THOH XXXI Prize Guide: Act 3, Prize 5 Hell Teacher

Hey Guys, just realizing this never posted.  It was slated to post last week, but it never went live.  I greatly apologize for that!  Posting this now and I’ll have a SIB on the Demon Technician up soon.  Thanks!

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

Time for another fun and exciting event prize post!  And of course, with this theme, everything is Hellish! Act 3 consists of 3 new decorations, 1 new building, and one new character.

So let’s take a look at the final Act 3 prize, Hell Teacher, a new character for Springfield…

The Hell Teacher is a  brand new character for Springfield and part of the Treehouse of Horror XXXI Character Collection:

How You Unlock it:
Stairway to Hell Pt. 5
Make Lisafer Torture Homer- 4hrs
Make Homer Get Tickle Tortured- 8hrs
Collect Forbidden Donuts- x125.

Once achieved you’ll unlock the character…

Other Info:
WDTCF:Treehouse of Horror XXV” S26, E4

The Hell Teacher does come with a full questline, here’s a look at that questline:

Land of the Flies Pt. 1
Hell Teacher starts

Skinner: Class, meet your new teacher, freshly transferred from Hellementary School. This is Miss…uh…
Hell Teacher: Just call me Hellen.
Skinner: Um, yes, of course. Are you sure you can handle these hellions, Hellen?
Milhouse: Hey! Nelson just gave me a wet willy!
Hell Teacher: Wet willy him back.
Milhouse: But won’t I get in trouble?
Hell Teacher: Wrath is a virtue. What better way to grow young minds than to encourage them to seek retribution on their enemies?
Milhouse: I love my new teacher!
Make Hell Teacher Encourage Nerds to Revenge- 1hr
Make Nerds Contemplate Vengeanc- 1hr. x3
Martin: This is every nerd’s fantasy!
Cosine Tangent: Be warned. It could be an Ackbar scenario.
Database: But what if it’s NOT a trap? If we knew we wouldn’t get in trouble, what would we do?
Report Card: I have some ideas on three-by-five cards I’ve housed in a rented storage unit over the years.
Uter: How many have you collected?
Report Card: Hundreds of thousands. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Land of the Flies Pt. 2
Hell Teacher starts

Hell Teacher: So what have my fine little minds come up with? As we say in Hell, one must strike while the iron is hot. And irons are always hot in Hell. Not like on the surface. Your irons cool way too quickly.
Lewis Clark: We’re still not convinced we won’t get in trouble for this, so we’re starting with a simple prank that can’t easily be traced back to us.
Martin: The classic “itching powder in the gym shorts”. Gym class is next period.
Dolph: Man, something doesn’t feel right here.
Nelson:  Yeah, something’s hapnin’ with my junk. But it’s dodgeball time and I can put itching aside if it means we get to Nail-A-Nerd!
Make Hell Teacher Enjoy the Spectacle- 2hrs
Make Bullies Scratch Themselves Embarrassingly 2hrs. x3
Make Nerds Win Dodgeball- 2hrs. x3
Annika: They scratch themselves like monkeys!
Gina Vendetti: Hahaha! What a bunch of losers!
Nelson: What is this strange feeling?
Jimbo: This must be that thing called shame!
Kearney: Let’s get out of here!
Milhouse: We did it!
Hell Teacher: Very good, children! But bullies are known to retaliate.
Milhouse: Retaliation on retaliation? This is a vicious wedgie-producing cycle!

Land of the Flies Pt. 3
Hell Teacher starts

Nelson: That tears it! Itching powder, Vaseline on our locker handles, and whatever it is you nerds did to make Kearney grow pink hair…
Jimbo: It’s time for you dweebs to — OWW!
Cosine Tangent: FYI, we ran out of prank ideas, so now we’re just going to tase you.
Kearney: Run for it!
Hell Teacher: Well-played, gentlemen! Now that you have all the power, it’s time you embraced it!
Uter: Ja! Oompa-power!
Make Hell Teacher Encourage Nerds to Seize the Day- 3hrs
Make Nerds Storm Skinner’s Office 3hrs. x3
Make Skinner Feel His Authority Slipping Away- 3hrs
Skinner: I’m in charge and I say out of my office!
Martin: Correction, sir. You WERE in charge.
Milhouse: Yeah! There’s some new kids on the block and it’s not New Kids On The Block. It’s us!
Database: Your new agenda is all in this spreadsheet.
Skinner: I’m outraged and yet impressed. How can one not respect a quality spreadsheet!

Land of the Flies Pt. 4
Hell Teacher starts

Miss Hoover: The coffee in the teachers’ lounge is all gone! There’s nothing but juice boxes!
Coach Pommelhorst: My field hockey sticks have been replaced with gaming computers!
Dewey Largo: Where are my brass instruments?! All that’s here are cellos and violins!
Coach Krupt: And my dodgeballs have been desecrated! The nerds are out of control!
Hell Teacher: I think it’s good to see the little tykes showing some initiative. Skinner?
Skinner: *crawling out of his office* That’s SERGEANT Skinner to you! Now heads down in the jungle! Charlie is everywhere!
Miss Hoover: *sigh* Flashback much, Seymour?
Make Hell Teacher Calm the Faculty Down- 4hrs
Make Skinner Try to Get His Platoon Back Together 4hrs.
Skinner: Fear! Fear is the key. If the enemy doesn’t fear you, they won’t respect you, and then you have no authority! Grodin, Barnes, I need you! King and Bunny re-engage the enemy! We have to take the high ground, men! We have to push Charlie back!
Nelson: Is he talking to the nerds?
Kearney: Don’t care. I’m not going anywhere near those little freaks while that teacher from Hell has their backs.
Skinner: You mean their Russian advisor? Take her “out”! Good thinking, King!
Kearney: Wait. Now I’m King? I sorta like that.

Land of the Flies Pt. 5
Hell Teacher starts

Hell Teacher: Boys, I have some good news to share with you!
Martin : They agreed to rename the school after Isaac Asimov? No. I’ve been offered a job at Shelbyville Elementary for twice the pay.
Uter: Nein! You cannot leave us here!
Hell Teacher: You’ll be fine! Nerds who take on bullies always end up fine.
Milhouse: *gulp*
Make Hell Teacher Prepare to Leave Springfield- 2hrs
Make Nerds Explain How They Won’t Be Fine 2hrs. x3
Make Skinner Lead a Platoon Counteroffensive- 2hrs
Cosine Tangent: We can handle things without Hell Teacher.
Skinner: Alright men, prepare to engage!
Uter: We’ll be engaged? But I’ve never had a girlfriend!
Nelson: So your scary protector isn’t here anymore, eh, nerds?
Dolph: Get ready for group wedgies!
Milhouse: I had a dream that wedgies were how I was going to die!

Hell Teacher’s Permanent Tasks:

Task Length Earns Location
Enjoy Hellishly Hot Coffee 1hr $70, 17xp Hellementary School/Springfield Elementary
Grade People 4hrs $175, 45xp Outside/Visual
Arm Nerds 8hrs $275, 70xp Outside/Visual
Listen to Other Teachers Complain 12hrs $420, 100xp Hellementary School/Springfield Elementary
Plot Career Path to Superintendent 24hrs $600, 150xp Hellementary School/Springfield Elementary

And that’s it my friends, the details on the Hell Teacher…

Up Next? Nothing.  You’ve finished Act 3.  Nothing to do but sit back and wait for Act 4 to start up on Tuesday (10am ET)

Thoughts on the Hell Teacher? Questline?  Tasks? Event? Sound off below.

5 responses to “THOH XXXI Prize Guide: Act 3, Prize 5 Hell Teacher

  1. Maybe I’m reading the dialogue too fast, but I don’t understand why Kearney has pink hair. What am I missing.

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  2. Is there a reason why hell teacher is red on the splash screen but green in our games or is it just EA laziness?

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