The Great Burnsby: Premium Combo, Roberto Dinero Walkthrough

Right then, you’ve got your Rundown and Turbo Tappin’ up so lets take a look at the premium offering for this act …
Roberto Dinero and Personal Liability Attorney (Character and Building)

As ever this isn’t exactly a Should I Buy, more like it’s a look at what you get if you decide to spend those Donuts so you can make your own minds up.

Here’s what’s in this post:
• Basic info
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks

Lets get started then, shall we . . .

Basic info:
Cost: 150 Donuts
● Roberto Dinero (Character)

• Premium: Yes
• Voiced: Yes
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes, 4 and 8 hour jobs
Note: Earns event currency

Bundled with:
● Personal Liability Attorney (Building)

• Built: 6 seconds
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 200 $$s and 22 XP every 8 hours
• Job(s): Yes, Roberto Dinero

Questline with Dialog:

Trial and Terror part 1:

Judge Snyder: Mr. Dinero, are you seriously suggesting your fighting robot client’s injury was not sustained in a robot fight, but in a traffic accident?
Roberto Dinero: Your honor, it’s not a suggestion — my client WAS injured while crossing a Springfield street.
Blue Haired Lawyer: But…his client, Carnage Destructicus, at the time of the said “accident” was engaged in an epic clash with several other gigantic robots. It was live on the news!
Roberto Dinero: And just for clarity purposes, where did this epic showdown take place?
Blue Haired Lawyer: I don’t see how that’s relevant to the case…
Judge Snyder: Well, I’d like to know!
Roberto Dinero: The fight occurred on a crosswalk.
Blue Haired Lawyer: Well, technically, yes. However, again I don’t see how that’s germane to the…
Roberto Dinero: Your Honor, that school bus went through a red light and hit my client while he was crossing the street. Sure, he was fighting against other evil robots while crossing the street. But the fact-of-the-matter is: his mechanical feet were within the boundaries of the crosswalk and it was indeed the pedestrian’s turn to cross the road.
Judge Snyder: Those are all good points.
Judge Snyder: Considering this unusual circumstance, I find myself favoring the plaintiff, Carnage Destructicus, and awarding him damages amounting to $500,000 for the injuries he sustained by the reckless driving of one Otto Mann of Springfield Elementary.
Superintendent Chalmers: Skin-NER! That money is coming out of your school’s budget!
Skinner: Ott-o! That money is coming out of your salary!
Superintendent Chalmers: Skinner…you can’t take money out of his salary. That would be highly illegal.
Carnage Destructicus: Roberto, you did it! Outstanding! In my quest to obliterate humans, I never thought I’d feel such regard for the human lawyer. I am most impressed by your navigation of the slow but powerful gears of the American legal system.
Roberto Dinero: Thanks, Mr. Destructicus… Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must extend my services to other potential ‘street fighters’.
Carnage Destructicus: But aren’t you already representing my fellow mechanized mates?
Roberto Dinero: Indeed, but a lawyer’s job is never done — especially when robot-induced chaos is just another Thursday.

• Make Carnage Destructicus Count His Money, 4 hours

Lisa: Mr. Dinero, are you orchestrating accidents just to drum up business for your shady law practice?
Roberto Dinero: What? Of course not, young lady. I’m merely practicing my right to…um, enhance the environment artistically. *tosses banana peel onto sidewalk*
Lisa: You’re LITTERING! In Springfield, that’s like our third worst environmental crime, right after our toxic waste-filled river and our tire fire that never stops burning!
Roberto Dinero: Eh, littering, schmittering. It’s small potatoes. Or should I say, small banana peels. *laughs*
Lisa: That’s it! Your cavalier attitude towards our town and its environmental and safety laws is appalling. I’m taking you to court, Mr. Dinero!
Roberto Dinero: *chuckling* A court battle with an eight-year-old? Don’t you have to get your parents’ permission to sue me?
Lisa: Probably. But for $5 Bart will sign anything with Homer’s signature.
Bart: $10.
Lisa: What? Since when?
Bart: Hey don’t blame me, blame inflation.
Lisa: Fine, here’s $10.
Lisa: Brace yourself, Mr. Dinero, because you’re about to learn a lesson in civic responsibility.

Trial and Terror part 2:

Blue Haired Lawyer: Your honor, we will prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the defendant willfully littered on the street. And I’m not just talking about any old litter. We’re dealing with the holy trinity of dangerous trash here: a banana peel, a bucket of marbles, and a truckload of tiny toy cars.
Judge Snyder: Really? A littering case? If I had known this was on my docket I would have extended my vacation in Costa Rica.
Blue Haired Lawyer: Judge Snyder, I’ve taken the case pro bono. And I never do that.
Roberto Dinero: Your honor, this so-called lawyer has had a vendetta against me ever since I wiped the floor with him earlier today in a separate case.
Judge Snyder: Fine, let’s just hurry it up. If my wife gets home before me, I lose custody of the remote control for the night. And I can’t suffer through another “Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion”.

• Make Blue Haired Lawyer Present Arguments – 4 hours
• Make Lisa Glare at Roberto Dinero – 4 hours
• Make Judge Snyder Check His Watch – 4 hours

Roberto Dinero: Your honor, this whole trial is a sham. The plaintiff doesn’t have a single witness to her name.
Lisa: Oh, really?
Blue Haired Lawyer: Permission to call our surprise witness, your honor.
Roberto Dinero: Surprise witness? No one told me about this.
Blue Haired Lawyer: If we had, it wouldn’t have been a surprise.
Lisa: Okay, everyone quickly hide in the court room.
Homer: Ugh, I hate surprise parties…
Marge: Homer, it’s a surprise witness. This is your civic duty!
Lisa: And silence your cell phones and turn off the lights!
Sideshow Mel: *phone rings* Sorry!

Trial and Terror part 3:

Judge Snyder: Bailiff, please bring the surprise witness.
Lisa: Shh…everyone quiet, quiet…
Otto: Hello…? It’s so dark. Is this like a courtroom rave?
Lisa: Surprise!
Judge Snyder: Surprise.
Otto: Whoa! How’d you all know it was my birthday?
Roberto Dinero: Otto? You’re their surprise witness?
Otto: Sorry, Mr. Dinero. That Lisa girl is scary and convincing. But me and my raccoon, Randy, saw everything. Well, he saw everything and told me about it.
Roberto Dinero: So, really your star witness is a raccoon named Randy?! Yeah, I’m not too worried.

• Make Lisa Chuckle – 4 hours

Blue Haired Lawyer: Objection, your honor.
Roberto Dinero: Your witness just attacked ME, so I think I should be the one objecting.
Blue Haired Lawyer: Mr. Dinero is clearly raccooning the witness.
Roberto Dinero: That’s not a real thing!
Judge Snyder: I’ve heard enough. I rule in favor of the plaintiff.
Roberto Dinero: But I didn’t even present my arguments!
Judge Snyder: Yes, but the witness is currently eating banana peels from your briefcase.
Christmas Raccoon: *eating banana peels*
Roberto Dinero: Argh!
Lisa: I hope you learned your lesson, Mr. Dinero.
Roberto Dinero: Yes, I learned that I need to buy a lock for my briefcase.

Roberto Dinero permanent jobs:

• Task: Practice Scathing Opening Remarks
• Time: 1 Hour
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 105 $$s, 23 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Personal Liability Attorney

• Task: Badger The Witness
• Time: 4 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual

• Task: Try To Find New Clients
• Time: 8 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual

• Task: Chase Ambulances
• Time: 12 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Springfield General Hospital, Medical Facilities, Brown House

• Task: Purchase Billboard Ad Space
• Time: 24 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 1000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Personal Liability Attorney

There you have it, over to you. Is this a must-buy, a maybe or a hard-pass?
Your opinions might help any Addict who’s not made up their minds yet so please share your thoughts in the comments.

Back later with a look at the cash offering.