Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Are you ready to reach true enlightenment? Feel an inner peace you may have been missing in your life? Inner peace might be nice after the Robots tried to destroy Springfield… Get ready as Siddmartha comes to Springfield to bring us all a little calmness in the latest event to hit our pocket-sized towns…Springfield Enlightened!
Act 3 of this Enlightened event has ushered in one new premium character to help navigate our way to true enlightenment. Prince Gautama is an all-new premium character for Springfield, who will not only help earn event currency but also comes with a questline.
So let’s take a look at the questline for Siddmartha’s brother. Here are the full dialogue questlines for Royal Battle Royale…
Royal Battle Royale Pt. 1
Prince Gautama: *throws away myPad* There are a million games and movies to watch here, but I need real-life action.
Quimby: Out of my way, child. I’ve gotta get to my bookie. I just won big.
Prince Gautama: Can you direct me to the combat arena?
Quimby: Do you mean the elementary school playground? I’d be careful if I were you, it’s dangerous there.
Prince Gautama: No, I’m looking for the place where the prisoners fight the wild animals.
Quimby: You’re with the media, aren’t you? You’ll never prove that I had anything to do with that chicken fight club!
Prince Gautama: I just want to see some wild animals fighting.
Quimby: Oh, er, uh, check out the zoo. A tiger attacked one of its keepers last week. Last time we buy secondhand from Joe Exotic.
Make Prince Gautama Go to the Zoo- 4hrs
Make Mayor Quimby Hide from a Scandal- 4hrs
Prince Gautama: What are emus? This place sure seems proud of them.
Lil Zoo Fan: They’re a large flightless bird, like the ostrich.
Prince Gautama: Mmm, sounds delicious. I could go for some food before the combat begins. Where can I find these emus?
Royal Battle Royale Pt. 2
Kearney: Nice shot, Jimbo! You really beaned that emu.
Dolph: Look at him run! Hand me a soda can. I wanna try! *throws a can at an emu and misses*
Nelson: Haw haw!
Prince Gautama: Wow, those emus can really move!
Jimbo: Who’s this twerp?
Prince Gautama: My name is Prince Gautama, but you may call me your new master of entertainment.
Jimbo: Whattaya got that’s better than chucking soda cans at emus?
Prince Gautama: How about riding them around in a winner-take-all race?
Jimbo: Winner take all of what?
Prince Gautama: The money of course! How much should we put in? Say…ten thousand of your American dollars each?
Jimbo: Sure. You put up ten grand. We’ll put up two bucks each.
Prince Gautama: Deal. *hands wad of cash to zookeeper* Free the emus!
Make Prince Gautama Race Emus– 4hrs
Make Jimbo Race Emus– 4hrs
Make Kearney Race Emus- 4hrs
Make Nelson Race Emus- 4hrs
Make Dolph Race Emus- 4hrs
Jimbo: This is the best thing I’ve ever done in my life!
Prince Gautama: I think your emu might have ruptured my spleen with its beak, but this is so fun that I don’t care! Should we try the hippos next?
Royal Battle Royale Pt. 3
Prince Gautama: You won almost fair and square, Jimbo. Would you be interested in a one-on-one challenge?
Jimbo: Sure, I’m up for another race. But do you think you can after you had that doctor take out your spleen?
Dr Nick: I’m also licensed as a veterinarian!
Prince Gautama: I plan on getting a cybernetic body soon anyway. And I have something a little different in mind for our next challenge.
Jimbo: I’m down. You know how to have fun.
Prince Gautama: Servant, free whatever three animals Jimbo would like to do battle. Then do the same for me.
Make Prince Gautama Have a Zoo Battle – 4hrs
Make Jimbo Have a Zoo Battle– 4hrs
Jimbo: Aw, no fair. That zookeeper tranqed my polar bear!
Prince Gautama: They got my elephant, too.
Jimbo: At least you still have your lion.
Prince Gautama: Yeah, but he’s only interested in my spleen. And it’s brand new! I think we have to call this a draw.
Jimbo: I like the additional element the humans added, but they ended things too quickly.
Prince Gautama: Agreed. That was a proper battle, but we need people who don’t have tranquilizer guns.
Jimbo: You want people willing to do anything for a few minutes outside and a pack of smokes? I got just the place.
Royal Battle Royale Pt. 4
Prince Gautama: The mayor’s office? Will we be enlisting public servants for the next battle?
Jimbo: Nah, they’re too slow to be effective against lions. We’re just here to see the mayor.
Quimby: Ah, Jimbo. What can I do for you?
Jimbo: Need to buy some prison labor again.
Quimby: After the number of fingers lost from your last “adventure in butchering”, I’ll need to be persuaded.
Jimbo: *pounds his fist into his hand* That can be arranged.
Prince Gautama: I believe I have another method of persuasion.
Jimbo: What, did you bring a taser?
Make Jimbo Intimidate Mayor Quimby– 4hrs
Make Prince Gautama Bribe Mayor Quimby– 4hrs
Prince Gautama: *hands over wad of cash* Is this persuasive enough?
Quimby: Unfortunately, it is. I’ll set it up with the warden right after I call my PR team.
Jimbo: Yeah, and if that isn’t enough money, well then… *pounds his fist into his hand*
Royal Battle Royale Pt. 5
Snake: You want us to fight lions, and tigers, and bears? Oh my.
Jimbo: You’re being paid thirty cents an hour to do whatever you’re told.
Snake: Don’t get your panties in a twist. I’d do this for fifteen. Give me that sword.
Prince Gautama: We’ll divide the prisoners and animals into two groups. One battles for me and one for Jimbo. We will call it Conflict of Enemies.
Jimbo: I think that name’s already taken.
Prince Gautama: I’m sure if we give them enough money then they’ll let us use it.
Jimbo: If it’s anything like the Conflict of Enemies in-app purchases, it’ll cost $49.99 and leave us feeling empty inside.
Prince Gautama: Wow. That got meta fast.
Make Jimbo Play the Ancient Multiplayer Game– 4hrs
Make Prince Gautama Play the Ancient Multiplayer Game– 4hrs
Prince Gautama: Good game, Jimbo.
Jimbo: It’s considered rude to say good game before it’s over. And potentially embarrassing if you lose.
Prince Gautama: Does that mean you have a chance of winning?
Jimbo: No. That’s why I said “potentially”.
And that’s it my friends, the full story behind Prince Gautama!
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