Mirror Mayhem: Act 4 Dialog Recap

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If you’ve been zapping through your tapping and it’s all been a bit of a blur or if you just fancied a reminder of what the writers got up to this time you’re in luck.
Here’s all the dialog and tasks for this act …

Here’s what’s in this post:
• Prize Track: Age Before Snooty parts 1 to 5
• Outro: Tip of the Iceberg

Prize Track: Age Before Snooty parts 1 to 5

Age Before Snooty part 1:

Grampa: I guess it’s time I came clean. I lied to you all.
Lisa: Yesterday you claimed that you invented the exclamation mark, so you’ll have to be a little more specific.
Grampa: I wasn’t the one who found the mirror. It was Mirror Grampa. But I tricked him into switching places with me.
Lisa: Wait a minute… Are you saying that WE’RE the mirror people?
Grampa: Pretty much. But you have to understand, I had to get out of that other world. It’s a polluted mess!
Lisa: And Springfield is any better? Our biggest tourist attraction is the world’s oldest continuous tire fire.
Homer: Stop bad-mouthing the Springfield tire fire!
Homer: Now cover your noses with your shirts because the fumes are about to blanket our house. We need those tourist dollars.

• Collect Dentures – x 155
• Make Homer Cover His Nose – 4 hours
• Make Lisa Cover Her Nose – 4 hours
• Make Grampa Cover His Nose – 4 hours

Lisa: If you’re the actual Mirror Grampa, then am I not your real granddaughter?
Grampa: Lisa, this happened decades ago. Before I even met your grandmother.
Lisa: So that means that my dad is half-mirror Homer?
Grampa: Maybe…
Lisa: And that means that I’m quarter-mirror Lisa.
Lisa: This is the biggest confusion since Principal Skinner turned out to not be Principal Skinner.
Grampa: Principal who did what now?

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP and Mirrored Lugash’s Gym (Building)

Age Before Snooty part 2:

Grampa: I know I messed up. And I also know I can fix it. But I’m going to need your help.
Lisa: What do you want me to do?
Grampa: I can’t fix the situation until I understand it.
Grampa: Can you explain it to me?

• Collect Dentures – x 155
• Make Lisa Explain the Situation – 4 hours
• Make Grampa Nod Off – 4 hours

Lisa: Job one has to be stopping Mr. Burns and Mirror Mr. Burns. We can worry about the rest later.
Grampa: I say we march into their office and give them a piece of our minds!
Lisa: Well, if there’s one thing I know old people are good at, it’s complaining. But do you really think you can take on Mr. Burns? I mean, he’s old, too.
Grampa: I’ve been griping my whole life in preparation for a gripe-off like this.
Lisa: Then let’s go get ’em! *raises fist and charges out of room*
Grampa: Who are we getting?

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP and Mirrored J.R.R. Toykin’s (Building)

Age Before Snooty part 3:

Grampa: Okay, Monty, drop that lump of coal and take what’s coming to you!
Burns: Abraham, we were expecting you.
Grampa: You were? Dang, I was rehearsing that line on the way over for a dramatic entrance.
Burns: Allow me to introduce Mirror Mr. Burns.
Mirror Burns: And allow me to introduce Mirror Abe Simpson.
Mirror Grampa: That’s me.
Lisa: Mirror Grampa?! How did he get here?
Mirror Grampa: Wouldn’t you like to know, young lady?
Lisa: I would.
Grampa: So would I.
Mirror Grampa: Well, so would I!

• Collect Dentures – x 155
• Make Lisa Be Shocked By Mirror Grampa – 4 hours
• Make Grampa Think of Different Dramatic Entrances – 4 hours
• Make Burns Say “Excellent” – 4 hours
• Make Mirror Burns Say “Excellent” – 4 hours

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP and Mystery Box Token (Currency)

Age Before Snooty part 4:

Mirror Grampa: You have no idea how long I’ve been plotting my revenge against you, Abe.
Grampa: Has it been since I tricked you into switching places?
Mirror Grampa: Well, yes. I suppose you know exactly how long I’ve been plotting.
Mirror Grampa: You took my beautiful world away from me, so now I’m returning the favor.
Homer: Please, no! I just got a promotion!
Lisa: Dad, how did YOU get here?
Mirror Grampa: Is that all she cares about? How people get places?
Grampa: Evidently.

• Collect Dentures – x 155
• Make Homer Panic – 4 hours
• Make Mirror Grampa Teach Grampa a Lesson – 4 hours
• Make Grampa Grimace – 4 hours

Grampa: Look, your fight is with me, so banish me to the other world if you want. Just leave my son and grandkids out of it.
Mirror Grampa: You’d sacrifice yourself just to save them?
Grampa: They may constantly perplex me with new technology I don’t understand…
Grampa: And make me live in a home and only visit when they need me to babysit or for an old person joke but, in the end, there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for them.
Mirror Grampa: You know, Abe, I feel the same way. Your family sounds just like my family.
Lisa: They ARE just like your family. And, in fact, if you two hadn’t changed places, you wouldn’t have had them in the first place.
Mirror Grampa: Huh. You know, you remind me of my granddaughter.
Lisa: Duh, that’s my point.

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP and Mirrored It’s a Wonderful Knife (Building)

Age Before Snooty part 5:

Mirror Burns: You’re not really buying into that sentimental family crap, are you, Abe?!
Burns: What about my iceberg ice cubes? Don’t tell me I have to go back to regular ones!
Mirror Grampa: Quit griping, you two old coots. If I understand the rules of this world, all us mirror folks are here for good. So you better shut down the coal plant or we’ll all be sunk.
Homer: You won’t sink! Not if I make you a Duff-beer float. Get it — FLOAT? *laughs uproariously*
Grampa: Can we trade him for the mirror version?
Mirror Grampa: He’s just as bad.

• Collect Dentures – x 195
• Make Homer Keep Laughing – 4 hours
• Make Grampa Smack Homer – 4 hours
• Make Mirror Burns Shut it Down – 4 hours
• Make Burns Mutter to Himself – 4 hours

Lisa: So what should we do with the magic mirror?
Mirror Grampa: Nothing. Its magic was fueled by my feelings for revenge. Now that those are gone, the mirror’s power went with them.
Grampa: That’s a relief. Say, I could go for a nap after all this standing.
Mirror Grampa: Same here. Abe, this looks like the beginning of a beautiful—
Mirror Grampa: *loud snores*

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP and Mirrored Sportacus (Building)


Outro: Tip of the Iceberg

Lisa: I’m glad we stopped Mr. Burns and his plans to pollute the planet.
Homer: Me too. Now I gotta go back to work and bury some barrels of nuclear waste.
Lisa: What? That’s horrible! You have to go back to Mr. Burns and put a stop to this right away.
Homer: No way. I already got demoted back to nuclear safety inspector.
Lisa: But what about the pollution you’re causing?
Homer: I just said that I’m burying them, didn’t I?

• Make Homer Bury More Nuclear Barrels – 4 hours
• Make Lisa Sigh – 4 hours

Reward: 200 $$s, 20 XP


That wraps things up for this event, back tomorrow with an Ends Soon warning.

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