Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
It’s that time of the update…time for another fun and exciting prize post!
Act 1 of the Hell on Wheels event consists of 2 new buildings, 2 new decorations, and 1 new character.
Let’s take a look at character prizes on the Act 1 Prize Track: Billy. (the rest of act 1 was covered here)
Billy is a brand new full character for Springfield and part of the Hell on Wheels Character Collection:
How You Unlock it:
Of Clunkers and Junkers Pt. 2
Make Homer Beg Mechanic to Let Billy Fix His Car- 4hrs
Collect Mufflers- x115.
Once achieved you’ll unlock Billy…
Billy does come with a full questline, here’s a look at that questline:
Mileage of the Lambs Pt. 1
Billy: Hey, kid, you’re not supposed to be hanging around here.
Bart: Oh, come on, man. I’m bored and you guys have air hoses and hydraulic jacks.
Billy: The sign says “No Horseplay”.
Bart: And the one over there says “Employees Must Wash Hands After Using the Bathroom,” so I’m pretty sure signs don’t have any actual authority here.
Make Billy Chase a Troublemaker- 4hrs
Make Bart Cause Trouble- 4hrs
Billy: *panting* Come on, kid. Stop…running around. I’m…supposed to…chase off…troublemakers.
Bart: Do you always do what you’re SUPPOSED to do?
Billy: I…uh…suppose so.
Bart: *devious laugh* This is going to be more fun than the time I switched Milhouse’s devices to Portuguese.
Mileage of the Lambs Pt. 2
Bart: So, let’s get this straight, Billy. You’re a teenager and you have all the teenager privileges like a driver’s license and power tools, right?
Billy: I only have my learner’s permit. But yes to the power tools.
Bart: And you don’t take advantage of these privileges to create mischief?
Billy: Is that wrong?
Bart: Yes! Well…no it’s not technically wrong. But that’s my point! Stick with me, Billy. With my schemes and your inability to think for yourself, we’re going to have fun.
Make Billy Follow Bart’s Lead- 4hrs
Make Bart “Personalize” People’s Cars- 4hrs
Bart: That was a fine morning of pranking, Billy. Mrs. Lovejoy’s car horn plays WAP, Groundskeeper Willie’s lawnmower spits out soap bubbles, and Dr. Hibbert’s vanity plate says “KWAK D0C”!
Billy: I’ve never felt this alive before! I want to be like this all the time!
Bart: Pace yourself, young grasshopper. You don’t get to be a prolific prankster and avoid juvenile hall without taking it slow and steady. Savor the moment.
Mileage of the Lambs Pt. 3
Skinner: There he is, Chief Wiggum! These automotive pranks have all the classic hallmarks of one Bartholomew J. Simpson.
Wiggum: Okay, Bart. You’re coming downtown for questioning.
Bart: You’ve got me dead to rights, Chief. Just let me hand this list of chores to my new friend, Billy.
Billy: By your command, Sensei.
Wiggum: Well…I wouldn’t want you to get in trouble with your parents for shirking your chores. You’ll be calling them from the station, by the way. They’re still on speed dial, of course.
Make Billy Run Mischievous Errands- 4hrs
Make Bart Submit to Interrogation- 4hrs
Make Wiggum Question Bart- 4hrs
Wiggum: Reports of car pranks keep pouring in. But I was sure you were behind them, Bart.
Bart: I was here with you the whole time.
Wiggum: It just doesn’t feel right. But I can’t argue with facts.
Bart: By my estimation, you can’t do anything with them.
Wiggum: Say, Bart, what would you say to helping us out. You’re a master prankster; maybe you could tell us how this guy thinks and who he might be.
Bart: You mean like Hannibal Lecter?
Wiggum: Is that who you think is behind this?
Bart: No. I meant I would be helping you the way Hannibal — Yes! Yes, I think these pranks are being pulled by Hannibal Lecter!
Wiggum: *filling out a report form* How many Ns in Hannibal?
Mileage of the Lambs Pt. 4
Billy: Did you see me, Bart? I pulled off every prank on your list and it was the most exciting thing I’ve ever done in my life!
Bart: You’re a quick study to be sure, and I managed to get Wiggum off your trail. But I think you should lay low for a bit.
Billy: No way! I’m bursting with ideas! Must prank now!
Bart: Uh oh. I think I created a mechanical monster. Or at least a monstrous mechanic.
Make Billy Tamper With a Professional’s Car- 4hrs
Bart: Um, Billy, I think that last prank might have gone too far.
Billy: Relax, Bart. You can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. Or rear axles.
Mileage of the Lambs Pt. 5
Skinner: You are in deep trouble, mister! It’s going to take forever to clean the marshmallow fluff out of the airbag in Mother’s car!
Kirk: And that smoke bomb nearly doubled the amount of smoke coming out of my car!
Mr Burns: And my Model A has been reduced to running like a Model C+.
Billy: What have I done? I just wanted to feel something for once.
Skinner: Oh, you’ll feel something all right, young man. The lash of the justice system!
Mr Burns: Now, now, gentlemen. This is an impressionable young man. Impressionable, crafty, and lacking a father figure.
Billy: I do have a dad.
Mr Burns: Lacking a father figure who is here right now. Come with me, young man. How would you like to join the Young Springfield Republicans?
Make Billy Prepare for the Future- 4hrs
Make Mr. Burns Prepare Another Disciple- 4hrs
Billy’s Permanent Tasks:
|Tamper with a Professional’s Car||1hr||$70, 17xp||Parking Lot/Shops in Springfield/Homes in Springfield|
|Run Mischievous Errands||4hrs||$175, 45xp||Shops in Springfield|
|Hone His Dullness||8hrs||$275, 70xp||Outside/Visual|
|Service an RC Car||12hrs||$420, 100xp||Outside/Visual|
|Try to Learn to Repair Cars||24hrs||$600, 150xp||Gasso Station/Stores in Springfield|
And that’s it my friends, the details on Billy!
Up next? Nothing, you’ve finished Act 1. Nothing to do now but wait for Act 2 to hit on Friday morning.
Thoughts on act 1? Billy? Questline? Tasks? How are you doing with the prize track? Still, working on it? Sound off below!
Now I 🤔 if the Prize track is going to get worse for each Act (Act 2 is kind of a dud!)
You’re a dull boy Billy.