If you’ve been zapping through your tapping and it’s all been a bit of a blur or if you just fancied a reminder of what the writers got up to this time you’re in luck.
Here’s all the dialog and tasks for this act …
In this post it’s just the Act 2 Prize Track –
• Plants vs. Karate parts 1 to 5
Plants vs. Karate, part 1:
● Angry Christmas Trees (Decoration)
Taekwon Dracula: Attention Springfield, the Ki-Ya Karate Monsters have arrived!
Bart: FINALLY!
Homer: WOO-HOO…I think?
Kung Fu Werewolf: Now who sent us those HOWWL-IBLE character ranking memes!
Taekwon Dracula: Do you always have to howl when you talk?
Kung Fu Werewolf: Do you always have to suck blood when you bite?
Xylem: Wait. This is what you humans wanted for Halloween? Dusty old knockoff movie monsters?
Kung Fu Werewolf: This dusty old knockoff is gonna knock YOUR block off!
Taekwon Dracula: There you go. You CAN speak without howling.
Kung Fu Werewolf: I just forgot. HOWWWWL!
• Collect Plastic Fangs – x 115 
• Make Bart Geek Out to Karate Monsters – 4 hours
• Make Lisa Explain the Plot – 4 hours
• Make Xylem Mock “Lazy Monster Stereotypes” – 4 hours
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Plants vs. Karate, part 2:
● Monster Business School (Building)
Xylem: All right, let’s throw down these moldy monsters so we can get back to conquering this town ourselves.
Mixed Martial Medusa: “Throw down”? So it’s a mixed martial arts duel you want?
Xylem: Duel? Wait, what?
Taekwon Dracula: Pick your fighters! One of you versus one of us…in the octagon!
Xylem: Why would we physically fight when we have fungal weapons and spore mortars that do our dirty work?
Lisa: Ick!
Xylem: Good idea. We also have ick cannons!
• Collect Plastic Fangs – x 155
• Make Springfielders Call Out Plant Aliens – x 5, 4 hours
• Make Homer Try to Make Fungus Jokes – 4 hours
• Make Kung Fu Werewolf Challenge Xylem’s Courage – 4 hours
• Make Xylem Start to Worry – 4 hours
• Make Lisa Root for Plants – 4 hours
• Make Bart Root for Karate Monsters – 4 hours
• Make Frink Also Root for Karate Monsters – 4 hours
Bart: Go Karate Monsters!
Frink: Yeah! Get ’em, Karate Monsters!
Lisa: Professor Frink, you’re rooting for the Karate Monsters? But plants are hands down better for the environment!
Frink: True. I am a dedicated environmentalist. But c’mon…kung fu is so cool!
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Plants vs. Karate, part 3:
● Alien Control Center (Decoration)
Xylem: Okay, wolfman, as the great leader of my people, I will prepare to fight you—
Kung Fu Werewolf: *punches Xylem in the face*
Xylem: OW! I said I was PREPARING!
Xylem: Now just let me arm myself with some superior Xylem technology, and—
Kung Fu Werewolf: *punches Xylem in the face again*
Xylem: OW! Damn it.
Xylemite_1: Boss, you’re embarrassing us!
Xylemite_2: You’re getting beaten from stem to stamen!
Xylem: You guys think this is easy? You fight him!
Kung Fu Werewolf: Bring it! AH-OOOO!
Xylemite_2: You know, I just remembered…we’re getting our roots touched up this afternoon. Good luck, Boss!
• Collect Plastic Fangs – x 155
• Make Xylem Try Not to Embarrass Himself – 4 hours
• Make Kung Fu Werewolf Kick Plant Butt – 4 hours
• Make Lisa Cringe at Alien Ineptness – 4 hours
• Make Bart Enjoy Watching His Heroes Kick Butt – 4 hours
Xylem: Hey, ya know, maybe military conquest isn’t our thing.
Frink: Your defeat was not unexpected, considering you forgot the first scientific law of fighting.
Xylem: Which is?
Frink: Fighting isn’t science.
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Plants vs. Karate, part 4:
● Alien Spore Cannon (Decoration)
Bart: *karate punches* HA-CHA! KI-YA!
Mighty Oak Leader: What is all that racket?!
Xylem: It’s that human boy and those Karate Monsters — who, by the way, just kicked our root balls! I bet that makes you angry.
Mighty Oak Leader: Nah, not so much.
Lisa: But Mighty Oak, you need to stand up to these Karate Monsters — mostly to stop my brother’s gloating and his awful kung fu noises!
Bart: *karate kicks and thrusts* WA-TAH! HI-YAH! KA-PUNCH!
Mighty Oak Leader: They are pretty annoying.
• Collect Plastic Fangs – x 155
• Make Mighty Oak Leader Challenge Monsters – 4 hours
• Make Lisa Encourage Trees to Challenge Karate Monsters – 4 hours
• Make Kung Fu Werewolf Break Boards – 4 hours
• Make Bart Enthusiastically Watch Monsters Break Boards – 4 hours
Mighty Oak Leader: All right, Judo junkies, time for this oak to hickory smoke your beastly butts!
Taekwon Dracula: KI-YA! *breaks a stack of thirty boards*
Mighty Oak Leader: Ohhh-kay. Not fighting these guys.
Taekwon Dracula: That’s right. Now make like an oak and leaf!
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Plants vs. Karate, part 5:
● Taekwon Dracula (Character)
Xylem: Fine. We give up. The Xylem are NOT conquering Springfield. Happy?
Homer: WOOHOO!
Xylemite_2: This all started when we got that idiotic message with those stupid Marble Cinematronic Universe memes.
Kung Fu Werewolf: Wait, you guys aren’t the jerks who sent that?
Bart: Uh-oh.
Lisa: I take it back, Bart. I love this plan now.
• Collect Plastic Fangs – x 195
• Make Springfielders Celebrate Alien Plant Defeat – x 5, 4 hours
• Make Lisa Change Her Mind About Bart’s Plan – 4 hours
• Make Xylem Insist They Didn’t Send the Message – 4 hours
• Make Kung Fu Werewolf Demand to Know Who Sent the Message – 4 hours
• Make Bart Say That Frink Sent the Message – 4 hours
Kung Fu Werewolf: So you potted plants didn’t send the message?
Xylem: Read my knothole — NO! We have much bigger concerns on our own planet — like un-stunting our bonsai tree forests.
Bart: Anyhoo…now that you’re here, you can help us make our Halloween awesome!
Taekwon Dracula: But we don’t want anything that promotes negative monster stereotypes.
Kung Fu Werewolf: That’s right. Instead, we’re going to conquer Springfield ourselves! High five!
Taekwon Dracula: Okay, but not one of your karate chop high fives. I’m still healing from the last time we celebrated.
Reward: 200 $$s, 20 XP
That wraps up Act 2, back on Sunday with the Act 3 Rundown.
Have a good weekend everyone.
Have a great weekend!!! Thank you for all the help!!!