Springfield Enlightened Premium Dialogue: The Dalai Lama

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

Are you ready to reach true enlightenment?  Feel an inner peace you may have been missing in your life?  Inner peace might be nice after the Robots tried to destroy Springfield… Get ready as Siddmartha comes to Springfield to bring us all a little calmness in the latest event to hit our pocket-sized towns…Springfield Enlightened!

Act 4 of this Enlightened event has ushered in one new premium character to help navigate our way to true enlightenment.  The Dalai Lama is an all-new premium character for Springfield, who will not only help earn event currency but also comes with a questline.

So let’s take a look at the questline for The Dalai Lama.  Here are the full dialogue questlines for Lama Drama Ding Dong…

 

More details on The Dalai Lama can be found here

Lama Drama Ding Dong Pt. 1
The Dalai Lama starts

The Dalai Lama: As soon as I heard of your enlightenment crisis, I came straight to Springfield to help. Well, a brief detour to Cleveland because, well, it’s Cleveland…
Moe: And then you came here to get a beer?
Barney: Cheers! *belch*
The Dalai Lama: Oh, no. Inebriation is against the ways of the Buddha. I merely wished to visit the most abject of your people. From the outside, this establishment…looked about as abject as they come.
Moe: Uh-huh. Lenny, what does abject mean again?
Lenny: I think it’s like…charming?
The Dalai Lama: But I am a thankful guest, I assure you. I will partake in your goods. How about one of these pickled eggs in this jar?
Moe: Oh, no I wouldn’t—
The Dalai Lama: *choking* GHA—SPLGH!
Make The Dalai Lama Choke on a Pickled Egg- 4hrs
Make Moe Check His Liability- 4hrs
Make Barney Do the Heimlich- 4hrs
The Dalai Lama: *waking up* Where am I?
Dr Hibbert: Springfield Hospital. The pickled egg ward, to be specific. *chuckles*
The Dalai Lama: You’re laughing. Is there a funny story?
Dr Hibbert: No. You almost died.

Lama Drama Ding Dong Pt. 2
The Dalai Lama starts

Lisa: I thought I should read up on Shintoism, but my parents wouldn’t take me to Japan.
The Dalai Lama: Uh-huh.
Lisa: And then I met a monk at the park who was talking about nirvana, but then I realized he was just a mental patient in an orange bathrobe…
The Dalai Lama: Uh-huh. And how did you know I was here at the hospital?
Lisa: My dad told me. He was at the bar when you choked on the pickled egg. He’s the one that tried to do CPR on you but tripped and knocked you unconscious.
The Dalai Lama: Uh-huh.
Make The Dalai Lama Listen to Lisa- 4hrs
Make Lisa Ramble to The Dalai Lama- 4hrs
The Dalai Lama: Lisa, this near-death experience has been eye-opening for me. Something could happen to me at any time, and I haven’t made any preparations for the next Dalai Lama to take over. If something were to happen to me, Buddha forbid, the world of enlightenment would be in terrible turmoil. As such…I must begin the search for my future replacement.
Lisa: But don’t you get reincarnated into each new body? That would mean your replacement isn’t alive yet.
The Dalai Lama: Is that so? *checks Wikipedia* Huh. You’re right.

Lama Drama Ding Dong Pt. 3
The Dalai Lama starts

The Dalai Lama: Since my future replacement is not yet alive, it seems the best thing I can do is document the wisdom I’ve learned over the years to be passed on to him.
Lisa: Or her.
The Dalai Lama: *chuckles* Stranger things have happened. Let’s record some videos for the future leader. Will you be my cameraman?
Lisa: Camerawoman!
Make The Dalai Lama Record Videos for Future Self- 4hrs
Make Lisa Be The Dalai Lama’s Camerawoman- 4hrs
The Dalai Lama: *recording video* You’ll find that the robes can really begin to chafe over time, so I recommend wearing long john undergarments. Not cotton, get them in alpaca wool. You’ll thank me later. And cut.
Lisa: Are you sure you didn’t want to add anything else about…I don’t know, inner peace or — respect for all life, or something?
The Dalai Lama: I’m getting there. Next let’s do the video on how to trim your nails while meditating.

Lama Drama Ding Dong Pt. 4
The Dalai Lama starts

The Dalai Lama: Lisa, are you recording?
Lisa: Every riveting word.
The Dalai Lama: Future leader, it’s important to get plenty of vitamin D.
Lisa: Are you serious?
The Dalai Lama: You’ll need to sunbathe often, but out of the prying eyes of the paparazzi. They would like nothing more than a picture of your belly button, but you must not let them have it! Here, I will demonstrate.
Make The Dalai Lama Sunbathe- 1hr
The Dalai Lama: *reading the morning paper* Lisa, can you believe this? Some paparazzi caught me sunbathing in my unmentionables!
Lisa: You seem upset. Maybe we should go to the Bodhi tree, or create some salt mandalas together? Work on our inner peace?
The Dalai Lama: Oh, I’m working on it. I’m gonna find this chump and give him an inner piece of my mind!


And that’s it my friends, the full story behind The Dalai Lama’s arrival in Springfield!

Thoughts on the event?  Have you purchased The Dalai Lama?  Thoughts on the dialogue? Sound off below, you know we love hearing from you!

5 responses to “Springfield Enlightened Premium Dialogue: The Dalai Lama

  1. Dalai Lama Sunbathing on top of the Temple
    The Master Distributing Chicken 🥪’s via a T-shirt Cannon
    (that’s what has me 😂 in Game App)

  2. My Springfield did a weird thing today. I got kicked out and had to log back in (happens now and again) but when I had to log back in I needed an access code, which has never happened before.
    Are EA checking how many Springfields are active and deleting unused profiles… or maybe checking the active numbers of players to see if it’s worth continuing to support our little universe?

    • BaiSurfer
      Go all the way up to where it says Search ☝🏻
      Search for ‘Verification Code’
      This situation has been going on for months
      Make sure your Origin Account has a valid email address
      You will be sent a Code via email when you request one
      That’s what Signs you into your TSTO Profile in Game App now

  3. I haven’t been able to get into my game since I had 2 large updates back to back over 3 weeks ago. Nothing helped just made it worse as I don’t get the emails with the codes! So frustrated!

    • Kimberly, Contact EA, if you can access your email account that you used for the game check you spam folders also then try again, there’s a few post on here about it. Good luck

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