THOH XXX: Full Dialogue Week 3, Once Bitten, Twice Die

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

The calendar may say November, but it’s still Halloween in Springfield!  But with Kodos and Kang involved will it be full of Treats or lots of Tricks? We’ll have to read the dialogue to find out…

Now that we’re wrapping up week 3 of the event, it’s time to look back at the dialogue.  Just in case you missed it by tappin’ too fast…

Once Bitten, Twice Die Pt. 1
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Marge: I don’t want to be a bother but can we have some water? It’s so hot being captured and housed in these mines.
Zia Simpson: Sorry, Grandma. I didn’t know my stable of monsters would take over Springfield and you.
Marge: Destroying Springfield is bad. But worse… could you stop calling me Grandma?!
Frankensteins Monster: *thrusts a flaming torch*
Bart: I thought Frankensteins were afraid of fire.
Frankensteins Monster: Frankenstein work through his fire issues.
Make Zia Simpson Take All the Credit- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Kang Confront Zia Simpson- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Collect Lost Souls- x50.
On Job start:
Zia Simpson: You aliens should be happy. I’ve made you a huge success.
Kang: Yeah, about that. We need to talk.
Zia Simpson: What’s on your mind, Doc Guac?
Kang: It was our idea to take over Springfield. Yet, you’re taking all the credit and more than the standard ten percent fee.
Kodos: All the monsters are loyal to you and not us.
Zia Simpson: It’s all part of my packaging fee. Remember, you two Jello Jigglers would be nothing but space debris if it wasn’t for me.
Kang: She’s become worse than our previous agent.
Kodos: We should have seen this coming, but with one eye we have no depth perception. It’s come to this… Zia, you’re fired.
Zia Simpson: What?! I can’t be fired! You work for me. I swear you aliens will never destroy in this town again!
End Dialogue:
Kang: I thought our Agent of Destruction had our best interests in mind but she was just looking out for herself.
Kodos: We dreamed of dancing on all your graves.
Marge: That isn’t a very nice dream.
Kodos: Don’t judge. You really had to see the dance.
Kang: Maybe all hope is not lost if you humans join with us to get revenge.
Bart: I’m all in on getting revenge!

Once Bitten, Twice Die Pt. 2
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Bart: Someone help! I’m stuck under a big rock.
Frankensteins Monster: Frankenstein will save you, then kill you! Then have cigar with blind man.
Kang: *knocks out Frankenstein*
Nelson: Haw-haw. You flattened his flat-top!
Lisa: Let’s hurry. We need to get out of here!
Make Simpsons Break Out of Prison- x3. 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Kang Break Out of Prison- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Kodos Break Out of Prison- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Collect Lost Souls- x100.
Homer: I’m tired of running. No one told me prison breaks would be exercise.
Kang: Where can a family of five with two aliens hide?
Marge: I know just the place.

Once Bitten, Twice Die Pt. 3
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Marge: The monsters have taken over! Zia has even re-enlisted Dracula. He’s joined forces with her. Two Agents of Destruction against us?! This is out of control!
Kodos: Don’t worry, Grandma. We’ve got a plan.
Marge: Would EVERYONE stop calling me Grandma!
Make Marge Be Offended- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Count Dracula Join Forces with Zia- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Collect Lost Souls- x100.
Lisa: Dracula has a device to access an interdimensional portal.
Marge: How come everyone has one of those except us?
Lisa: We can use his to find a hero, then use that hero against the agents.
Kodos: Fight with an agent?! I’m not sure I want to do that.
Lisa: We don’t have a choice. Zia and Dracula will find us, and we need to fight back.
Homer: Then I’ll snag Drac’s device and meet you back here tomorrow.

Once Bitten, Twice Die Pt. 4
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Lisa: Zia, are you there?
Zia Simpson: Yes, Mom.
Lisa: Mom? Wait… oh right. I am your mom. Why would you work against me?
Zia Simpson: You’re right. I wanted to control the world, but now I realize I just wanted to control my own life. I’m sorry.
Count Dracula: No Agent of Destruction says she’s sorry. It shows weakness. Yes, I’m back in control!
Make Milhouse Immediately Surrender- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Zia Simpson Double Double Cross Her Family- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Kang Attack Count Dracula- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Kodos Attack Count Dracula- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Collect Lost Souls- x100.
On job start:
Count Dracula: Get off me, you worms!
Kodos: You call your best clients worms?
Count Dracula: “Worm” is an affectionate term in the bizness.
Kang: Quick humans, while we struggle, you escape!
Homer: You slime balls aren’t so bad after all.
Kang: We’re not doing this for you. If you die now, we can’t destroy you ourselves later.
Zia Simpson: Not so fast. I’m back with Drac.
Marge: What?! Why?
Zia Simpson: I have a lot of conflicting emotions. It’s what teens are good at.

End Dialogue:
Kodos: Why did you betray us, Human Girl?
Zia Simpson: Mostly because I think you guys are idiots.
Count Dracula: Take them to the Witch’s house and let her roast them for dinner.
Kang: So this is how agents drop clients?!

Once Bitten, Twice Die Pt. 5
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Kang: How dare you beer batter us!
Suzanne The Witch: The batter was Homer’s idea. Now stop struggling. I don’t like my food to be tough.
Bart: I’ll show you tough. *pushes her into the oven*
Suzanne The Witch: Why do I always leave the oven door open?! *screams*
Lisa: C’mon! We have to hurry! Zia and Dracula are going to use the Ultranet device to consume souls.
Homer: *moans* We’re not staying for Witch BBQ?
Make Simpsons Attempt to Stop Count Dracula- x3. 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Kang Attempt to Stop Count Dracula- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Attempt to Stop Count Dracula- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Homer Eat Barbeque- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Collect Lost Souls- x100.
On job start:
Bart: Didn’t you get the memo, Count Lame-ula? We’re crashing your coffin party.
Kang: Or… make you a deal: give us back our ship and kill all the humans, and we’ll call it even.
Marge: I REALLY don’t know whose side to be on anymore.
Zia Simpson: Then be on my side, ‘cause I’m back on yours. *explaining tone* Teenager, remember?
Count Dracula: That’s it. I’m closing this deal right now. *flips switch*

End Dialogue:
Bart And Lisa: *Scream*
Marge: What happened? There was a flash of light and then I passed out.
Lisa: Mom, I don’t feel so good. *collapses*
Bart: It’s probably just gas. Uh-oh. Is gas contagious? *collapses*

And with that, you’ve completed week 3!

Thoughts on the third week?  Did you finish the prize track? Ready for the fourth and final week?  Thoughts on the event in general?  Sound off below, you know we love hearing from you!