The Summer of Our Discontent: Act 2 Premium, Delbert Fornby Walkthrough

 
Right then, you’ve got your Rundown and Turbo Tappin’ up so lets take a look at the premium offering for this act …
Desert Caravan and Delbert Fornby (Building and Character)

As ever this isn’t exactly a Should I Buy, more like it’s a look at what you get if you decide to spend those Donuts so you can make your own minds up.

Here’s what’s in this post:
• Basic info
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks

Lets get started then, shall we . . .

Basic info:
Cost: 150 Donuts
● Delbert Fornby (Character)

• Premium: Yes
• Voiced: 6 clips
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes, 8 and 12 hour jobs
Note: Earns event currency for Acts 2 to 4

Sound Effect(s):
• Tapped: 2 clips

 

• Good Job:

• Bad Job: 2 clips

 

• Job Done:

Bundled with:
● Desert Caravan (Building)

• Unique: Yes
• Built: 6 seconds
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 105 $$s and 11 XP every 3 hours
• Job(s): Yes, Delbert Fornby, Homer
Homer has a 4 hour job, Bother Desert Recluses

Sound Effect(s):
• Tapped:

Questline with Dialog:

Million Dollar Maybe part 1:

Desert Park Ranger: Doing some more sculpting, eh, Delbert?
Delbert Fornby: Get out of here, you pinko fascist running dog millennial corporate stooge!
Desert Park Ranger: You’re just kind of mashing random words there, aren’t you?
Delbert Fornby: That’s also how I make my sculptures. Now beat it. I have to go into town and look for inspiration.
Desert Park Ranger: You mean garbage.
Delbert Fornby: Speaking of which, do you mind giving me your hat?

• Make Delbert Fornby Look for Sculpture Supplies – 4 hours

Homer: Hey, that Fornby guy from the desert is walking down our street!
Lisa: He’s probably just looking for old stuff to make new sculptures out of.
Homer: Do you think I could get him to take out our trash?
Bart: You’ve never gotten me to do it, but it’s worth a try.

Million Dollar Maybe part 2:

Delbert Fornby: Springfield’s such a trash paradise. Now I’ll finally be able to finish my sculptural representation of recycling’s adverse impact on the arts.
Homer: Hey there, Mr. Fornby! I’m sorry I followed you all the way out to your trailer, but you didn’t hear me when I was yelling “Hello!”
Delbert Fornby: I was ignoring you! And for the last 40 miles I was actively avoiding you.
Homer: Yeah, I’m a persistent soul. Hey, is that an old engine block made to represent Eleanor Roosevelt’s butt?
Delbert Fornby: It is. You, sir, are a connoisseur of junk art.
Homer: Thanks. Can I have a ride back to Springifeld?
Delbert Fornby: No.
Homer: What if I bought Mrs. Roosevelt?
Delbert Fornby: Normally I don’t sell my artwork, but if it’ll get you to leave, fine.

• Make Delbert Fornby Sell Homer a Sculpture – 4 hours
• Make Homer Try to Figure Out What it Is – 4 hours

Million Dollar Maybe part 3:

Marge: Homer, is THAT what you’re bringing to the charity auction? An engine shaped like Mamie Eisenhower’s butt?
Homer: Marge, it’s Eleanor Roosevelt. And I got it for you. It’s a Delbert Fornby original!
Augustus Redfield: A Delbert Fornby original?! I’ll bid a million dollars!
Aristotle Amadopolis: I’ll bid TWO million dollars!
Aristotle Amadopolis: Uh, who’s Delbert Fornby?
Augustus Redfield: No idea.

• Make Delbert Fornby Work on a Sculpture – 4 hours
• Make Billionaires Bid on Fornby’s Work – x 3, 4 hours

Million Dollar Maybe part 4:

The Rich Texan: Beg your pardon, partner!
Delbert Fornby: What do you want?
Cayman Island Banker: We’re sorry to bother you, but—
Delbert Fornby: Not sorry enough if you’re still here.
Aristotle Amadopolis: Mr. Fornby, we want to buy some of your artwork. I’m sure we can negotiate a price that will make you happy.
Delbert Fornby: I’m never happy! And sell my art to billionaires like you? I’d rather blast it with my shotgun.
The Rich Texan: Now, Mr. Fornby, we billionaires can be very persuasive…
Delbert Fornby: So can my shotgun.
The Rich Texan: Mister, as a Texan, I’d be even more interested in your art.

• Make Delbert Fornby Chase Off Billionaires – 4 hours
• Make Billionaires Run for Their Lives – x 3, 4 hours

Million Dollar Maybe part 5:

Marge: Artie? What are you doing here?
Artie Ziff: Marge, I’m desperate! I gotta be the one to own a Delbert Fornby original. Homer, you gotta sell it to me! I’ll give you five million dollars for Barbara Bush.
Homer: No way, Ziff! It’s Eleanor Roosevelt and I went out into the desert and bought it for Marge for a solid twenty bucks, and I’ll never sell because she loves it.
Marge: I don’t love it THAT much.
Artie Ziff: Wait…you only paid twenty bucks?
Homer: I paid twenty bucks for Eleanor Roosevelt. You said you were interested in Barbara Bush…
Artie Ziff: Haha! Forget it, Simpson. I’d sooner pay five million dollars for an NFT of you as Pepe the Frog.

• Make Delbert Fornby Enjoy Some Peace and Quiet – 4 hours
• Make Artie Ziff Laugh at Homer – 4 hours
• Make Homer Regret Not Selling – 4 hours

Delbert Fornby: You again? Now what!
Homer: I’m not very popular at home right now, and I’m tired of everyone in town laughing at me.
Homer: Can I hang out here for a while?
Delbert Fornby: Okay, fine. Now turn around.
Homer: Why?
Delbert Fornby: I need an Abigail Adams butt model.
Homer: Eh, worth it.

Delbert Fornby permanent jobs:

• Task: Make Angry Art
• Time: 1 Hour
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 105 $$s, 23 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Desert Caravan

• Task: Practice Cranky Look In The Mirror
• Time: 4 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Desert Caravan

• Task: Work On a Sculpture
• Time: 8 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual

• Task: Look For Sculpture Supplies
• Time: 12 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual

• Task: Enjoy Some Peace And Quiet
• Time: 24 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 1000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Desert Caravan

There you have it, over to you. Is this a must-buy, a maybe or a hard-pass?
Your opinions might help any Addict who’s not made up their minds yet so please share your thoughts in the comments.

If things go to plan back tomorrow with the delayed Returning Content posts.