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Tapped Out Walkthrough: Krustyland…The Krusty-est Place on Earth Part 2

Krustyland
We last left off with the building of Sideshow you, and Krusty’s plan to not cheat customers anymore.  We pick things back up in part 2 with Comic Book Guy arriving in Krustyland

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 16
Comic Book Guy will now appear in Krustyland when they’re not doing jobs in Springfield!
After tapping Comic Book Guy

Comic Book Guy: Excuse me? I wish to commemorate my visit here by purchasing Krustyland collectibles. Where are they for sale?
Krusty: Uh, nowhere. I’m trying this new thing where I treat my customers good. And everyone knows collectibles are a huge rip-off, right?
Comic Book Guy: On the contrary. With the rise of the modern nerd, limited-edition plastic crap is now a safer investment than gold.  I have mint-in-box vinyl-caped Jawa that is worth more than Delaware.  Besides, shopping is all this country is good at anymore. Might as well play to our strength.
Krusty: One shop, coming up!
Reach Level 23 and Build the Gift Shop- 1750 tickets, 24 hours
Keep Comic Book Guy free when complete
TSTO Krustyland Itchy_and_Scratchy_Gift_Shop_

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 17
After tapping Krusty

Krusty: Hey, you seem to know a lot about theme parks. You want to help me make Krustyland the best it can be?
Comic Book Guy: Not now, I’m shopping for toys.
Krusty: Right. But I’m offering you a highly-paid–
Comic Book Guy: SHOPPING!
Make Comic Book Guy Visit the Gift Shop – 60 min
Keep Krusty free when complete

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 18
After tapping Krusty

Krusty: Uhh, these people are pigs! There’s trash all over the place!
Lisa:  Maybe we should build some garbage cans. And a recycling station, so people can reduce their carbon footprints.
Krusty:Recycling? Isn’t that what you do to jokes, gags and bits?
Lisa: You can also do it to trash.
Krusty: Sounds expensive. Let’s stick with the garbage cans.
Place Garbage Bins (3x)- 100 tickets/ea
Keep Wiggum free in Springfield, you’ll need him for the next part

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 19
Wiggum, Moleman and Squeaky-Voice Teen will now appear in Krustyland when they’re not doing jobs in Springfield!
After tapping Wiggum

Wiggum: Hold on just a second there, Krusty.  I’m here to inspect your rides. And if I know Krustyland, they’re not going to be up to snuff.  I just hope SOMEONE doesn’t leave an envelope of money lying around, where it easily could bribe me.
Krusty:  Actually, Chief, the fella who rebuilt all my rides did a great job. It feels weird to say this, but I think my park is legal.
Wiggum: Oh. Well, that stinks. What’s the point of having lawmen if they’re not out there on the street collecting bribes?
Krusty: If you like, I could fake-bribe you with near-worthless park tickets.
Wiggum:Gee, would ya? That’d be swell.
Make Wiggum Collect Krustyland Bribes4 hrs

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 20
After tapping Wiggum
Wiggum: So, I can spend these tickets anywhere in Krustyland, right?
Krusty: Anywhere at all! Blackout dates apply, some attractions excluded, prices subject to the whims of an oft-drunk clown.
Wiggum: Sounds great!
Make Wiggum Eat at Krustyland Burger– 30 mins
Make Wiggum Take Part in a Sing-Along– 8 hrs
Keep Krusty free when complete

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 21
After tapping Krusty

Krusty:  Listen, Comic Book Guy. You know theme parks. How would you rate mine?
Comic Book Guy: I absolutely love it. One-and-a-half stars.
Krusty: Yikes. That’s kinda harsh.
Comic Book Guy: Well, your rides are dated. They move too much.  A truly first-rate modern ride is where you sit in a fake car and watch a 3-D movie that almost convinces me you you’re moving in real life.
Krusty: That’s moronic!
Comic Book Guy: Also, you need to have a tie-in to a successful movie. Or, as a last resort, a long-running primetime animated TV show.
Krusty: But what money-grubing TV cartoon would be desperate enough to lend its good name to a ride where you only pretend to be on a ride?
Comic Book Guy: A good point. Surely that would never happen. Well, we can always try for a movie tie-in.
Reach Level 24 and Build Radioactive Man: The Ride– 2500 tickets, 24 hours
Keep Comic Book Guy, Milhouse & Bart free when complete
TSTO Krustyland Radioactive_Man_the_Ride

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 22
After tapping Comic Book Guy

Comic Book Guy: I doubt these seats will support my ample frame, but as Radioactive Man would say “up and atom”.…except, of course, in issue 37 where his catchphrase was erroneously printed as “up and at ‘em.”
Bart: Cool! A Radioactive Man ride! Let’s go Milhouse!
Comic Book Guy: Gah! Children, at a them park? Is no place sacred?
Make Comic Book Guy Rides the Radioactive Man Ride– 4 hrs
Make Bart Ride the Radioactive Man Ride– 4 hrs
Make Milhouse Ride the Radioactive Man Ride– 4 hrs

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 23
After tapping Comic Book Guy 

Comic Book Guy: I have discovered another glaring omission in your park — no mascots.  Children and creepy adults need someone to sign their autograph books.
Krusty: Right, right. I always get my mascot guys on loan from the prison. Cons work cheap, and they’re used to wearing masks.
Hire a Krustyland Mascot– Itchy or Scratchy 60 donuts or Poochie 2500 tickets

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 24
After tapping Comic Book Guy

Comic Book Guy: And now a subject that is near and dear to my heart: food.
Krusty: No offense, but food is obviously near and dear to every other part of you, too.
Reach Level 25 and Build the Food Needle- 5000 tickets, 36hrs
Keep Comic Book Guy Free when complete
TSTO Krustyland food needle

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 25
After tapping Comic Book Guy

Comic Book Guy: All of this consulting has left me famished.  I will now sample the Food Needle’s offering, which Yelp! describes as: “technically edible,” and “clow-quality food.”
Krusty:  My favorite review? “The owner is washed-up. Too bad the tableware isn’t.” Tough but accurate.
Make Comic Book Guy Eat at the Food Needle– 12 hrs
Keep Nelson free in Springfield, you’ll need him for the next part

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 26
Nelson will now appear in Krustyland when he’s not doing jobs in Springfield!
After tapping Nelson

Nelson: One ticket for the Wet-and-Smokey Stunt Show, pleace. I want to see Orky the Orca ride a dirt bike,
Homer: We haven’t built it yet. Come back in twenty-four hours.
Nelson: I don’t think you understand.  I enjoy watching marine animals struggle to do people things in exchange for fish. I enjoy it very much. So make it happen.
Homer: And what if i don’t?
Nelson:Then you won’t progress any further in this dumb game.
Homer: I guess it’s true what they say — the best bullying comes from a place of honesty.
Reach Level 26 and Build the Wet-and-Smokey Stunt Show – 7500 tickets, 36 hrs
Keep Lisa and Nelson free when complete
TSTO Krustyland wet wild stunt show

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 27
After tapping Lisa

Lisa:  Nelson, don’t you find forcing animals to do tricks kind of… cruel?
Nelson: I never really thought about it. But yeah, the cruelty’s probably what makes it so great.  Also, sometimes you get splashed by a gazillion tons of water. You want to check it out with me?
Lisa:  The animal activist in me says no… but the eight-year-old in me is intrigued by this splashing you speak of.
Make Nelson Watch the Stunt Show– 12 hrs
Make Lisa Watch the Stunt Show – 12 hrs

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 28
After tapping Nelson

Nelson: See, Lisa? I told you the water show was fun.
Lisa: It was a chilling display of man’s heartlessness towards his animal brethren.  And we got soaked!  You want to get some cotton candy?
Nelson:Sure! I mean… sure, whatever. I guess.
Place a Cotton Candy Stand– 400 tickets, instant build
TSTO Krustyland cotton candy stand

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 29
After tapping Nelson 

Nelson: So, what do you want to do now?
Lisa: I read on the internet that there’s going to be a haunted house in Krustyland…but according to the data-mined text files, it’s not being released until level 150!
Nelson:Don’t worry — I can bully anything. Hey, game! I’m gonna count down from five…and if I don’t have that ride when I get to zero, I’m going to mess up your save file. 5… 4…3…2…
Congratulations! You just unlocked Krusty’s Haunted Condo!
TSTO Krustyland haunted condo
Nelson: That’s more like it.
Build Krusty’s Haunted Condo –10,000 tickets, 24 hours
Keep Nelson and Lisa free when complete

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 30
After tapping Nelson

Nelson: Right now, I feel like I could beat up the whole world.  I guess what I’m trying to say is, even though all girls are super-lame and have garbage personalities, if ever one wasn’t the worst, it’d be you.  Or whatever.
Lisa: Awww…
Make Lisa Tour the Haunted Condo  – 8 hrs
Make Nelson Tour the Haunted Condo – 8 hrs

To be continued….you’ll need to keep Nelson and Lisa free for the next part.  We’ll pick things back up with the 3rd and final Krustyland Walkthrough soon.

Part 3

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Tapped Out Walkthrough: Krustyland…The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 1

TSTO Krustyland Splash Screen
Krusty himself gets things started for Krustyland in Springfield.  

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 1
After tapping Krusty

Krusty: Ugh. Can someone tell me why the same dogs run every race at our track?  And why, given that, a TV clown would blow his entire fortune betting on said races?
Lisa: Krusty? You’re Broke?
Krusty:No, broke means you have zero. I am millions in debt. If I was only broke, I’d be the richest jerk on earth.
Bart: Why don’t you just re-open Krustyland and make your money back?
Krusty: Krustyland is a mess. They never tell you how expensive the “maintenance” part of a theme park is.  Or how when you don’t pay “maintenance” and one ride topples onto another ride and careens into a crowded midway, it can also be expensive.
TSTO Krustyland
Bart: Then again, rebuilding Krustyland would be a great way to kill time, and keep people from focusing on more important tasks like work and school.
Krusty: Anything I can do to harm America’s productivity. Let’s do it!
Lisa: Isn’t Krustyland way out of town? How will we get there?
TSTO Krustyland
Krusty: Leave that to me! By which I mean, the Sky Finger. Get to it, chump!
Place the Krustyland Shuttle– $50000, instant build
TSTO Krustyland shuttlebus
Tap the Shuttle and go to Krustyland 

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 2
After tapping Krusty 

Krusty: The old Krustyland is a dump. Where am I gonna find a schmuck fakakta enough to clean up this mess.
Homer: Ohh, Yiddish — that often leads to Latkes.
Krusty: Hey hey! Welcome to Krustyland!  Step-right-up to our newest attraction: Grab That Girder Over There and Drag It, Then Every Other Girder, to Somewhere the Truck Can Get to Them More Easily!
Homer:  Long name. Sounds fun!
Make Homer Cleanup Krustyand- 6secs

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 3
After tapping Homer

Homer: I gotta say, Krusty, th girder-dragging ride at Disneyland is better.  And why reward me with these stupid tickets? A guy like me is used to getting paid in cold, hard pretend money.
Krusty: Those are Krustyland Tikets! They’re like money but more… fun! Hoo Hoo Ha Ha!  Also, you’re going to need those tickets to rebuild the Krustyland Entrance. So hand ‘em over!
Build the Krustyland Entrance-6 secs
TSTO Krustyland krustyland entrance

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 4
After tapping Krusty

Krusty:  The harder it is for people to find their way around a theme park, the less time they spend on its fragile, deadly rides.  I need a boneheaded, twisting, counterintuitive layout for this place. Where’s that guy from before?
Homer: Hi, Mr The Klown — I’m that guy from before. I want to once again lodge a complaint about being paid in your personal scrip instead of money.
Krusty: And I look forward to that conversation. Right after you try our latest attraction: Build A Path!
Place Krustyland PathsFree(4x)

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 5
After tapping Homer

Homer: You know, this theme park is starting to feel a lot like work.
Krusty: But, if I may finish that thought, it’s all worth it when you get your payout of Krustyland Tickets.
Homer: Is that how that thought finishes? Well, I guess I can’t tell my throughts what to think. Okay, what’s next?
Krusty: Now comes the important stuff.  The rides are just a way to bring customers — or, as we call them in the industry, “Fat Dummies Deserving of What They Get” — into the park.
Homer: I didn’t know we had a nickname! Pretty sweet.
Krusty: But it’s the rigged, unwinnable midway games where you make the real dough.
Place the Ring Toss Game- 35tickets, instant build
Keep Cletus free in Springfield, you’ll need him for the next part

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 6
Cletus and Sideshow Mel will now appear in Krustyland when they’re not doing jobs in Springfield!
After tapping Krusty

Krusty: Okay, Homer, are you ready to run the Ring Toss stall?
Homer: Run it? I want to play!
Krusty: Don’t waste your time… the rings aren’t big enough to land on any of the prizes.
Homer: Looks easy enough. Just watch. *clink* Whoops. Okay, just one more. *click* One more. *click* One more…
TSTO Krustyland Ring toss
Krusty: Ugh. Looks like I’m going to need someone else to run the stall.
Make Cletus Run the Ring Toss Stall – 12h
Make Homer Play at the Ring Toss Game – 4h
Keep Bart & Lisa free in Springfield, you’ll need them for the next part.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 7
Bart, Lisa and Kearney will now appear in Krustyland when they’re not doing jobs in Springfield!
After tapping Bart

Bart:  Krusty, you haven’t rebuilt my favorite ride yet. Where’s the infamous Death Drop?  You didn’t shut it down just because of one tiny little class action lawsuit filed by five thousand hospitalized children?
Lisa: Ugh. Maybe that one’s better left unbuilt.
Krusty: Actually, it’s our safest ride.
Build the Death Drop- 300tickets, 12 hours
TSTO Krustyland Death_Drop
Keep Bart & Lisa free when complete.  Keep Milhouse free in Springfield, you’ll need him for the next part. 

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8
Milhouse will now appear in Krustyland when he’s not doing jobs in Springfield!
After tapping Bart

Bart: The Death Drop is ready! Just look at all that beautiful rust. Race you to it!
Milhouse: I don’t know, Bart. It looks like a big kids ride.  Well I suppose I could try it once… if Lisa holds my hand.
Lisa: On the off chance that we survive this ride, no way.  I’d never respect my hand again.
Make Bart Ride the Death Drop– 30mins
Make Lisa Ride the Death Drop– 30mins
Make Milhouse Ride the Death Drop -30mins
Keep Homer free when complete
Bart:  Woooo! That was awesome. I’m going to ride it again!
Lisa:  I think I’m done for now… what about you, Milhouse? Milhouse?
Milhouse: *vomiting*

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 9
After tapping Homer

Homer: We’ve run out of room to build.  Guess I’ll go back to my regular jobs, of which there are now so many it’s a real pain to scroll down the list and find the one you want.
Krusty: Krustyland is out of room? Then you’re in luck — there’s a job for that!
Buy a Krustyland Expansion- Price varies depending on where you buy

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 10
After tapping Homer

Homer:  All this work is making me hungry. Where can I get some food?
Krusty: We could probably scrape together a decent Krusty Burger from what’s in the freezer.  Yup, there’s still some “meat” in there.
Homer: Mmmmm… scraped, quotation-marks meat.
Reach Level 21 and Build Krustyland Burger– 650 tickets, 24 hr build
TSTO Krustyland Krustyland_Krusty_Burger
Homer:  Hey! Who are all these people?
Krusty: The dregs of humanity… or as we call them here at Krustyland, customers.  As we rebuild Krustyland there’s gonna be more and more of these losers streaming in.
Homer:  I don’t follow…
Krusty: As you improved Krustyland, the park’s rating on the Krust-O-Meter goes up.  A higher Krust-O-Meter rating means more paying customers!
Lisa: So you’re saying as the Krust-O-Meter increases, more people will show up at the park?
Krusty: Yep, and when they use the rides they’ll accumulate tickets. Just tap on them to collect!
Homer:  Free tickets? What a meaningless enticement. Count me in!

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 11
After tapping Homer

Homer: Woo Hoo! Krusty Burger, here I come!
Milhouse: Hey, Bart! Let’s grab a Laffy Meal! It comes with a toy from the movie Green Lantern 2: Seriously, a Second Green Lantern?
Bart: I’ll go on the Death Drop, while you eat a Laffy Meal. We’ll see who barfs first!
Make Homer Eat at Krustyland Burger –30 min
Make Bart Ride the Death Drop –30 min
Make Milhouse Eat at Krustyland Burger –30 min
Keep Martin free in Springfield when complete, you’ll need him for the next part. 

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 12
Martin, Skinner & Otto will now appear in Krustyland when they’re not doing jobs in Springfield!
After tapping Bart

Bart: Hey, what gives? People have been on these rides all day and nobody’s dead. We’ve come to expect  good deal more maiming from our beloved Krustyland.  I don’t want to grow up to be one of those guys who doesn’t have a childhood story about the kid he knew who died at an amusement park.
Martin: Hello, Bartholomew! Fancy a go on the ol’ Death Drop with yours truly?
Bart: Come on, Krusty — if Martin’s having fun in your park, you KNOW you’re doing something wrong!
Krusty: Everybody chill out.  If you want excitement, if you want hair-raising peril, just wait ’til you see my next attraction… the Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy Stall!
Bart: Oy vey.
Place the Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy Stall –500 tickets, instant build
Make Martin Try Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy  – 60
min
Keep Bart free when complete
Martin: Take THAT!… and THAT!
Cletus: Ow! Hey! You’re only allowed to throw balls at the little men!
Martin: I’m sorry, Mr. Carny. I have a lot of pent-up anger due to my unpopularity and constant targeting by bullies at school.
Bart:  Maybe you should look for a doctor, Martin.
Martin: Thank you, Bart. That’s excellent advice.
Hibbert:  Ow! Hey! Who’s throwing balls at me?

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 13
After tapping Bart

Bart:  Krusty, you’ve lost your edge.
Krusty: Don’t say that, kid! I’m an afternoon TV Clown.  If I’m not making my living on the bleeding edge, my audience of six-year-olds will find someone who is!  Here, you want danger? You want risk? How about…
Reach Level 22 and Build Sleeping Itchy’s Castle – 1000 tickets, 24 hours
TSTO Krustyland Sleeping itchy's castle
Keep Krusty free when complete 

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 14
After tapping Krusty

Krusty: Okay, I admit it! The new Krustyland is safe, family-friendly, and all the other horrible things you say!  The guy I suckered into building it just did too good a job. And now I have to find a way to live with the excellent results.  I never wanted to be in the business of pleasing people, but that’s the hand I was dealt.  So I’m going with it — Krustyland is going to be the People-Pleasing-est Place on Earth!  I’m going to be the first clown in history to make people happy!
Make Krusty Get Serious –8 hrs
Keep Homer free when complete

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 15
After tapping Homer

Homer: Hey, I think this Ring Toss game is RIGGED!
Krusty: I’ve told you that a hundred times! Look, forget it. From now on, no more cheating our schmucks. I mean, our “valued customers.”  Though it makes my pancake makeup-caked skin crawl to say it, let’s build a game that isn’t rigged. A real people-pleaser.
Place Sideshow You –1000 tickets, instant
sideshow you TSTO Krustyland
Keep Comic Book Guy free in Springfield, you’ll need him for the next part
Krusty: Now any jerk — I mean, “respected patron” — can waltz in and get free Tickets.
Homer:  Don’t mind if I do!
You can now play the Balloon Pop game for free Tickets!
Just tap on Sideshow You and get popping!

To be continued….

Part 2