Right then, you’ve got your Rundown, Turbo Tappin’ and Calendar up so lets take a look at the premium offering for this act …
Kung Fu Werewolf and the Transylvanian Shaolin Monastery
Before I get to that, a Heads Up. When the timer pops to post this I’ll be on my way to the airport and won’t be back until after Act 3 starts, so all my posts were hastily written in advance with whatever info I had at the weekend. There may be mistakes or missing info, sorry ’bout that. See you in just over a week.
Right then, on with the post …
As ever this isn’t exactly a Should I Buy, more like it’s a look at what you get if you decide to spend those Donuts so you can make your own minds up.
Here’s what’s in this post:
• Basic info
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks
Lets get started then, shall we . . .
● Kung Fu Werewolf (Character)
• Premium: Yes
• Voiced: No
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): yes, 8 and 12 hour jobs
NOTE: Earns event currency for Acts 2 to 4
Bundled with:
● Transylvanian Shaolin Monastery (Building)
• Built: 6 seconds
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 90 $$s and 9 XP every 2 hours
• Job(s): Yes, Kung Fu Werewolf, Taekwon Dracula and Millhouse
Milhouse has a 4 hour job, Try To Get Tough
Questline with Dialog:
Howl of the Wild, part 1:
Kung Fu Werewolf: Who is the greatest Ki-Ya Karate Monster? FYI: He’s standing right in front of you.
Comic Book Guy: Although kung fu is objectively more awesome than taekwondo, vampires are still cooler than hairy-knuckled werewolves.
Kung Fu Werewolf: What? No way! HOOWWWWL!
• Make Kung Fu Werewolf Impress With His Chi Howling – 4 hours
• Make Comic Book Guy Post Monster Rankings Online – 4 hours
Comic Book Guy: I have to admit, your chi howl is quite impressive.
Kung Fu Werewolf: So now you can call me the greatest Ki-Ya Karate Monster!
Comic Book Guy: Let’s call it a tie.
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Howl of the Wild, part 2:
Kung Fu Werewolf: I guess I can live with being tied for first in the Ki-Ya Karate Monster rankings.
Taekwon Dracula: Well, I can’t live with it!
Comic Book Guy: Technically you’re the undead — not actually alive, so—
Taekwon Dracula: I’d stay out of this unless you want to be my dinner tonight, blood bag.
Kung Fu Werewolf: Owoo, somebody woke up on the wrong side of the coffin.
Taekwon Dracula: What I wake up to is that awful wet dog smell after you come out of the shower!
• Make Taekwon Dracula Make More Dog Jokes – 4 hours
• Make Kung Fu Werewolf Refuse to Take Any Grief From a Bat in a Cape – 4 hours
Kung Fu Werewolf: I’m not taking grief from a flying rodent dressed like an opera singer!
The Collector: Bats with capes are objectively cooler than werewolves, especially when they practice martial arts and fight crime.
The Collector: My new rankings are in! Taekwon Dracula is once again alone in first place.
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Howl of the Wild, part 3:
Kung Fu Werewolf: All he’s got for martial arts skills are just a lot of high kicks!
Taekwon Dracula: Like this? *kicks Kung Fu Werewolf in the face*
Kung Fu Werewolf: OW!
Taekwon Dracula: Where’s your vaunted kung fu now?
Kung Fu Werewolf: If you want to see kung fu, I’ll show you fists and feet of kung fu!
• Make Kung Fu Werewolf Demonstrate Werewolf Fu – 4 hours
• Make Comic Book Guy Be Impressed – 4 hours
• Make Taekwon Dracula Begrudgingly Respect Kung Fu – 4 hours
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Howl of the Wild, part 4:
Comic Book Guy: That Werewolf-Fu does look pretty cool.
Kung Fu Werewolf: AH-OOW! I’m back as the top Ki-Ya Karate Monster!
Mixed Martial Medusa: Not so fast, dog breath!
Taekwon Dracula: Mixed Martial Medusa?!
Mixed Martial Medusa: That’s right! And if we’re talking who the best Ki-Ya Karate Monster is, nothing beats mixed martial arts.
Kung Fu Werewolf: Oh, like rolling around on the ground like a baby is better than punching and kicking like a well-oiled machine.
Mixed Martial Medusa: That’s it!
Taekwon Dracula: He really shouldn’t have said that.
• Make Mixed Martial Medusa Kick Werewolf Butt – 4 hours
• Make Kung Fu Werewolf Regret Life Choices – 4 hours
• Make Taekwon Dracula Stay Out of This Fight – 4 hours
Kung Fu Werewolf: I give up! Mixed Martial Medusa can have first place, second place, and whatever other place she wants.
Comic Book Guy: Well, obviously Mixed Martial Medusa is the best Ki-Ya Karate Monster. And may I add your snake hair oddly attractive.
Sailor Kumiko: *clears throat*
Comic Book Guy: Uh, oh. Wife in the room!
Reward: 200 $$s, 20 XP
Permanent tasks:
• Task: Brush Fur Off Gi
• Time: 1 Hour
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 105 $$s, 23 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Transylvanian Shaolin Monastery, Howl Hill, Bear Cave, Brown House
• Task: Get Tangles Out Of Fur
• Time: 4 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Transylvanian Shaolin Monastery, Howl Hill, Bear Cave, Brown House
• Task: Demonstrate Werewolf Fu
• Time: 8 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Impress With His Chi Howling
• Time: 12 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Convince People Werewolves Are Coolest
• Time: 24 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 1000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Androids Dungeon, Coolsville, assorted Homes
There you have it, over to you. Is this a must-buy, a maybe or a hard-pass?
Your opinions might help any Addict who’s not made up their minds yet so please share your thoughts in the comments.
Back Tomorrow with the first 4 prizes
