If you’ve been zapping through your tapping and it’s all been a bit of a blur or if you just fancied a reminder of what the writers got up to this time you’re in luck.
Here’s all the dialog and tasks for this act …
PS – A reminder that act 3 starts on Sunday
In this post it’s just the Act 2 Prize Track –
• Dunes, Dooms, and No Diners parts 1 to 5
Dunes, Dooms, and No Diners part 1:
● Desert Totem Pole (Decoration)
Marge: Hello? Louie’s Towing Company? Can you tow our car?
Marge: You can?! Thank you! We’re at the Springfield Desert Park—
Marge: You can’t? No, I didn’t hear the “T” at the end of— *dial tone* Hello?
Marge: That was the last one. Every towing company in Springfield says we’re out of their service radius.
Marge: Homer, are you even paying attention?
Homer: Sorry, Marge, I got bored and started playing a game on my phone. I’m tapping so much, I feel like a Morse code expert.
Marge: Try tapping “Dot-dot-dot-dash-dash-dash-dot-dot-dot”.
Homer: Does that mean “more donuts”?
Marge: It means “S.O.S.”!
Homer: What’s Morse Code for “more donuts”?
Marge: I DON’T KNOW!
• Collect Scorpions – x 60 
• Capture Chameleons ( tap Chameleon NPCs ) – x 5
• Make Simpsons Play Cool Donut-centric Mobile Games – x 3, 4 hours
• Make Marge Make Them Start Hiking – 4 hours
Marge: Okay, start walking! I think there’s a service station in that direction.
Bart And Lisa: But, Mom!
Marge: Don’t “But, Mom” me! You can walk and play on your phone at the same time.
Homer: Yeah, kids. Listen to your mother!
Homer: Whaaa! *trips and falls*
Marge: I wasn’t talking to you, Homer.
Dunes, Dooms, and No Diners part 2:
● Texxon (Building)
Marge: I can’t take this anymore. Going to that stupid desert park was a terrible idea!
Homer: Honey, relax! You know what you need?
Marge: I don’t want to play a stupid mobile game! Mobile games are stupid!
Homer: Please, Marge… Sky Finger might hear you.
Bart: Whoa! What is all this junk?
Lisa: I think we walked into somebody’s sculpture garden.
Bart: Whoa! Is that Elvis?
Lisa: I think it’s Benjamin Franklin.
Bart: Same idea.
• Collect Scorpions – x 125
• Capture Chameleons ( tap Chameleon NPCs ) – x 10
• Make Simpsons Be Confused by Weird Statues – x 4, 4 hours
• Make Delbert Fornby Scare Simpsons – 4 hours
Delbert Fornby: Who the heck are you?
Bart And Lisa: WAAAAH!
Homer: WAAAAH!
Marge: Sorry, sir. We didn’t mean to trespass. We were just admiring this sculpture of, uh…
Bart: Elvis…
Lisa: Ben Franklin…
Delbert Fornby: That’s Isaac Newton.
Marge: Yes, of course it is.
Delbert Fornby: He invented the fig cookie.
Lisa: Oh boy…
Dunes, Dooms, and No Diners part 3:
● Desert Statues Bundle (2 Decorations)
Delbert Fornby: What are you doing out here anyway?
Marge: It’s a long story involving someone doing sand donuts before our car broke down.
Delbert Fornby: Well, of course your car broke down when you do too many sand donuts. Isaac Newton proved that.
Marge: Anyway, we wanted to get a tow truck to come out, but we’re out of the service area.
Delbert Fornby: I’m in the service area. I get tow trucks out here all the time.
Marge: Really? That’s great!
Marge: Oh, shoot, my battery’s dead after calling all those towing companies. Lisa, can I use your phone?
Lisa: Sorry, Mom, I drained my battery taking all that video of the chameleons.
Marge: Bart, Homer, one of you must have some battery life left.
Bart: I had a full charge, but Homer took my phone when his ran out.
Marge: Homer!
Homer: Hey, your phone battery is dead, too. At least I have sweet premium in-game currency to show for it.
Marge: *annoyed grumble*
• Collect Scorpions – x 100
• Capture Chameleons ( tap Chameleon NPCs ) – x 15
• Make Lisa Be Sad Her Phone is Dead – 4 hours
• Make Homer Keep Tapping His Phone Anyway – 4 hours
• Make Marge Be Exasperated With Her Family – 4 hours
• Make Delbert Fornby Think These People Are Weird – 4 hours
Marge: Homer, if your battery is dead, why are you still tapping your phone?
Homer: I’m trying to perform CBR.
Lisa: Don’t you mean CPR?
Homer: No, CBR: Cardio Battery Resurrection. It’s totally a thing.
Lisa: It’s not a thing.
Marge: Mr. Fornby, do you have a phone I could use?
Delbert Fornby: Sorry. Got rid of my land line years ago.
Marge: But you said you got tow trucks out here all the time. How do you contact them?
Delbert Fornby: I write letters. It’s a lost art.
Dunes, Dooms, and No Diners part 4:
● Desert Planet Sculpture (Decoration)
Marge: Whoever the idiot is who designed Springfield should have put more gas stations in it.
Homer: Marge…Sky Finger is listening… *points up*
Delbert Fornby: Don’t get me started on the design of Springfield! Just another example of government of, for, and by nincompoops.
Homer: Hey, the government is not all bad! I used to be the head of the Department of Sanitation.
Delbert Fornby: Did you say…the Department of Sanitation?
Homer: Yep! I was also an astronaut, and an opera singer, and a snowplow driver…
Delbert Fornby: You eco-art haters are my sworn enemies! *attacks Homer* AAAAAAAH!
Homer: AAAAAAAH!
• Collect Scorpions – x 100
• Capture Chameleons ( tap Chameleon NPCs ) – x 15
• Make Delbert Fornby Chase Homer Around His Garden – 4 hours
• Make Homer Run for His Life – 4 hours
• Make Lisa Try to Calm Fornby Down – 4 hours
Lisa: Mr. Fornby! Mr. Fornby, calm down! That wasn’t my dad. He, uh, has always tried to protect art like yours.
Homer: I have?
Bart: Yeah! Everyone always says Homer’s taste in art is crap.
Homer: Why you little—!
Delbert Fornby: Look, Mister, if you’re going to attack your kid, it might be better if you just moved along now.
Marge: I couldn’t agree more. Is there a service station nearby where we can call for a ride?
Delbert Fornby: There is a new Texxon station that just got awarded down the road a ways.
Marge: What do you mean it just got “awarded”?
Delbert Fornby: Not sure how, but out here in the desert, things just appear. Like, any minute now. I expect a new Desert Planet Sculpture to be awarded.
Dunes, Dooms, and No Diners part 5:
● Desert Casa (Building)
Delbert Fornby: Look, I hate to see you all go…
Lisa: But you just told us you want us to leave.
Delbert Fornby: Did I? Well, that’s definitely true. Look, I can give you some army surplus snacks and boxed water and send you on your way.
Marge: But where will we go?
Delbert Fornby: Well, I did hear a bit of a commotion a few miles north. Might be worth checking out. Seems like it happens once a year.
Homer: Once a year! Maybe it’s the Super Bowl. Or the Oscars!
Lisa: I don’t think it’s either of those out here in the desert, Dad.
Delbert Fornby: Not in the summer. Those are late winter commotions.
• Collect Scorpions – x 160
• Capture Chameleons ( tap Chameleon NPCs ) – x 20
• Make Delbert Fornby Give the Simpsons Old C-Rations – 4 hours
• Make Homer Ask for Pizza Rolls – 4 hours
• Make Lisa Wonder About the Commotion – 4 hours
• Make Marge Get the Family Moving Again – 4 hours
Lisa: Look! That once-a-year commotion in the desert must be this year’s Blazing Guy Festival!
Homer: Blazing Guy?! I’ve heard of that!
Marge: You have?
Homer: Sure. He’s the guy who set the Devil’s Oasis on fire.
That wraps up Act 2, back when it’s time for Act 3.
This game is faaaaaaaaaaaar less fun when I don’t have new land to layout the prizes from each new event/act. Has EA said if we’re ever going to get more land…ever?
EA currently has lost interest in TSTO, and the devs have been likely only allowed to add basic new things (decorations, regular buildings) on a schedule they must follow. However, this event was different. There’s a list I made of all the new things in the event that I posted in the Calypso self-knowledge rundown. Problems on some devices recently also hint that more new things may be to come (land, hopefully).
Back to the new event…
There are two explanations for it:
1. The game is generating enough cash for EA that they have decided to hire more devs to work on it
2. The current devs used all spare time at work to make this the best event in a long time
We’ll find out once the event after this one releases.