Heaven Won’t Wait: Beethoven Walkthrough

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Heaven Won’t Wait: Act 4 Premium

Right then, you’ve got your Rundown, Turbo Tappin’ and Calendar up so lets take a look at the premium offering for this act – Beethoven and the Heavenly Deaf Jam.

As ever this isn’t exactly a Should I Buy, more like it’s a look at what you get if you decide to spend those Donuts so you can make your own minds up.

Here’s what’s in this post:
• Basic info
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks

Lets get started then, shall we . . .

Basic info:
• Cost: 150 Donuts
• Name: Beethoven
• Type: Character
• Premium: Yes
• Voiced: No
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes, 4 and 12 hour jobs
Note: Earns event currency for Act 4
Bundled with:
Heavenly Deaf Jam
• Name: Heavenly Deaf Jam
• Type: Decoration
• Built: Instant
• Bonus: Yes, 4%
• Earns: Nothing
• Animated: Yes, when Beethoven Jams Divinely
• Job(s): Yes, Beethoven


Questline with Dialog: Bitter Beat Symphony

Bitter Beat Symphony part 1:

Lisa: Oh my gosh, Ludwig van Beethoven! It’s such an honor to have you here in Springfield. May I call you “Ludwig”?
Beethoven: Nein.
Beethoven: That’s German for “No”.
Lisa: I’m aware.
Dewey Largo: Oh my land, Mr. Beethoven! This is such an incredible honor! You have to play something for us!
Beethoven: Fine, if it will get you to calm down and stop yelling.
Dewey Largo: It might!
Beethoven: It hasn’t yet.
Dewey Largo: Sorry.

• Make Beethoven Jam Divinely – 4 hours
• Make Lisa Enjoy Heavenly Music – 4 hours
• Make Dewey Largo Continue to Freak Out – 4 hours
• Make Springfielders Record the Show – x 5, 4 hours

Dewey Largo: That was absolutely amazing!
Lisa: Masterful!
Beethoven: It was. But why are all these people staring at those little rectangular devices?
Lisa: Oh, they’re recording it on their smartphones.
Alcatraaaz: Yo, yo, yo! We gonna upload it, comment on it, sample it, and remix it!
Beethoven: I have no idea what any of that means. I’m not going to be happy when I find out, am I?
Lisa: Probably not.

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP

Bitter Beat Symphony part 2:

Beethoven: I am, in fact, quite displeased by the current state of music. Well, what people are doing with my music specifically.
Alcatraaaz: Don’t hate the player, hate the game!
Beethoven: Why can’t I hate both?
Alcatraaaz: I…I never thought of that.
Beethoven: If you persist, I’ll put you upside down and play you like I did Steibelt’s cello score.
Alcatraaaz: Uh, I don’t know what that means.
Beethoven: When you look it up on your “smart bone”, you’ll realize that you have been sickly burned.
Beethoven: Did I say that right?
Lisa: Pretty close.

• Make Beethoven Dish Out More Sick Burns – 4 hours
• Make Alcatraaaz Be Impressed – 4 hours

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP

Bitter Beat Symphony part 3:

Lisa: Mr. Beethoven, aren’t you going to compose more music?
Beethoven: No, I said everything I had to say with my music before when I was, uh, alive.
Lisa: So what are you doing with all this equipment you just bought?
Beethoven: I’m going to become an influencer. Making fun of other people’s music and behaving rudely is both easier and bizarrely more satisfying than composing new music.
Lisa: Well that’s disappointing.

• Make Beethoven Record Hot Takes – 4 hours

Beethoven: “Hip-hop”? What am I, a rabbit?
Beethoven: Was that take “hot”?
Lisa: Not so much. The implied racism is also a problem.
Beethoven: Racism? What’s that?
Lisa: Oh boy.

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP

Bitter Beat Symphony part 4:

Beethoven: Does Sungazer “rock”? Only if you consider the rock in their lead singer’s head!
Alcatraaaz: Dang, Beethoven! You spittin’ fire!
Beethoven: And don’t get me started on piano sonatas! More like “piano sayonaras”, am I right?
Bart: Savage!
Beethoven: Wait, what am I doing?
Bart: Generating sick metrics. Viewers are slamming the “Like” button!
Beethoven: Yes, but now I’m slamming things I actually like!
Beethoven: I must use my influence in a more positive fashion! Bringing joy and beauty into the world are greater than “sick burns” and “hot takes”.

• Make Beethoven Be a Positive Influencer – 4 hours

Beethoven: Wait, where did all my viewers and subscribers go?
Bart: They ditched you, man. Nobody wants a positive influencer. Meanness sells!
Beethoven: But surely there must be someone who wants better than that?
Krusty: Sure! You can write some new jingles for my next Krusty Burger ad campaign.
Beethoven: I knew someone would feel as I do.
Krusty: Not me. I’m all about hitting below the belt and going for the cheapest shot. But my old man is a big fan.
Rabbi Krustofsky: Wait till you try this, you never had such a burger!

Reward: 200 $$s, 20 XP


Permanent tasks:
Beethoven Record Hot Takes Beethoven Victory Pose Beethoven Jam Divinely
• Task: Get His Piano Tuned
• Time: 1 hour
• Earns: 105 $$s, 26 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Heavenly Deaf Jam

• Task: Record Hot Takes
• Time: 4 hours
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual

• Task: Pretend He Doesnt Like Giving Autographs
• Time: 8 hours
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: All Sales Vinyl, King Toots, Groovetone Records, assorted Stores

• Task: Jam Divinely
• Time: 12 hours
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Heavenly Deaf Jam

• Task: Secretly Enjoy Modern Music
• Time: 24 hours
• Earns: 1,000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Heavenly Deaf Jam


There you have it, over to you. Is this a must-buy, a maybe or a hard-pass?
Your opinions might help any Addict who’s not made up their minds yet so please share your thoughts in the comments.

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