Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Update time in Springfield! We’re all getting antsy sitting at home, so it’s nice to have an update to focus on! What’s in store for us this time? Well, it’s time for Burns and Aristotle Amadopolis to have yet another clash of tapping proportions!
With Act 4, one new premium character was introduced. In addition to helping with event currency, the Rasputin comes with his own, individual questline, so let’s take a look at the full dialogue questline now…
Red in the Face Pt. 1
Rasputin: *laying on couch* I don’t understand. I’m the friendly Russian, not the cold, mean, stereotypical Russian.
Marvin Monroe:It seems you have some pent-up aggression. How is your relationship with your mother?
Rasputin: She is like a menacing bear.
Marvin Monroe: I’m sorry to hear that.
Rasputin: No, menacing bear is the most loving of creatures in Russia.
Make Rasputin Work Through Trauma- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Make Marvin Monroe Be Disappointed in Mother Russia- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Marvin Monroe: Did you spend a lot of time with your mother?
Rasputin: Not as much as I wished. She went into hibernation most winters.
Marvin Monroe: It sounds to me like YOU are the one hibernating. You need to find your joy again. Get out in the sun and find what brightens your day.
Rasputin: I’ll try. But don’t let this get back to Mother.
Red in the Face Pt. 2
Squeaky Voice Teen starts
Squeaky Voice Attendant: Sir, I can’t serve you five gallons of ice cream. It’s against company policy.
Rasputin: But I have a five-gallon appetite!
Squeaky Voice Attendant: How ‘bout two gallons of ice cream and three gallons of toppings?
Rasputin: Da to ice cream. Nothing but nyet to toppings.
Make Rasputin Angrily Eat Ice Cream- 4hrs, $260, 70xp
Rasputin: This isn’t working, I’m filled with rage along with cookies and cream. There is only one force more powerful than the love of ice cream……the love of small animals.
Red in the Face Pt. 3
Moe: What can I do for ya?
Rasputin: I was told you’re the man to see about cute animals.
Moe: Nah, I’m outta the importing exotic animals game. I got gored by too many water buffalo.
Rasputin: This is too bad. I was prepared to spend much money to pet animals.
Moe: Actually… I might have something in the back. Come with me.
Make Rasputin Play With Puppies- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Rasputin: The puppies are teething. I have become their chew bone. This isn’t a pleasurable experience.
Moe: Sorry pal, no refunds.
Red in the Face Pt. 4
Rasputin: I give up. I’m doomed to be Rasputin the Cranky Russian forever.
Duffman: …Never give up! Oh, yeah!
Rasputin: You’re right. What kind of Russian would I be if I gave up?
Duffman: I meant never give up on the great taste of Duff!
Rasputin: All the same, random brand mascot. Now I need a symbol like your beer belt and cape to show my gusto. How do you say, “Oh, yeah!”
Duffman: Oh, NOOO!
Make Rasputin Wave Flags- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
Red in the Face Pt. 5
Rasputin: Flag waving didn’t work. Did Duffman lead me astray?
Hans Moleman: Excuse me, sir. Do you have the time?
Rasputin: Sure, it’s half past four. Wait, that’s it! I can’t believe it’s been right under my broken nose this entire time!
Make Rasputin Get His Joy Back- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
And this concludes the premium dialogue for Act 4, of the Simpsons Wrestling Event
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