Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
The Flanders have invaded Springfield…hopefully to liven this up a bit! As the Flanders Family Reunion has officially kicked off! What will happen in the new update? Will Canadian Flanders say one eh to many? Will Ted Flanders unload all of his Spinich? Well, you’ll have to read the dialogue to find out!
With this mini-event, two new premium characters arrived in Springfield, Ted Flanders, and Brunella Pommelhorst. In addition to helping with event currency, the two premium characters also come with their own questlines. So let’s take a look at the full dialogue for those questlines now…
Herbs in a Hurry Pt. 1
Nedward: This “high-traffic” area is the perfect place for our “herbal spinach” cart.
Capri: So how come no one is stopping to buy?
Nedward: The best way to advertise a product is to see it in action. It’s why people at sunglass kiosks are always wearing sunglasses.
Capri: Then lets roll up some of these leaves and give the people a demonstration!
Nedward: Whoah. If we use enough of our product, we’ll need to wear sunglasses, too.
Ted: Did someone say sunglasses? Lucky for you, I’ve got a ton of used pairs for great prices!
Make Ned’s Parents Try to Rope in Customers- 8hrs, Earns $840, 210xp (if you have them)
Make Ted Try to Sell Used Sunglasses- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Herbs in a Hurry Pt. 2
Quimby: Er-ah, “herbal spinach”? Is that some sort of salad?
Nedward: Everything is some sort of everything, man. Think about it.
Quimby: That’s very deep. As a politician, I prefer to think about things on a purely superficial level.
Capri: Maybe you should open yourself up to new experiences.
Quimby: Or eh, at least new lunches. How would you recommend I prepare your spinach?
Nedward: Baked, man. Definitely baked.
Make Quimby Purchase “Herbal Spinach”- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Herbs in a Hurry Pt. 3
Ned: A sales cart? Right out in the open? When you said you’d be selling your special “herbal spinach”, I assumed you’d be more discreet about it.
Capri: Why should we try to hide something that grows in Mother Earth?
Ned: If she’s growing “herbal spinach”, Mother Earth is a bit loose with her morals.
Nedward: Now, would you like to try our Indica spinach or our Sativa spinach?
Ned:… Are you sure I wasn’t adopted?
Make Ned Be Ashamed of His Parents- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Make Ned’s Parents Dig in Their Heels- 8hrs, Earns $840, 210xp
Ned: Well, if I can’t talk you out of selling your devil-weed, all I ask is you don’t do it in front of Rod and Todd.
Rod: Look, Daddy! Grandpa and Grandma taught us how to roll spinach for their customers!
Todd: We’re helping! Yaaay!
Herbs in a Hurry Pt. 4
Ted: It’s the fuzz! Scatter!
Wiggum: Whoah, whoah. You can’t sell that stuff in Springfield!
Capri: Why not? It’s perfectly legal in this state, you know.
Wiggum: It is? What state is this again?
Nedward: One where people have been using “herbal spinach” medicinally for years, man.
Wiggum: All I know is, as an officer sworn to uphold the law… I guess I should probably find out what the law is.
Make Wiggum Consult His Law Book- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Make Ted Flanders Hide From the Law- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
Wiggum: Well, there’s nothing in my book that says it’s illegal.
Capri: See? We told you.
Wiggum: Of course, there’s nothing in my book that says its LEGAL, either…You know what? I’m gonna arrest you both, just to be safe.
Nedward: Unjustly run in by the fuzz… I feel like a kid again!
Herbs in a Hurry Pt. 5
Ned: Howdilly-doodilly, Officer. I’m here to bail out my wayward parents.
Ted: Don’t forget your handsome cousin!
Wiggum: Not a chance, Flanders. As Chief of Police, I say we let ‘em rot in jail.
Quimby: And as MAYOR, I say selling “herbal spinach” is not only legal in Springfield, but strongly encouraged! I also say, er-ah, it’s like time is breathing… and all the colors of the universe are singing just for me!
Capri: I see you tried our product!
Make Quimby Pardon Ned’s Parents- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
Make Ted Try to Get Pardoned- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Nedward: Now that we’re back selling on the street, I say we celebrate our victory over “The Man” with some safe, legal “herbal spinach”.
Capri: Come on, Neddy. Join your parents, just this once.
Ned: Well, I suppose just one leaf wouldn’t hurt…
Capri: I’m glad to hear you say that, because I slipped some into that tea you’re drinking.
Ned: Well stone me like Achan and Naboth! No wonder I’m not filled to the brim with right-didilly-ighteous anger!
Muscular Movers Pt. 1
Coach Pommelhorst starts
Coach Pommelhorst: Put your back into it you weaklings!
Milhouse: At this rate I won’t have any back left.
Bart: I don’t get this. The only thing we do in gym class anymore is lift boxes. And why does it last eight hours a day?
Coach Pommelhorst: To strengthen your quads. Or your core. Now get to work moving that piano!
Make Coach Pommelhorst Push Children Too Hard- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
Muscular Movers Pt. 2
Lisa: This isn’t gym class. You’re just using us as unpaid laborers for your Starving Teachers Moving Company.
Coach Pommelhorst: Eh, it’s both things.
Lisa: Well, we’re not going to stand for it. We’re going on strike!
Coach Pommelhorst: If you do, you’ll get an incomplete.
Lisa: No, not that. I’ll keep working.
Make Coach Continue to Push Children- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Make Lisa Grade Grub by Moving Boxes- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Muscular Movers Pt. 3
Skinner: I’m all for child labor, but this is over the line.
Coach Pommelhorst: They aren’t laboring, they’re barely moving.
Bart: Ow, my poor legs.
Skinner: You’re only proving my point.
Coach Pommelhorst: Well, I’m not shutting this operation down without a fight!
Make Coach Pommelhorst Have a Pen Fight- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Muscular Movers Pt. 4
Coach Pommelhorst starts
Coach Pommelhorst: You put up a good fight, Skinner.
Skinner: The pen is mightier than the sword, I’ve been told. Although I don’t see how that’s possible.
Coach Pommelhorst: You have changed my mind, I will help the weak children move boxes.
Skinner: Do you even work here anymore?
Make Coach Pommelhorst Move Boxes- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Muscular Movers Pt. 5
Coach Pommelhorst starts
Coach Pommelhorst: That was the last of your stuff, sir. Is there anything else we can do for you?
Moleman: No, that’s all. Thank you for your help.
Bart: You’re welcome. I just need to rest before we get going. *passes out*
Moleman: Is he going to be okay?
Coach Pommelhorst: He’ll be fine, but he’s failing my class for passing out on the job.
Make Coach Pommelhorst Be Unforgiving- 24hrs, Earns $1,000, 225xp
And this concludes the premium questline for Flanders Family Reunion.
Thoughts on the questlines? Did you buy Ted or Brunella? Thoughts on the dialogue? Sound off below, you know we love hearing from you!