist Burgers are delicious!
Homer: And they go great with Cherub Coke!
Ralph: I got a t-shirt that says “Kiss Me, I’m Among the Elect”!
Ned: Hmmm. Do they have them in “I Was Justified by Faith”?

• Collect Angel Wings – x 155 Act 3 Angel Wings
• Make Ned Admire His Great Work – 4 hours
• Make Kids Ride the Bumper Clouds x 5x- 4 hours
• Make Adults Enjoy the Red Sea Splash x 5x- 4 hours
• Make Homer Eat Deep-Fried Angel Food Cake – 4 hours

Lisa: I can’t believe anyone who is genuinely religious thinks this is a good idea.
Ned: Of course we do! After all, we did have an expert advisor.
Jesus Christ: This place is…
Jesus Christ: AWESOME!
Jesus Christ: Real Heaven is so boring.

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP and building: Regular Heaven

“Heaven” on Earth part 5:

God: Okay, let me get this straight. I deny you Heaven, and you people thought you could just replicate my divine work…with a theme park?
Jesus Christ: Not everything is about you, DAD!
God: I mean, it’s hard to imagine any of these rides passed any sort of safety inspection, and these Tetragram Tenders are way too dry.
Homer: He’s not wrong about that. They could definitely use more Sacrament Sauce.
God: If you’re going to build a theme park based on my home, you could at least build something that doesn’t suck.
Jesus Christ: Nothing I do is ever good enough for you!

• Collect Angel Wings – x 195 Act 3 Angel Wings
• Make God Nitpick Springfield Heaven – 4 hours
• Make Jesus Throw a Tantrum – 4 hours
• Make Ned Feel Disappointed – 4 hours

God: Okay, you hotshots think you can just build your Heaven without me, maybe you don’t need Me either!
God: We’ll see how you do without a god. I’m out!
God: I’m going to turn the wall into a dome so I won’t ever have to see this eyesore or any of you ever again.
Homer: We could still come in from below. Clouds are pretty easy to tunnel through, to be honest.
God: Fine — I’ll build another dome going down.
Lisa: You’re talking about a ball.
God: Build the ball! Build the ball!

Reward: 200 $$s, 20 XP and building: Heaven Reception


That’s Act 3 wrapped up, back tomorrow with the Act 4 Rundown

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