Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
It’s that time of the event…time for another fun and exciting prize post! But this time, we’re breaking down a full character! Woohoo! Who doesn’t love free full characters for Springfield?
Without further ado let’s get right into it and take a look at the final prize on the Into the Simpsonsverse prize track…Noir Homer…
Noir Homer is a brand new character for Springfield and part of the Into the Simpsonsverse Character Collection:
How You Unlock it:
From the Red to the Black (and White) Pt. 5
Make Homer Take Noir Homer Back to the Plant- 4hrs
Collect Rotary Phones- x195.
Once achieved you’ll unlock the character…
WDTCF: “Treehouse of Horror XXXI” S32, E4
Noir Homer does come with a full questline, here’s a look at that questline:
Long Arm of the Flaw Pt. 1
Noir Homer: Chief Wiggum? Heard you were looking for this one.
Snake: What happened to like, reading me my rights, man?
Noir Homer: We both know that’d be a waste of time with a slimeball like you.
Wiggum: You didn’t read him his rights? Sorry, Detective, but we’re gonna have to let him go.
Noir Homer: I won’t tell if you won’t. *winks*
Wiggum: Looks like you got something in your eye there.
Make Wiggum Be Slow on the Uptake- 4hrs
Make Noir Homer Explain Winking- 4hrs
Noir Homer: What?! You’re letting him go?
Wiggum: Sorry, but rules are rules.
Snake: I can’t believe that worked! So long, suckers!
Long Arm of the Flaw Pt. 2
Wiggum: Wow, so you’re from the 1930s? And back then you didn’t have to worry about people’s rights or anything?
Noir Homer: Darn straight.
Wiggum: Well, there’s been a lot of changes since then. Man, it sure would be nice to not have to deal with these whining perps and their “rights”, though.
Noir Homer: Darn right. In my day, the only law was that your suit had to match your fedora. And that you had your name painted on the glass part of the door to your office. And you had a wise-cracking secretary who carried a torch for you but you treated like a kid sister. I think there may have been something about desk lamps, too. When I think about it, there were a lot of laws. Ya know, I’ve got another case I’m working, if you want to tag along. Happy to show you how we did things back in my day.
Wiggum: Really? You don’t think anyone would mind if I leave my post in the middle of the day to follow around a private eye?
Noir Homer: I won’t tell if you won’t. *winks*
Wiggum: You really need to get your eye checked out. Tell you what, I’ll bring one of our med kits for the road.
Make Noir Homer Take Wiggum on a Case- 4hrs
Make Wiggum Grab a Med Kit- 4hrs
Long Arm of the Flaw Pt. 3
Noir Homer: Okay, we’re here. You watch my back. I’m gonna kick down the door on three. Ready?
Wiggum: Woah, woah. You need a warrant for that.
Noir Homer: A warrant? Pfft. I’m pretty sure I hear screams from inside.
Wiggum: You do? I don’t hear anything. Ohh…OHH. Gee, mister, that’s pretty clever, but like I said, we can’t do that kind of stuff around here.
Noir Homer: Then how are we supposed to get anything done?
Wiggum: By going through the red tape! Lemme just call this in…
Noir Homer: *sigh* Fine. But I’m gonna listen to my favorite show while you do all that. What station carries the Bromo-Seltzer Murder Hour?
Wiggum: We don’t have that. When we’re bored, we text on our phones.
Noir Homer: Hmm. That detective emoji reminds me of someone.
Make Noir Homer Listen to the Radio- 4hrs
Make Wiggum Ask for a Warrant- 4hrs
Wiggum: Great news. The hearings been arranged with the judge tomorrow morning for the warrant!
Noir Homer: Great. I love sitting idly by while the criminals get a 24-hour head start on me.
Wiggum: Really? I love sitting idly by too! Here, let me show you a few games we learned on the force that you can play sitting down.
Long Arm of the Flaw Pt. 4
Wiggum: Well, that’s every game I know. So, what’s our next move while we wait for the warrant?
Noir Homer: I think it’s time to go undercover.
Wiggum: Ohh. Can I be a cowboy? I’ve always wanted to go undercover as a cowboy.
Noir Homer: Uhh, I don’t think that’s gonna work. Here, let me show you how it’s done.
Make Noir Homer Go Undercover- 8hrs
Make Wiggum Go Undercover in a Big Can- 8hrs
Long Arm of the Flaw Pt. 5
Beer Stein Wiggum: Uh, yeah. If you could just roll me that way. It’s kinda hard to move inside this big can.
Noir Homer: Why are you in a big can?
Beer Stein Wiggum: It’s my undercover costume. You didn’t give me any time to prepare. I had to improvise.
Noir Homer: Get out of the can! *gasp* Look, there’s our perp. Stop right there! You’re under arrest!
Beer Stein Wiggum: Yeah, stop right there! Police! I’m — I’m stuck. Can you help me out?
Noir Homer: Hands up!
Hans Moleman: I surrender!
Make Hans Moleman Surrender- 4hrs
Make Noir Homer Arrest Hans Moleman- 4hrs
Noir Homer: Looks like we’ve finally caught the Break-Neck Break-In Bandana Bandit.
Wiggum: The who?
Noir Homer: Don’t you read your own police reports?
Wiggum: Those are confidential.
Noir Homer: Probably shouldn’t have mentioned that. But look at him. He fits the profile.
Wiggum: Should he be wearing a bandana?
Noir Homer: He obviously took it off to try to confuse us.
Wiggum: And he’s supposed to be a mastermind at super-fast break-ins? With a cane?
Noir Homer: Pfft. It’s obviously a ruse. *kicks Hans Moleman’s cane*
Hans Moleman: *falls to the ground* Gah!
Noir Homer: Uh-huh. Quite a performance.
Wiggum: Ugh, this is gonna be so much paperwork.
Noir Homer’s Permanent Tasks:
|Sit Ominously in the Shadows||1hr||$70, 17xp||Private Investigator Office|
|Listen to the Radio||4hrs||$175, 45xp||Outside/Visual|
|Go Undercover Into the Simpsonsverse||8hrs||$275, 70xp||Outside/Visual|
|Run Out of Booze||12hrs||$420, 100xp||Private Investigator Office|
|Check In With His CI||24hrs||$600, 150xp||Private Investiagor Office|
And that’s it my friends, the details on Noir Homer!
Up next? Nothing. You’ve finished Act 1. Nothing to do now but wait for Act 2 to start on Friday.
Thoughts on act 1? Noir Homer? Questline? Tasks? How are you doing with the prize track? Still, working on it? Sound off below!